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posted by Seanthehedgehog
volgende morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted door the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do toon up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn to operate the radio.
Red: Alright.
Tim: And it's your turn to drive.
Toby: Sweet.

But Toby was not good at driving, and Red wasn't good with operating a radio.

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Red: *Talking on the radio, but can't remember what straat she's on*
Toby: *Driving after a stolen van, but crashes into a straat lamp*
Red: *Talking on the radio, but drops the receiver*
Julia: *Shakes her head in annoyance*
Tim: *Pointing to a bank robber*
Toby: *Shoots at the bank robber, but shoots two pedestrians instead*
Tim: *Takes the gun out of Toby's hooves*
Toby: *Driving after a suspect behind Julia, but hits her car*
Julia: *Spins out of control*
Toby: *Stops the car*
Tim: What the hell did u stop for?
Toby: To see if Julia's okay.
Tim: She's fine, but you're not supposed to stop for anything when chasing a suspect.
Toby: Other police departments do that.
Tim: Not us. *Sighs* I don't think u have what it takes to drive a car.
Julia: u don't have what it takes to operate a radio.
Red: *Covers her head in shame* I'm sorry.
Julia: *Worried* Wait, don't take it so hard. I'm sorry. u will get better at it, but we neeed some meer training.
Red: *Looks up at Julia* Okay.

The volgende dag was Saturday. Captain Jefferson talked to Julia, and Tim in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So, how did everything go with Toby, and Red?
Tim: Okay. Just don't let Toby drive anytime soon.
Julia: Red needs meer training with operating a radio.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Everything else went fine though. Right?
Tim: Yes sir.
Mare: *Arrives* Tim Miller?
Tim: Yes?
Mare: A friend of yours named Rick Jones is here to see you, and Red Velvet.
Tim: Perfect. Excuse me. *Goes to talk to Rick*

He arrived the same time Red did.

Red: *Spots Tim* hallo sexy.
Tim: Red, we need to talk.
Red: Anything for you.
Tim: u know we're not allowed to date, right?
Red: What are u talking about?
Tim: We work together. Officers in the same department are not allowed to datum each other.
Red: Bummer.
Tim: However, there is a pony I'd like u to meet. Rick Jones.
Rick: Hi. Tim told me all about you.
Red: And u look sexier than him.
Tim: *Laughs* Okay, u two get yourself acquainted, and I'll see u later.

That night, Rick took Red out to dinner.

Red: You're such a gentlecolt. I like that.
Rick: And u will like this place. I got us reservations at the most expensive restaurant this town has to offer. *Stops the car*

An Acura was speeding down the road.

Rick: *Crossing the straat with Red*
Acura Pony: *Honks his horn, and hits the brakes. He hits Red*
Red: *Flies into the back windshield of an Explorer*
Acura Pony: Oh my goodness. *Gets out*
Rick: Red, are u okay?
Red: *Gets out her police badge*
Acura Pony: i hit a cop.
Police Pony: *Stops in a Nissan Skyline police car* GT3, I got a pony with a red Acura who hit a pedestrian. Send over an ambulance, and a Caprice.
Dispatch: Ten-4 GT3.

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenboog as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made u enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 28, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut kept complaining about everything. He complained about not getting enough hooficures. He complained about getting too much work. It was so annoying that Nikki decided to put an end to it once, and for all.

Nikki: *Sitting at the station with Anthony, and Donut* I ain't happy with what u did yesterday. u just left your train on a bridge.
Donut: Shut the fuck up. I didn't ask for anypony to criticize me about my job.
Nikki: Then it's a good thing my sister is coming back today. She'll teach u common...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
[In Ponyville]
Fluttershy took Twilight to the Hayburger for something to eat. "Thanks for taking me to my favoriete place in Ponyville, I'm famished!". Twilight was starting to feel better. "Your welcome". Fluttershy happily closed her eyes. "Now tell me, who in particular do u want to be your boyfriend?". Fluttershy questioned her. "Well...im not sure, I actually don't want a boyfriend right now..I mean, I just wanna know the experience before its too late". Twilight started blushing a little. "Oh, I understand". Fluttershy started biting her lips nervously. When suddenly the door opened...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olijf-, olijf
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

After olijf-, olijf got fired, Mr. Beddler was having a difficult task to get his workers to do anything properly. Gary had something else on his mind.

Gary: *With Tim near the paint booth* Have u ever noticed that there's meer mares here than stallions?
Tim: So?
Gary: So? I don't know if u know this, but this is not a place for ladies to be running around, putting make up on cars....
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Credit: rainbowdashzx ; Song- Teenagers door My Chemical Romance.
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 Model trains
Model trains
This is the final part of the third episode of T.H.O.E. When most ponies talk about trains, they often think about passenger trains, others think about the trains of other countries. Then there are those ponies that talk about model trains.

