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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dimitri - Do u liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... u guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left u some heavy armor to wear. u gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so u know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't verplaats an inch and everything will be OKAY.


Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - hallo new how is it in our group?
Steven - Safe... I guess.
Damien - Safe?
Steven - u think better than wolf Pack. u do less extreme stuff yet u gain meer money than them.
Damien. - I think this is our charm.
Joel - Heh.
FI - Our planning is better - they plan on spot we have everything ready - enterance, mid-robbery and escape plan A and B.
Damien - We have escape plan A and B here?
FI - If u get stopped mid road between cities u get away with busje, van that is following u all that time with money. Plan B is burning money and getting the fuck away with a heli.
Steven - Burning money?
FI - In fact this is only a decoy 5% of real money. So it won't hurt Dimitri account to burn it.
Damien - I see...
??? - EPD stop the car!
FI - uh oh guys road check if they open the back use silenced MP-5s to kill them.
Driver - What is it?
Police - What are u having back there.
Driver - Meat Officer.
Police - I see... Your back light is broken.
Driver - Someone broke it.
FI - from cameras I see now. It's a set up prepare for SWAT... Now!
SWAT - *open back doors*
Damien, Joel, Steven - *shoot the SWAT Units*
Driver - *takes out shotgun and shoots Police*
Dimitri - God fucking damnit, how they know about it!
FI - Yo they are sending Special Operations on your ass!
busje, van Driver - I'm there in 2 minutes.
Truck Driver - Well I'm outta here take the money
Damien - *takes money out*
*truck drives away after changing thr plates*
FI - Okay gang. Time for showdown. toon those Spec Ops who is boss in here.
Damien - *take bulletproof glass on and grabs Miniguns* HELLO MOTHERFUCKERS!
FI - They are bringing SWAT Tank.
Steven - *takes RPG* got it.
FI - They gonna try to break to you
Joel - *takes tactical Shield*
Dimitri - u like that Equipment! Go wild boys! Ammo is on me!!

*after 20 minutes*

Driver - OK road is clear I'm coming!
Damien - Put the money Inside.

*another 6 hours of driving*
Damien - *sleeps*
Joel - *play cards with Steven*
Driver - That dont look friendly...
Dimitri - Ah damn enemy Mafia in front... Yo gang clean them up.
Joel - *puts on mask and wakes up Damien* job is ending.
Damien - Huh... Oh *puts on mask and takes AKM-S*
Steven - *puts on mask and open doors*
Joel - hallo there!
Mafioso - Huh *turns around* Oh shit ITS SKULL GANG!
Damien - Get dunked on! *shoots Mafiosos*
Joel - *shoots aswell*
Steven - *ends last Mafioso life*
Dimitri - Good toon boys! u are one great group of stalion! u gonna do one meer thing for me and I pay your debt ok? For now rest and use some meer mares! Live like kings boys - u deserve it!





TBC
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Some time later
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Lightning - ehhh you've done it now...
Darkness - I don't mind I did horrible stuff.
Whiteheart - My body moved on it own.
Demon - *walk up to them*
Darkness - Hold swords... Hunter what you're doing here...
Hunter - Our opposition have been found and resistance forces are fighting now. Information got Leaked to pony world as well.
Darkness - so?
Hunter - Meaning your squad is now KOS In both sides, as well as internall Conflicts started.
Darkness - what will u do.
Hunter - I'll give u advise, I'll lead resistance to kill Lord of Shadows and open a way to King of Demons and The...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 9, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arrow got a ride to the train yard door her mother in a scarlet Impala.

Mother: u be careful now Bow.
Bow & Arrow: I will mom.
Mother: And volgende time u have school, don't gallivant over here until it's over.
Bow & Arrow: I promise. *Gets out of the car*
Mother: *Drives away*

When Bow & Arrow got to the yards, she saw several ponies standing near an auto carrier.

Bow & Arrow: *Spots a railroad pony passing her* Excuse me sir. What happened there?
Railroad pony 53: We just had a car...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
The demon ponies got eleminated quickly.
But it was only a call for greater doom.

Darkness - That's about it... *sits on rock and sigh*
Lightning - Wasn't so tough...
Soldier - *hands letter to Lightning*
Lightning - huh... Big army of demons moves to walls of Canterlot - all teams are ordered to defend ~Princess Celestia. So?
Whiteheart - We should go!
Darkness - screw this orders...
Bluewave - What? But tho-
Darkness - its distraction... They aim for officers that won't back off...
Whiteheart - How do u know.
Lightning - He used to work for demons...
Bluewave - But the walls...
Darkness - There are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was running downstairs in an attempt to find Twilight.

Tim: *Finds Twilight tied to a chair. Her horn and wings have been removed* There u are. *Runs towards her*
Twilight: Look out!
Brett: *Appears behind Tim, and throws a knife*
Tim: *Ducks to avoid being hit door the knife*
Brett: Don't u dare try to help Twilight. She needs to be killed for her crimes against the Islamic State.
Tim: *Grabs his gun*
Brett: *Using magic to make the gun disappear*
Tim: *Runs towards Brett and knocks him down*
Julia: *Outside, on the radio calling for backup* Please hurry. That bomb needs to be disarmed....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The volgende morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your vrienden Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and u can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, of Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have u decided what kind of Christmas boom u wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, brand house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Once the darkness falls a new evil uprise.


