My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Darkness part 3

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Bluewave - Haai Whiteheart!
Whiteheart - Hi Bluewave. I heard about u being in 6th Platoon too.
Bluewave - Yeah sick isn't it!?
Whiteheart - hehe right.
Bluewave - I don't like that's this Darkness is co leader why him not you?
Lightning - *puts hoof on back* Because he have experience on battlefield.
Bluewave - L-Lord Lightning
Lightning - *smacks head* Don't call me that...
Whiteheart - Hello... Lightning.
Bluewave - Noone don't even know Darkness...
Lightning - I do know him and be is on same level as me.
Bluewave - He still suck...
Darkness - oi I'm here u know...
Bluewave - c-crap...
Whiteheart - hallo um... We will be noble elimination squad right...
Lightning - Let's not think about it okay?
Teacher - class starting... Lightning go to your class...
Lightning - yes yes... *leaves*

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Eavning Meal
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Whiteheart - ahh I'm full.
Bluewave - Those meals are great.
Lightning - They really are...
Darkness - I dont care...

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Dorm lockdown
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Whiteheart - Want to take a douche first...
Darkness - Go first...
Whiteheart - ...
Darkness - ...
Whiteheart - O-Okay...
Darkness - I'm not that stupid to peak.
Whiteheart - I dont trust you...
Darkness - Eh...
Whiteheart - ...
Darkness - ... I'm going sleep...

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2 days later
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Gate between Demon Ponies and Ponies.

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Lightning - Ah this old smell of blood! Bring back memories of past right!
Darkness - Brings back good and bad one.
Bluewave - I dont feel well.
Whiteheart - The gate...
*gate opens to a destroyed part of Canterlot*
Lightning - Welcome to the war zone lads! Hahaha!

T.B.C.

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ANOTHER Mini-Dump!

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Cold War Episode 2 "Hello Evil Me"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : u HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was pony named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and u want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one pony from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 10: Exile - part 2

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2

Ha ha ha ha! u should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until u hear this volgende part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... u seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now u look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon u did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?”...

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 8: Wavering monolith

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith

“Do u have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....

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Fiery waves - the ups and downs of Summer Pride: Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis

posted by NocturnalMirage

Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis

Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer u a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are u sure, u don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the volgende part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... u know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here u go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got u a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant vraag mark, my friend....

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Under Pressure Part 14

posted by karinabrony

There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...

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Chapter 24

posted by Canada24

"How long do u suppose it's been?" Pinkie asked, nobody in particalar.

"Hek if I know. regenboog replied, the pegasus still having her nose bandaged.

But other than that, she seemed pretty fixed up, from her's and Ditto's fight.

And, as always, she prefered to hover over everyone rather than to stand on the ground with them.

Eventually, young Twilight came out.

"Well.. Whats gonna happen?" regenboog asked anxiously.

"Well.. First off. They're gonna need to talk to you" Twilight told.

"Great.. Come on girls" regenboog zei to the others.

"No, sweetie, I ment 'just' you" Twilight told the pegasus.

"ME!?"...

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TF2 My Little pony Version Theme Song Lyrics

posted by ppgFireball

My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until u all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do u know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

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The Racer part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Appaloosa Rally

The race contined on for ten meer laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do u think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minuut later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, u get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank u so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 5 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 4 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run door thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: toon business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...

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Con Mane: The Discord Saga 2/3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful dag in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering meer ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: u really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot u in the arm! Why aren't u bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

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Con Mane: The Rookie Saga part 2/4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up meer stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw u enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are u doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

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The last solstice - Chapter 9: Doubts

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts

The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...