These model trains run on electricity that runs through the tracks, and provides power to the engine on the train. They've been around for over one hundred years.

Pinkie Pie: I've been trying to save up on a model train set, but Mr. und Mrs. Cake won't let me. Zhey say zhere is not enough room, but vhat do zhey know?
Applejack: My sister Applebloom wants one,...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine engulfed her brother, Mountain Peak, in a hug. “What are u doing here?!” she exclaimed. “Careful, you’ll blow my eardrum out.” He zei playfully. “I came to visit you.” He said. Aqua Marine looked up. “But I thought u were climbing the biggest mountain in Equestria.” She said, puzzled. “Well, turns out it wasn’t exactly the tallest mountain. But once I do find the biggest mountain, I will climb it.” Pinkie Pie peered at Peak, with a strange expression on her face. “Wait, u are brother and sister, right? So why doesn’t Peak have wings?” she said...
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posted by octaviavsdjpon3
Hi im cherrybrook and im a few months old. This story will be based on my fillyhood ☺. Its a thursday night april 6 and thats the dag I was born. Four years after that I was already in school. Lots of time I got straight A's, but today I got in big trouble.
Cause I yelled at my teacher😳man I was so embarrassed
After school my mom made me clean the whole house
And my dad made me clean four other houses. Plus I was grounded the Good thing was only for two days. And summer started! YAY!!!😃Finally! My mom and dad left me with my sister cause they were going on there honey moon 😝 "alright little twerp im the boss of the house" my sister said." So we gon tear this place up!!!" She zei with blearing rock music.
so she forsed me to my room the weird thing is she picked me up with her horn 😖 I cant do that. Then she brought her vrienden and her boyfriend over. Man im so telling my mom and dad bout that😡 to be continued😊
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You're not allowed to say the f word.
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posted by IrisTheHedgehog
 PP and PP
PP and PP
Intro-Hello im Ink a writer of ponyville and this is my friend Olliehooves we will be writing a story well like a poem.

It was a bright dag in the village of equestria,birds were chirping and ponies were talking.Except one roze pony.She had been sulking around,until a blue pony walked up to her."Hi what's up?"The blue stallion said,he had a pointy horn."Oh hi...I'm Pinkie"pinkie zei perking up,she zei greeting him."Nice name mine is Pokey Pierce!"he zei slightly blushing.-Roses are Red...-
"Cool name,you like ballons cause u need a super duper party!"Pinkie zei giggling."Gah... I usually...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 General Itov
General Itov
This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.

Theme song: link

Twilight's Student

For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.

Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.

After arresting Sean the hedgehog, regenboog Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.

However, as Twilight was doing this, she would...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later that day, it was getting dark. It was time for them to go home, but they didn't care. Hawkeye, Stylo, Percy, Jeff, Orion, Pete, and Wilson were playing poker.

Hawkeye: Alright, let's start the betting.
Orion: u got it. I'm putting in two dollars.
Percy: *Waiting*
Wilson: It's your turn Percy.
Percy: I'm thinking.
Wilson: Well hurry up.
Percy: Fine, I call. *Puts in two dollars*
Wilson: Fold.
Percy: u were rushing me just so u could fold?
Wilson: I didn't have a good hand.
Jeff: I see your two, and raise u four. *Puts six dollars in*
Pete: I call. *Puts in four dollars*
Stylo: Unfortunately,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Louis continued writing his letter to another pony named Clint Eastwood.

You would be great vrienden with Stylo. He was once a worker on the Southern Pacific Railway, before coming to kom bij the Union Pacific. He's a very nice pony, and is also good at his job. I remember Hawkeye telling me about how he managed to get a heavy freight over Sherman Hill, which is much harder then it sounds. He had three diesels pulling the train, and was low on sand.

Stylo: Orion, we're low on sand.
Orion: Oh, don't worry, I know.
Stylo: u knew this entire time, and u didn't even tell me?!
Orion: Yeah. I used...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Drunk bus driver
Drunk bus driver
Orion, Pete, and Mirage went out of the station to see the bus driver.

Orion: See? He's pulling into our station now.
Pete: And taking our passengers away.
Bus Driver: I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I HATE TRAINS!!!
Mirage: He's really drunk. How come he hasn't crashed yet?
Pete: Who knows?
Orion: I can make him crash if u want.
Pete: No, that won't be necessary.
Ponies: *Getting into bus*
Bus Driver: *Driving away* I'm a bus, I'm a bus, I'm a bus, *Points at Pete* I HATE YOU!!!
Pete: Okay, make him crash.
Orion: The pleasure is all mine.
Pete: As for u Mirage, I want u to work in the train...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the straat outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan straat was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.
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