Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than regenboog Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!
A few minuten later.
Pinkie Pie: *Standing volgende to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are u enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well volgende time Celestia is intoxicated, u should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than regenboog Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told u that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear meer clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just u wait!!
Stop the song.
In Happy Land, regenboog Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some wodka cupcakes.
regenboog Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* hallo my blue amigo. How are u feeling?
regenboog Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
regenboog Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
regenboog Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No u wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, u can go. *Walking away*
regenboog Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
regenboog Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did u get your wings healed door Amtrak?
regenboog Dash: Yes. I'm going home pagina now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
regenboog Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: u have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards regenboog Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do u think you're going? *Blocking regenboog Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
regenboog Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
regenboog Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are u going to do?
regenboog Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
regenboog Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make u break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.
That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and regenboog Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.
Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*
A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly
Amtrak: u wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into regenboog Dash.
regenboog Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. u heard everything. u were spying on us.
regenboog Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking regenboog Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.
Back in Happy Land, two meer stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.
Amtrak: Just try to escape now u blue brat. Didn't u see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.
Back to Rarity.
Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..
Song (Start it at 0:04): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1TWU10MAc8
Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.
Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song
Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is regenboog Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take regenboog Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are u going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return regenboog Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, u must go save regenboog Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do u mean me go? u go, u have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that u were regenboog Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really regenboog Dash's friend, u will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend regenboog Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
2 B Continued
Special guest star, ROB as Doctor Dastardly