Tom: Blooper time. Since Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada were two of the special guest stars in this show, we have a song to play during the bloopers, just for them.
Song: link
Tom: Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: The CHiPs music.
Song: link
Master Sword: Happy 5th of July!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* OH SHIT I GOT IT WRONG!!!
---
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, but crashes into a tree*
Director: Cut.
Harry: *Gets out of the bus* Who gave Malfoy a license?
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, and crashes into a Volkswagen*
Ron: *Vomits on Draco* I'm getting sick of your pathetic driving.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is a nightmare. I can go on a rage! *Wakes up* Did I say I can instead of can't? I'm sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is an outrage. I can't go on a rage! *Catches on fire* Oh, never mind, I'm going on one right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: Okay, let's go with films Starring Tom Hanks for 600. This actor starred in Forrest Gump.
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Eh, who is...
Alex: Yes?
Larry: Tom...
Alex: You're almost there! Go on!
Larry: I got it. Who is Tom Reilly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is that?
Larry: The guy that replaced me on CHiPs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I think u should say Tom Cruise instead. Can we do that scene again?
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Alex: That's it for Jeopardy. Sean, if you're watching this, please come back.
Sean: *Arrives* I'm back Trebek!
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Thank goodness. I really missed you.
Sean: I missed u too Alex, but it was also fun to have sex with your grand daughter during filming of my new movie.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
---
Nikki: Randolph! *Runs to Corporal Agarn, but trips*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks onto the stage* She's trying to take my character away!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Kasey: Haha! We have successfully stolen a camera from MGM. Now we shall make a film that will knock the socks off of everypony. Wait a minute, nopony wears socks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sexy Mare: *Walks onto the stage wearing socks* What about me?
Director: No! Cut, cut, cut!!
Kasey: What? I'm having a great time!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Song: link
Tom: Wrong, wrong, wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: The CHiPs music.
Song: link
Master Sword: Happy 5th of July!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* OH SHIT I GOT IT WRONG!!!
---
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, but crashes into a tree*
Director: Cut.
Harry: *Gets out of the bus* Who gave Malfoy a license?
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Draco: *Loses his sanity* AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Makes the bus go down onto a road, and crashes into a Volkswagen*
Ron: *Vomits on Draco* I'm getting sick of your pathetic driving.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is a nightmare. I can go on a rage! *Wakes up* Did I say I can instead of can't? I'm sorry.
Audience: *Laughing*
Take 2
Master Sword: *At his house. His dream is about not being angry* this is an outrage. I can't go on a rage! *Catches on fire* Oh, never mind, I'm going on one right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Alex: Okay, let's go with films Starring Tom Hanks for 600. This actor starred in Forrest Gump.
Larry: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Wilcox?
Larry: Eh, who is...
Alex: Yes?
Larry: Tom...
Alex: You're almost there! Go on!
Larry: I got it. Who is Tom Reilly?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Who is that?
Larry: The guy that replaced me on CHiPs.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I think u should say Tom Cruise instead. Can we do that scene again?
---
Alex: That's it for Jeopardy. Sean, if you're watching this, please come back.
Sean: *Arrives* I'm back Trebek!
Audience: *Cheering*
Alex: Thank goodness. I really missed you.
Sean: I missed u too Alex, but it was also fun to have sex with your grand daughter during filming of my new movie.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
---
Nikki: Randolph! *Runs to Corporal Agarn, but trips*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Walks onto the stage* She's trying to take my character away!
Audience: *Laughing*
---
Kasey: Haha! We have successfully stolen a camera from MGM. Now we shall make a film that will knock the socks off of everypony. Wait a minute, nopony wears socks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sexy Mare: *Walks onto the stage wearing socks* What about me?
Director: No! Cut, cut, cut!!
Kasey: What? I'm having a great time!
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail of will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My hart-, hart is pure (her hart-, hart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this
Will I fail of will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My hart-, hart is pure (her hart-, hart is pure)
Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
