My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Gran Turismo Episode 8 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When the shift was over, Candy was thinking about something.

Tim: *Turning right into the police station's parking lot* What's on your mind?
Candy: I'll tell u tomorrow.
Tim: Can't u tell me now?
Candy: I'm thinking about how to stop that suspect. I haven't worked out all the details, but when I do, I think it will work.
Tim: *Parks the car in the parking lot* Can't wait to hear what u have planned. *Walks away*
Candy: *Watching Tim get into his Viper, and drive away*
Julia: *Arrives* Hey, what happened?
Candy: With what? The pursuit?
Julia: Yeah. My partner gets sore when he doesn't catch a suspect.
Candy: Somepony blocked our path with a Mustang. I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.
Julia: Okay.

Meanwhile, at the docks.

Richard: *Looking at the Rolls Royce he stole. It is volgende to the Plymouth* And tomorrow, it will be time to steal the last car, the Chrysler 300. Once I get that, I'll ship the cars into France, and they'll pay me millions for this lot.

It was volgende morning. Candy was standing volgende to the Captain to share her plan with the others.

Candy: Our suspect could be in Frenchtown now. My idea is to go undercover for this one.
Tim: Undercover?
Candy: In cars that Richard would never think police ponies would drive. We'll follow him in Mini Vans, trucks, Tim, and Julia, u could follow him in your Viper, and Motorcycle if u wanted to.
Captain Jefferson: That's a good idea, but remember, Frenchtown is out of our jurisdiction.
Candy: I understand that. Which is why the State Troopers have agreed to help. I called them last night, and told them everything.
Julia: When do we arrest this guy?
Candy: We need to find the rest of the stolen cars he got. Once he takes us there, then we arrest him, and recover all of the stolen cars. Also, we need some kind of a pattern in our chase.

A bus stopped in Frenchtown. Richard got off the bus, and looked around.

Richard: *Grabbing the key to a 300, and sees one* Yes. *Walks towards it, and gets inside*
pony 94: *Driving a Nissan Rogue towards Richard*
Richard: *Starts the car, and drives away. He turns right, and goes 30*
pony 94: *Following Richard*

2 B Continued

Richard will take this 300.

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Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE hooi-, hooi IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat

Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)

Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. u can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments

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MLP Pain's Prejudice: Chapter 1

posted by DragonAura15

Silversheen (Pic is totally unfitting to the scenario XD)

MLP FIM Fanfic: Pain's Prejudice

    "Are they here yet? The tension is killing me!"
    "There'll be worse things than tension to deal with soon... "
    "Move it! They're coming, and fast!"
    And then anguished screams. And then silence. That was all Silversheen could remember. Anytime she tried to strain her mind for more, she came up blank.
    From what she did recall, there had been some kind of attack. Ponies all around her were running for dear life, causing a commotion. An older mare- her...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's car is green, and Sally's car is silver

In Ice Cube's hideout in Compton L.A.

Song: link

Ice Cube: Alright Vito. Me, and Sally here are gonna go down to the storm drains, and get those weapons for ISIS ready. u stay here, and protect the prisoners.
Vito: Why do I have to stay here?
Ice Cube: Because u called me the N word.
Vito: *Sighs*
Sally: Here we go again.
Ice Cube: Let's go Sally. *Gets in car*
Sally: *Gets in another car*
Ice Cube: *Drives*
Sally: *Drives, and follows Ice Cube*
Vito: This is stupid. *Hears a sound* What was that? *Goes downstairs*
Fenix: Stay quiet. *Grabs gun* I got u covered.
Vito: *Comes downstairs* Hey!...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's train

Previously, Con, and Ice Cube were in a car chase, but there cars fell off a bridge. Now, they were standing face to face on the railroad line.

Con: *Pointing gun at Ice Cube* Get Pinkie out of the romp, kofferbak of your car.
Ice Cube: And why should I do that?
Con: Because if u don't, you'll find a bullet that has your name on it. Unlock the trunk.
Ice Cube: *Opens romp, kofferbak door to her car*
Pinkie Pie: *Comes out* Danke! Now let's throw a party!
Ice Cube: Man shut up! Okay, u got your friend, now leave me alone.
Con: I don't think so. u have attacked a spy of the C.I.E, and pose as a threat to us with...