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3rd Canterlot fast reaction camp.
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Lightning - ehhh the new prototype of S-Suit 2 failed.
Darkness - At least it didn't ended like S-Suit 1.5
Whiteheart - What happens?
Lightning - A guy got crushed door power of his magic eventually breaking his skull.
Bluewave - Spooky.
Lightning - If S-Suit will work somehow...
Darkness - Elite Mark VII works right?
Lightning - Its only unworthy prototype but they have way to maneuver...
Officer - *walks to them* Bluewave and Darkness to ability test chamber now.
*they walk away*
Lightning - *looks on Whiteheart*
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Smoky Joe: *Driving the train at 60* (When does the speed decrease? I want to crash the train.)
Stylo: Okay, we're gonna be heading up Sherman heuvel anytime soon.
Smoky Joe: What is the speed there?
Stylo: 50.
Smoky Joe: I have to tell u something.
Stylo: What is it?
Smoky Joe: I'm not slowing down. I'm going to make the train crash on purpose, because u made me stop in the train yard.
Stylo: u were going too fast.
Smoky Joe: I was going the right speed. Now I'm going to fuck things up.
Stylo:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than regenboog Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!

A few minuten later.

Pinkie Pie: *Standing volgende to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are u enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well volgende time Celestia is intoxicated, u should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Shadow kasteel - Undead Realm
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Demon King - Sweet victory is in air...
Immortal Dvision Soldier - h-how ...
Demon King *slices Soldier* Silence fool...
Mare Demon - Do u wish to send troops to attack gate?
Demon King - First eliminate closest camp of enemy.
Mare Demon - As u wish my majesty.

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Closest camp
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Soldier #1 - Kids are our noblr killers, well we are dead

Soldier #2 - Why kids are in army.

Lightning - I like how people react to us... I really enjoy this fully.
Darkness - We sit here and wait for commands...
Whiteheart - Better for us...
*Explosion happens*
Bluewave - Medical bay...
Soldier...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:50 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The rest of the ponies that were going to work on the tracks arrived in different vehicles.

Jeff: Okay, I removed the bad rails while we were waiting for you. Nopony is in the signal tower, so Percy is operating the switches. Let's lay down the new rails, put in new spikes, then add the ballast. Everyone ready?
Railroad Ponies: Yes.
Jeff: Great. Let's get to work.
Railroad Ponies: *Moving vooruit, voorwaarts in a machine that lays down new rails*

It set down the new rails, and as a lever was pulled, spikes were put in...
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posted by Canada24
"And why the hell should I help any of you?" Ganger groaned.

"Because we heard of you.. Our interests are alike" zei Rover, the lead Diamond dog.

"I'm not the one who got out smarted door a little filly" Ganger mocked.

"S.. She kept whining!" Spot groaned.

"Your only proving my point" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. We might have a way to change u back from a changeling.. We've been secretly working on something over the years.. But it needs goud in order to work" Rover told.

"Gold!?.. Who the hell designed that!?" Ganger mocked.

"Look.. u in of not!?" Rover cried.

"(sighs) Fine... I think I know to get gold" Ganger replied.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted door the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting volgende to her*

Gran Turismo...
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505 Commander - HQ this is 505 do u copy?
HQ - Copy that 505.
505 Commander - We are getting closer to Station G-41
HQ - Roger, proceed with caution.

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American and Canadian vessels.
16:30
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Cptn. Bridge - So... How we gonna do it?
Gen. Spectral - We get to Equestrian coast and swim with it then with air support we hit Russian destroyers and we aboard them.
Priv. Jackson - We gonna steal em eh? (Not trying to make a joke about Canadians... Totally...)
Cptn. Bridge - That's a plan... At least we have some free time...

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GEA HQ
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Informator - We have invitation from... GlobeX organisation....
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Sean arrived at the airbase with regenboog Dash, Master Sword, and Wind.

Wind: So, how did u get the name Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Wind: Well, all I can say is you're lucky not to be good at fishing.
Master Sword: Why?
Wind: Because then you'd be called Master Bait.
Master Sword: *Angry* u have no idea how many times ponies have told me that.
Sean: Enough. We need to focus on our job. Binoculars.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives Sean the binoculars*
Sean: *Looks at the airbase* Son of a bitch. There's three hundred of them, and they have 200 planes on that base. 50 bombers,...
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Eggman was getting two portals set up. One was in the sky, for the airplanes, and the other one was for the tanks.

Nazi: Everything is ready mien fuhrer.
Eggman: *Scowls at the Nazi* What did I just say?
Nazi: Sorry! Everything is ready doctor.
Eggman: Get those panzers rolling, and get the airplanes started. Bomb the shit out of everything!!
Nazis: *Starting their planes, and fly out of the base, heading towards the portal*
Wind: *Still in regenboog Dash's car* How far away is it? I'm bored.
Rainbow Dash: Here. *Gives Wind her cell phone* Take this, I got a few apps u might enjoy.
Wind: *Looks...
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posted by Canada24
#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Canada24
Diamond Tiara: Everybody, I have an announcement!

Apple Bloom: Diamond Tiara! Think hard about the choice you're makin' right now!

Scootaloo: u can be a better pony!

Spoiled Rich: (out of nowhere) Diamond Tiara! I just happened to be here for the school board meeting, and this is what I see when we adjourn? My daughter associating with confused, insignificant lowlifes? Socializing with their kind is not how u verplaats up in Equestria! Come, Diamond Tiara!

Diamond Tiara: (finally stands up to her) No, mother!

Spoiled Rich: Excuse me?!

Diamond Tiara: You've spent your life acting like a high horse...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Labiche drove the train, Didont thought about stopping at Saint-Avold.

Didont: If we stop at Saint-Avold, we'll get our heads blown off.
Labiche: *Increases speed*

The entire train left the station, and Maurice walked into his office in the station, when he saw a Nazi pony.

Nazi Pony: *Sitting in his chair, smoking a cigarette while reading a magazine*
Maurice: *Closes the door, and goes to his phone. He talks to someone on the phone* Get me Commercy please..... I don't have that.... This is railroad business! *The pony he is calling hangs up on him, so he puts the phone away*
Nazi Pony:...
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