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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 3, 1960
Location: Hillsdale, Wyoming
Time: 8:17 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Dan: *Looks at Pete* Can I ask u something?
Pete: What?
Dan: What does it take to be an engineer on this line?
Pete: u gotta go through training for a week, and start off working in the train yard.
Dan: I hate S.L.U.T. They don't pay me enough money, but they trust me to hold on to all of their documents.
Pete: That doesn't make much sense.

Two hours later, Dan met up with Putnam, and Amanda after their inspection on the line.

Amanda: My journey was god awful.
Mirage: What? Just for the two red signals we had to stop at?
Amanda; And u went too fast on a turn.
Mirage: Okay, two minor things, but the trip was still smooth, and we made it to our destination on time.
Putnam: My ride to Laramie was bad. So bad, u should change the name of that city to Laralame.
Pete: The way u changed that city's name was lame.
Dan: I enjoyed my ride to North Platte.
Amanda: What did u say?
Dan: I enjoyed it.
Amanda: You're not supposed to say that!
Putnam: If u put in a good meld on this railway, it won't go out of business.
Stylo: You're giving us bad reports on purpose?!
Putnam: Duh, we've been doing it with half of the railroads in Equestria.
Dan: They're trying to get all railroads bankrupt so meer ponies rely on cars, and airplanes. Now, I'm no longer part of that.
Amanda: u can't quit!!
Dan: Can, and did.
Putnam: u don't realize what you're doing.
Amanda: u jerk off. We'll get back at u for this!
Dan: I have a feeling u won't.

Putnam left with Amanda.

Dan: *Looking at the notes, and documents Amanda, and Putnam gave to him* It's a shame they rely on me too much.
Pete: Now they can't make any reports on us.
Dan: That's right.

After that, Dan joined the Union Pacific, and became an engineer.

The End

On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails

A gangster with a sniper geweer-, geweer causes havoc in the yards.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the maand is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad ezel reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

--

Wolf Of Trottingham: u won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: u won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe u pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're u heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are u going!?

Master Sword: Didn't u hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the zei bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
posted by Canada24
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret stemmen from Shining Armor. Thank u Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The maand award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If u were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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Source: alloyrabbit
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof door behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten zei nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave u alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad u to know u actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten zei a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. u wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten zei excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask u something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My vrienden Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and spin Man, but now I don’t have one. Can u find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits volgende to me* What are u reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do u say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped door Communists, and almost died door a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are u sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rum all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To u maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? u guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what u say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. u going...
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I thought I would have meer ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till volgende time my dear fans :)

I'm suppose to write meer words so here's random Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she zei yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: u shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are vrienden live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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Plots:

Story/Main plot:So we start out with our villains. Finding out the defeat of Sunset the demon. Well, the regenboog magic. And somehow no one else notices it.....why?I guess demands it. Anyway back to the story. We seem to be in the CHS, Where we are seeing the students get ready for the "battle of the bands". First part of it at least. Since Celestia is a troll she reminds everyone of the dance. Everyone so how gets the urge to look at Sunset in a angry face. Huh, Nicely played Celestia. Acting innocent while giving one of our students a hard time. So after that scene we cut into the main...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a pony named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to appeldrank, applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenboog as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have u got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that u found her. Have u stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with u Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would u like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Ice Cube's train
Ice Cube's train
Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the romp, kofferbak of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if u don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens romp, kofferbak door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, u got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. u have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Chocolate Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta toon this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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 Mike
Mike
As mentioned in the vorige part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned door CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the salade Bowl Express,...
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Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time u ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* u have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I love little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...
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