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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenboog as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Derpy entered Celestia's office.

Derpy: It appears Twilight is up to her tricks again. What are your thoughts?
Celestia: I thought we were finally done with this nonsense. But I guess not. I was having a nice rest, now this! God only knows what kind of shenanigans she has in store this time-

A 50 weight fell on her head.

Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: *Leaves the office, and takes a left into the hallway. She walks into another room, and looks at Twilight Sparkle* LMFAO.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Bryan met up with two Mexicans.

Mexican pony 1: What's good?
Bryan: We're ready to commit antics again. I'm looking for the best firecrackers available.
Mexican pony 1: Roman candles, bottle rockets, kers-, cherry bombs, of sparklers?
Bryan: Twilight told me u guys have a paswoord for "certain" firecrackers.

Certain is the password.

Mexican pony 1: I think we can help you. *Walks with the seconde Mexican pony* Get your ezel over here.
Mexican pony 2: *Walks toward Mexican pony 1*
Mexican pony 1: *Opens a wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mexican pony 1: *Pushes Mexican pony 2 into the wardrobe* They want firecrackers. Come back when u get them! *Closes the wardrobe*
Audience: *Laughing*

Back at the castle.

Celestia: *In the shower. Outside, several ponies are listening to her* It's been a long time since I've had a good shower. I feel like a brand new mare. I'll watch Twilight Sparkle like a hawk.
Derpy: *In the douche with Celestia* Should I start on your backside?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Make sure u get every last pore back there.
Audience: Ew! *Laughing*
Celestia: And no surprise reach arounds.
Audience: *Vomitting*

The sound of firecrackers could be heard in the shower.

Celestia: What?! What's going on?!?! There's firecrackers in here!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Later.

Jonathan: So the princess had a mishap in the douche this morning.
Chrysler: It's been two weeks since the last antic Twilight pulled on Celestia.
Jonathan: Things were very peaceful in those two weeks. Now who put the firecrackers in Celestia's shower?
Twilight: Man, it was me u idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chrysler: Why would you-
Twilight: I started a Yo Mamma contest.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Surely, u wouldn't do something that juvenile.
Twilight: I am.
Jonathan: *Angry* A Yo Mamma contest?! u couldn't think of something clever?
Twilight: Man, it was either dat, of fondles for charity.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Let me take one good guess, it's just a cover. You're really planning a larger antic!
Twilight: No shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: *Chewing on a piece of gum, and blows a really big bubble. It pops after hitting Harry* I'll need to borrow the kids around the bunker.

Meanwhile, in Celestia's office.

Celestia: *Looking at a portal that Derpy put on her wall*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What is that blue shit doing on my wall? Get that down from there! Explain your actions, right now! I can only assume Twilight sent u in here with that portal gun. How rude! Twilight is screwing with me again! *Stands up, and bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!

Meanwhile in another part of Celestia's castle, colts, and fillies were running around a small room that had seven bunk beds.

Alexis: *Looking at the colts, and fillies* Quiet u brats!
Audience: *Laughing*
Colts & Fillies: *Be quiet*
Alexis: Gather around.
Colts & Fillies: *Get close to Alexis*
Alexis: As u all know, Princess Celestia just got her PS4, and now has Gran Turismo 6.
Colts & Fillies: Yay!!
Alexis: u want to play, right?
Colts & Fillies: Yeah.

Outside of Celestia's castle, and in the town of Canterlot, things were turning into shit.

Rich Ponies: *Pushing a trolley* We're rich. We shouldn't be doing this. That's why we invented slaves!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Old Stallion: *Looking at teenage ponies working on an anti aircraft gun. One of them is his son*
10 jaar Old Colt: *Angry at his dad* We're working on an antic here.
Old Stallion: How old are you? *Looks at colt* Twelve? *Looks at another colt* And you, thirteen? Aren't u lot too young to be playing pranks on the princess?
16 jaar Old Stallion: So what if we are? Why do u care?
Old Stallion: Twilight has u brain washed.
16 jaar Old Stallion: She asked us nicely to help. In return, she's giving us gummy bears.
Audience: *Laughing*
16 jaar Old Stallion: You'd be a fool to turn down gummybears.
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: We had two weeks of peace, and quiet, and u kids are ruining it. The last thing we need is to have Celestia clawing her own eyes out.
15 jaar Old Mare: We need our dose of lolz.
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: If u don't like reality, why don't u just run off to Pleasure Island?
10 jaar Old Colt: Ugh, u suck! *Runs 100 miles an uur to Pleasure Island*
Audience: *Laughing*
Old Stallion: Okay then.. Fine. But if she finally loses her sanity, I'll know who to blame. *Walks away*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Chrysler: *Walks into a room, and looks at drunk Royal Guards* I don't have the patience for this, so let's get this over with. Your momma is so big, her shadow has it's own bedroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Drunk Royal Guard: Your momma is so stupid, she got lost at a supermarket, and starved to death.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later, Skeletor was ordering a pizza with Jenny.

