OH MY GOD… WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY BEFORE! Well, u all know me that I hate Jeff the Killer. And u also know me as I hate any of the fanmade Jeff the Killer OCs…. And yet, I still end up finding them. Like what the fuck. How is this poorly written piece of shit so popular. I could write better than this if I wore boxing gloves, and carved the story onto my stomach with a sewing needle. But of course, everyone had to get crazy with the whole Jeff the Killer craze and make their own just as bad, if not worse fanfics. One in particular is a rather infamous one known as Charlie the Killer.
So it starts with Jeff the Killer meeting Jane the Killer… and she fell down the stairs and died… Well, we’re already at a great start, aren’t we? So, for no fucking reason at all, we cut to a boy named Charlie. Wow, I almost forgot this creepypasta was about him. Maybe if they didn’t talk about Jeff the Killer first, I wouldn’t have come to those assumptions. So Charlie is getting bullied (Of course), and is depressed. So depressed that he begins to hear voices…. I DON’T EVEN- So, it says that she just ignores these though- Wait…. She? Charlie is a girl? Isn’t Charlie a boys name though? I apologize if I am horribly uninformed that some places have Charlie as a girls name, but where I am from, Charlie is for boys, not girls. Okay, so, I just gave up any chance of this being good. I thought it would be a male killer for once, and MAYBE, have something worth salvaging, but now, it’s a girl. So no, there is nothing to save. This fanfic was fucked from the start.
So…. for no reason at all, she just snaps… It doesn’t explain how. She just fucking losses it. It doesn’t help since, literally five seconden ago, the fanfic told us that she wasn’t going to listen to the voices in her head. So, she…… Rips a pipe out of her house wall, and then randomly finds her bully in five seconden and stabs her with zei pipe…. vraag 1: When did she get the strength to rip a fucking pipe out of the wall. vraag 2: How did she find her bully. vraag 3: Wouldn’t it be meer believable if she beat her with the pipe instead of stabbing her with it. vraag 4, and this is the big one: WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP ASKING vragen TO SHITTY FANFICS THAT WON’T ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!
So after that, she ran away, feeling glad for what she did. It then describes her backstory! WHAT!? NOW!? WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T u DO IT IN THE FUCKING BEGINNING THEN!? So, it says that she wasn’t a mean girl, and would just sit door herself. She was beautiful- OF COURSE SHE FUCKING WAS! Because what is a piece of shit Jeff the Killer fanfic than with the girl being beautiful, yet no one likes her. And of course, she was goth ( I swear, the fanfics I read are so goth, I can just smell the graveyard coming off of it). And it then says that she read of the Jeff the Killer stories, which was her inspiration. So what, u wanted to do this shit before u went fucking crazy? She then describes that she enjoys murdering people in the most violent ways… Yeah, this kinda contradicts the whole “She wasn’t a mean girl” thing, don’t u think?
So, she then began looking for Jeff. He’s not real u stupid fucking idiot. Why do all these fucking fanfics have to say that Jeff is real. And, let's just say I’m a fucking idiot, if Jeff was real, how the fuck did the story of him get published. I thought Jeff left no witnesses. So is this like Natural Born Killers, where he leaves one witness alive to tell the tale, of is this fanfic just fucking horrible…. It’s probably the latter. But of course, she does meet Jeff. And then Jeff says that they should be together……. Why………… Why…………. WHHHHHHYYYYY! And can this possibly get any worse? Well guess what… It can. They then get married (IN A PUBLIC AREA, I SHOULD ADD! Their killers, and Jeff has no fucking eyelids. He should be easy to recognize). And then it ends with Charlie finding out she’s pregnant…………….. No…… Just no……. I won’t even respond to that…. u really need me to tell u how fucking stupid that is? No, u don’t. This whole fucking fanfic was stupid.
This is one of the Mary Sue-ish pieces of fan-gasam shit I have ever read in my entire life. I mean, for fucks sake, this was bad. Give Nina the Killer some credit, at least she didn’t fuck Jeff in the end. Is this the worst Jeff the Killer fanfic? Thankfully, no. But trust me. The main character is easily the worst fanmade killer ever. And if I ever have to read another Jeff fanfic again, I am going to set my fucking bureau on fire. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.