Date: February 3, 1960
Location: Hillsdale, Wyoming
Time: 8:17 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Dan: *Looks at Pete* Can I ask u something?
Pete: What?
Dan: What does it take to be an engineer on this line?
Pete: u gotta go through training for a week, and start off working in the train yard.
Dan: I hate S.L.U.T. They don't pay me enough money, but they trust me to hold on to all of their documents.
Pete: That doesn't make much sense.
Two hours later, Dan met up with Putnam, and Amanda after their inspection on the line.
Amanda: My journey was god awful.
Mirage: What? Just for the two red signals we had to stop at?
Amanda; And u went too fast on a turn.
Mirage: Okay, two minor things, but the trip was still smooth, and we made it to our destination on time.
Putnam: My ride to Laramie was bad. So bad, u should change the name of that city to Laralame.
Pete: The way u changed that city's name was lame.
Dan: I enjoyed my ride to North Platte.
Amanda: What did u say?
Dan: I enjoyed it.
Amanda: You're not supposed to say that!
Putnam: If u put in a good meld on this railway, it won't go out of business.
Stylo: You're giving us bad reports on purpose?!
Putnam: Duh, we've been doing it with half of the railroads in Equestria.
Dan: They're trying to get all railroads bankrupt so meer ponies rely on cars, and airplanes. Now, I'm no longer part of that.
Amanda: u can't quit!!
Dan: Can, and did.
Putnam: u don't realize what you're doing.
Amanda: u jerk off. We'll get back at u for this!
Dan: I have a feeling u won't.
Putnam left with Amanda.
Dan: *Looking at the notes, and documents Amanda, and Putnam gave to him* It's a shame they rely on me too much.
Pete: Now they can't make any reports on us.
Dan: That's right.
After that, Dan joined the Union Pacific, and became an engineer.
The End
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
A gangster with a sniper geweer-, geweer causes havoc in the yards.
Location: Hillsdale, Wyoming
Time: 8:17 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Dan: *Looks at Pete* Can I ask u something?
Pete: What?
Dan: What does it take to be an engineer on this line?
Pete: u gotta go through training for a week, and start off working in the train yard.
Dan: I hate S.L.U.T. They don't pay me enough money, but they trust me to hold on to all of their documents.
Pete: That doesn't make much sense.
Two hours later, Dan met up with Putnam, and Amanda after their inspection on the line.
Amanda: My journey was god awful.
Mirage: What? Just for the two red signals we had to stop at?
Amanda; And u went too fast on a turn.
Mirage: Okay, two minor things, but the trip was still smooth, and we made it to our destination on time.
Putnam: My ride to Laramie was bad. So bad, u should change the name of that city to Laralame.
Pete: The way u changed that city's name was lame.
Dan: I enjoyed my ride to North Platte.
Amanda: What did u say?
Dan: I enjoyed it.
Amanda: You're not supposed to say that!
Putnam: If u put in a good meld on this railway, it won't go out of business.
Stylo: You're giving us bad reports on purpose?!
Putnam: Duh, we've been doing it with half of the railroads in Equestria.
Dan: They're trying to get all railroads bankrupt so meer ponies rely on cars, and airplanes. Now, I'm no longer part of that.
Amanda: u can't quit!!
Dan: Can, and did.
Putnam: u don't realize what you're doing.
Amanda: u jerk off. We'll get back at u for this!
Dan: I have a feeling u won't.
Putnam left with Amanda.
Dan: *Looking at the notes, and documents Amanda, and Putnam gave to him* It's a shame they rely on me too much.
Pete: Now they can't make any reports on us.
Dan: That's right.
After that, Dan joined the Union Pacific, and became an engineer.
The End
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
A gangster with a sniper geweer-, geweer causes havoc in the yards.
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe u pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're u heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are u going!?
Master Sword: Didn't u hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the zei bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe u pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're u heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are u going!?
Master Sword: Didn't u hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the zei bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret stemmen from Shining Armor. Thank u Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret stemmen from Shining Armor. Thank u Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof door behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten zei nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave u alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad u to know u actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten zei a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. u wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten zei excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten zei nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave u alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad u to know u actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten zei a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. u wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten zei excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
I thought I would have meer ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till volgende time my dear fans :)
I'm suppose to write meer words so here's random Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, lost his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till volgende time my dear fans :)
I'm suppose to write meer words so here's random Metallica lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, lost his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."