My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Saten Twist adventures: S3E3 part 5

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posted by Canada24

Twilight: Shining Armor, Cadance! You're early! I thought something had come up and u weren't gonna make it until Saturday?

Cadance: So did we. Turned out we weren't needed in Maretonia until volgende week. And the summit we were supposed to attend today had to be rescheduled, so... we got here even sooner than planned!

Shining Armor: Surprise!

Cadance: It's wonderful to see u all again!

Fluttershy, regenboog Dash and Rarity: [chattering]

Applejack: Well, the pleasure's all ours, Princess.

Twilight: I'm so glad you're here! I have a big surprise for you!

Shining Armor: Oh, yeah?

Later:

Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's door herself) Hello again.

Cadence: Oh.. Hi

Saten: Say.. If our relationships ever fail here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).

Cadence: T.. This is just a phone number.

Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.

Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.

Saten: Yeah.

Cadence: I'm.. I'm a little creeped out.

Saen: Good.. Than it's working

Shining Armor: [hushed] Lucky we came when we did, huh? I'm guessing u saw the scroll we sent to Mr. and Mrs. Cake?.. (Pinkie smiles and blushes). Hey, I'm impressed you've been able to keep our secret this long!

Pinkie: So you're gonna tell Twilight now?!

Shining Armor: [hushed] You're gonna have to wait just a little bit longer. We have something special planned.. Why u think we had Ditto send it to the cakes.. It took some convincing though.

FLASHBACK:

Shining: Boss, can u send this letter to the cakes instead of Twilight.

Ditto: I don't send letters, that's YOUR job.

Shining: I can't let her see me wait yet.

Ditto: Fine, whatever.. (takes the letter).

Shining: Your probably wondering why.

Ditto: Actually. I'm wondering why your not WORKING wait now.. I don't pay u to stand around.

Shining: Well.. Me and Cadence are having baby.

Ditto: That's great, but please get to work-

Shining: And we don't want Twilight knowing.

Ditto: I DON'T CARE WAIT NOW!

Shining: She will still find out.. But not yet

Ditto: This is why I never promote you.

Shining: But we plan on giving Twilight a surprise party over it.

Ditto: Are u even listening to me?

Shining: Glad u understand Commander.. Have a good trip.

Ditto: (groans)

END FLASHBACK:

Shining: It'll be worth it, I promise.

Pinkie: (under breath) It'd better be.

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Yes I did make a title screen! :D

Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the vorige H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so regenboog Dash appeared,...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 1: Drawing Destiny

posted by MinervaHoot

This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after reading creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

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I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...

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Discord Conquers Equestria(Prologue)

posted by xFluttershyx

Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a chocolate rain cloud, squeezed it, and chocolate melk came into the glass. As he threw the wolk to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. u need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord of else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!

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top, boven 5 favoriete ponies

posted by btflash

Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a lijst of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I love music. It's my absolute favoriete part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this lijst rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical muziek rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any pony that would attempt...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 11(Face-Off)

posted by noahnstar1616

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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", zei Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed door the kasteel and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", zei Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...

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The mystery of happiness part: twelve

posted by whiteclaw

regenboog Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are u lovely pegasus?" regenboog Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" regenboog scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.

"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. regenboog looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time regenboog Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So u recongize me door my colours eh?" regenboog nodded. Then she...

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The Royal Mare

posted by jordy_dash

Welcome to the Royal Mare, we are glad to announce that the fan windwakerguy, has made us a logo, thanks wind! u made Emmy proud! Time for News! The hit role play "revolution" was released a few days geleden and has already hit the 500 posts mark! It has gone in to become the new roleplay of the club! Having tonnes of posts each dag Check it out! For a brilliant idea door our friend nocturnal mirage!
Our friend wind waker has made another role play, it is the fable rp, u decide how your oc/hero acts, in a way like fable! It has a good concept and can be fun, in other wind waker news,he called...

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The Beginning: Part23---Ponies Vs Zombies [1]

posted by alinah_09

in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again door the arms of the species

Boom...

Bang...

Crack!

at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i l l a l l p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
~~~ ~~~ ~~~
Gasp!

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her bed panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they...

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The last solstice - Chapter 41: Power through deceit

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 41: Power through deceit

Luna walked over to the edge of the balcony with casual steps. She looked down to the place where her own sister vanished from her sight a moment ago, then burst out in a mad laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” she tittered maniacally. “Justice is served!”

A seconde later, something slit through the air with a loud swish, and a circular metal object pierced her chest. Luna gaped, her features revealing surprise and disbelief. Her eyes traveled downwards to see what caused the pain. She discovered with shock, that it was her own royal seal, she...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really love shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier door window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...

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Creepy ponies prologue

posted by flippy_fan210

If u don't like/know creepypasta, u won't like this.

Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of bier and walked up to Ben's room.

"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben zei as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"

"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"

Jeff interrupted...

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Hungarian pony fanart

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: deviantart

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Now My Original Art. TAWNY INSPIRED THIS DUMP WITH HER vorige ONE.

added by shadirby

Source: Me. Myself. And I.

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, of fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do u plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, Pablo, Sigmund, and a few other ponies were making an attempt to escape.

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: u too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 24 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....

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Quantum Of Solace Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.

At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The dag is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when u need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would u gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On top, boven of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do u hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where u were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied u to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where...

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Magic of Friendship: Part 3---100x the 'ugh's

posted by alinah_09

The volgende dag came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this dag was song composing (on muziek period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz zei to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...