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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 31, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:54 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss arrived in her station wagon, but Hawkeye was not with her.

Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Pete: Metal Gloss, where's Pierce?
Metal Gloss: Ever since he arrived late yesterday in that freight with Stylo, he hasn't been taking it well.
Pete: What did he do?
Metal Gloss: He's been drinking heavily, and locked himself in his own room. He won't talk, of anything.
Pete: Hmm, it's not like Pierce. After work, we're going to try to talk to him. All of us.

Song: link

At night, Hawkeye walked to a bar. Several neon lights were on above, and in front of him. He thought the lights were too bright when he got to the bar.

Hawkeye: *Covering his eyes as he walks in*
Ponies: *Looking at Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Hey, someone needs to fix the neon sign. u want your customers to go blind, and get lost?
Bartender: The sign is fine the way it is pal. What do u want?
Hawkeye: *Gives the bartender a twenty dollar bill* As many beers as possible.
Bartender: Right then. *Goes to get the drinks while looking up* Dear lord, please help this stallion.
pony 85: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey, you've been up here several times.
Hawkeye: No shit.
pony 85: u came up here eleven years geleden when they scrapped a steam locomotive, u dropped door in 1960 when your friend was in the hospital, and now you're back. What's buggin' u this time?
Hawkeye: Do u know how it feels when you're biggest accomplishment goes down the drain?
pony 85: Jesus christ, what the-
Hawkeye: Look. I'm not in the mood to talk. If u fuck off, I'll let u have five of my beers.
pony 85: Mh, okay.
Bartender: *Arrives with forty beers* Here u are Mr. Hawkins.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
pony 85: *Taking five beers, and walks away* hallo Off, can I fuck you?
Hawkeye: Not what I meant, but at least it worked.

Stop the song. At Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss' house, Pete, and the rest of the railroad ponies arrived with Metal Gloss.

Metal Gloss: Pierce? Some vrienden are here to see you. *Knocks on his door* Pierce?
Dan: I'm beginning to get a bad vibe.
Stylo: Are u sure he's home?
Metal Gloss: The door is locked, he has to be here. Let me get the key. *Goes downstairs*
Pete: Pierce? It's Pete. We all came over to see how you're doing.
Percy: Please talk to us Hawkeye.
Metal Gloss: *Returns, and unlocks the door*

As soon as they took a look inside, they noticed the room was empty, and that a window was left open.

Stylo: Now are u sure he's home?
Metal Gloss: We need to go find him!

Everyone ran out of the room in zoek for Hawkeye.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* hallo Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard u and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...
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Source: MLP
posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, u need to screw up meer when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to u buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll toon an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, of just give u the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is tonen how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if u were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straat corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing volgende to Double Scoop*
Tom: meer ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands volgende to...
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(Warning! This lijst contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another top, boven list! Today, we're going over my top, boven 5 least favoriete characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying anime characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are gegeven to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 Heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...
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Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What u doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, u NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go home pagina and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk u home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do u still love me!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straat corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing volgende to Double Scoop*
Tom: meer ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands volgende to...
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 My Corvette
My Corvette
Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the vorige part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb...
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Source: deviantart, joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was watching meer television.

Master Sword: *Enters Saten Twist's house* You're still watching television?!
Saten Twist: They're still tonen that drought in Alicornia. I really don't see why thousands of ponies care about that state.
Master Sword: They make most of our produce.
Saten Twist: We live in Neigh Jersey. We make our own produce.
Master Sword: Point taken, but still. If that drought gets worse, it could come towards us.
Saten Twist: Bullshit. We'll make it go towards the Canadians. Nopony cares about them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: You're starting to act like...
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everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that Cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: CUPCAKES COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.

Tom: I hope u enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if u didn't, then f**k you!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI pony who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed door that assassin.
Audience: *Laughing*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground door Saten...
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