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The Legend of Pleiades Stardust

posted by purrloinedlove

Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream boot (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping door soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing tosti apparaat, broodrooster wafels and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

One dag at Fort Courage.

Sargent O' Rourke: *Walking door the cannon*
Corporal Agarn: Hello Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Good morning Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: *Looks at clock* But Sarge, it's 1 PM.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We're in the army. We have to say thirteen hundred hours.
Corporal Agarn:...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Wayne

We decided to get a few ponies on a train heading from Manehattan to Chicagoat, to interview some other ponies working on a Railway called Amtrak. It's a big railroad that brings ponies to hundreds of places in Equestria, as well as Canada.

Our train will be going from Manehattan, to Chicagoat, and it's called the Lake kust-, oever Limited. Right now, we're looking at the conductor named Wayne.

Wayne: *Looking at camera* Is this thing on?
Camera Pony: Yeah. So, let's start with your name.
Wayne: It's Wayne.
Camera Pony: How long have u worked for this railway?
Wayne: About two months. I got the job...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Equestria. Have u ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, u are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, of evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 3: Railways

When most ponies decide to travel, of send goods from one place to another, they rely on the train. Freight trains bring in goods, and supplies that ponies need, while passenger trains take ponies from one place to another.

One of Equestria's famous trains is the Friendship Express. It's the only modern passenger train to be powered door steam....

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Con Mane: On Celestia's Secret Service

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful dag in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering meer ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: u really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot u in the arm! Why aren't u bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...

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Saten Twist Adventures 6... PART 3

posted by Canada24

Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.

SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who u calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot door a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*

TO BE CONTAINUED

Random Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

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Saten Twist Adventures..

posted by Canada24

Too start this story. Lets go back to SEASON ONE...

9PM AT NIGHT:
AppleJack (in one of rare times she's not wearing her hat) is seen tiredly trotting home.
Suddenly a red pony falls out the sky, and almost hits her.

AppleJack: Saten Twist?
Saten Twist: *drunkily* H hallo appeldrank, applejack (I'm change him to just a Pegasus, not sure why I originally had him an alicorn. But it was cool at the time).
AppleJack: Are u drunk of something?
Saten Twist: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* u really need some sort of intervention. I mean this is third time in one day.

Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged...

Random Ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: EQD

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 52 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki got to the turntable, and was turning her engine around.

Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see u again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did u start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Nikki: What?
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw,...

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Wat: Episode 2: part 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Wat:
Attempt One and Two

Don't rush, guys.

Wat:
Attempt Three

"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."

"Okay, here have two tickets."

Wat:
Attempt Four

Drunk Applejack

Wat:
Attempt Five

Gilda is a bitch.

Wat:
Attempt Six

Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.

Wat:
Attempt Seven

"There's a wolk of--"

"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Ships.

Wat:
Attempt Nine

"Real vrienden don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.

Wat:
Attempt Ten

Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.

Wat:
Attempt Eleven

Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....

Wat:
Attempt Twelve

Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and meer time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...

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The seconde Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: u got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned door two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than u my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of u to say Burt.
Bob: So what do u plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely verplaats back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...

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Luaghter Song Lyrics (Giggle at the Ghostly)

posted by karinabrony

Pinkie Pie:

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down...

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me she's not...

Pinkie Pie:

The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...

Rarity: She is.

Pinkie Pie:

I'd hide under my hoofdkussen, kussen
From what I thought I saw
But Granny Pie zei that wasn't the way
To deal with fears at all

Rainbow Dash: Then what is?

Pinkie Pie:

She said, "Pinkie, u gotta stand up tall
Learn to face your fears
You'll see that they can't hurt u
Just laugh to make them disappear."

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Ponies: *gasp*

Pinkie Pie:

So, giggle at the ghostly
Guffaw at the grossly
Crack up...