Skeletor: I want the entire top, boven of the pizza to be engulfed in anchovies. Olives are for dicks.
Timothy: *Walks into the room*
Skeletor: I'm sure I don't have to tell u where I am.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Goodbye. *Hangs up, and walks to Timothy* u ready? Jenny, I want u to start writing this down. I want this verbal smackdown to be historical.
Jenny: *Gets paper, and a pencil ready*
Skeletor: *Looks at Timothy* Your mother finally let u out of the house?
Timothy: At least my mother actually has a house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: Your momma is so poor, she got evicted from a cardboard box.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: Your momma is so ugly, her dogs have to take her for a walk every now, and again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: Your momma is so ugly, everypony goes trick of treating as her yearbook photo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: What about how bald your momma is? She makes Michael Jordan look like Zach Galifianakis.
Audience: *Laughing*
Skeletor: I looked at her scalp, and saw the future.
Timothy: *Stunned*
Skeletor: Yeah. Not much to say now, right? I'm running this show!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Timothy: *Walks away*

In Celestia's rant room.

Celestia: *Shouting* I can't believe you're all talking about my family!! Harry's mom is so stupid, she almost decapitated herself with a marshmallow!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: Your momma is so stupid she heard there were illegal aliens, and looked up for UFO's!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Your momma is hideous!!! She makes Sarah Jessica Parker look like The Mona Lisa!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs her hoof on her desk* Who else?!!?

Everyone stayed silent.

At dinner.

Skeletor: Princess, that was some of the best ownage I've ever seen.
Celestia: Right now, I'm wondering what that clown was planning with all of those Yo Momma jokes going around the castle. I would have liked to insult her mother. She's the only one in the bunker I know that completely deserves it, but enough of these shenanigans.
Royal Guard: *Walks in with a package*
Celestia: The keys to my new Ford. *Takes the package* I heard the Focus was a really good model, so I bought one.

After dinner, Celestia was walking into her office when this happened.

Celestia: *Falls through a hole in the floor*
Audience: *Laughing*

Back at her office.

Celestia: That's it!! Send an extermination squad to kill her when she least expects it! Vengeance!! Annihilate that Twilight! *Stands up, and bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs on her desk* TWILIGHT!!

In Ponyville.

Royal Guards: Twilight Sparkle, u are underarrest.
Twilight: Wuuuut?
Royal Guard: Orders from Celestia. She's pissed off, because u dug a hole in her room.
Twilight: Bite me. It was a bunch of kids that did it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Royal Guards: *Preparing their assault rifles*
Twilight: *Opens a portal on her chest* Gotcha!!!!
Royal Guards: *Shoot into the portal*

The bullets went through Celestia's uithangbord where the other portal was placed.

Celestia: *Getting hit door the bullets*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: That hurt like all hell.
Derpy: Should I go to the first aid kit, and get some band aids?
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, enjoy the bloopers from this episode.
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Today, I'll be reviewing the nineteenth episode of season two in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

In my opinion, I didn't like Putting Your Hoof Down at all. I know Fluttershy was just being assertive but she took assertiveness to a whole new level. And that's not good. Everypony was treating her like an invisible of baby pony. They thought Fluttershy was a pony that they could trick easily. I'm glad she stood up to most of them but like Pinkie Pie and Rarity, some didn't deserve it.

I know I'm being a bit harsh but Putting Your Hoof is the worst episode that My Little pony of Hasbro has come up with, to me.

I expected meer in a Fluttershy episode especially because she is my third favoriete pony out of the Mane Six. I felt like they spoiled this episode door making Flutterbitch return again.

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"How is a Sonic Rainboom made?"

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