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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob: *Walks outside of his house to get a newspaper*
Bobby: *Parks his car in front of Bob's house*
Bob: *Watching Bobby get out of his car, and walking towards him*
Bobby: *Gets volgende to Bob, and sees the flowers* They're beautiful.
Bob: Thanks. Is there something u want to talk about?
Bobby: Before we try to pull off our drug bust, I just realized something. Leonard won't want us to keep all of the money we make when we sell those drugs.
Bob: Look, everything is under control. u don't have to worry about it. We sell the drugs, make millions of dollars, keep our mouths shut, and don't buy anything until February. If everypony keeps quiet, no one, except for us will find out about it.
Bobby: Okay.
Kyle: *Running towards* Bob Stone!! Where's my money?!!?
Bob: *Grabs Kyle, and pushes him onto the ground* Go get money from somepony else u oranje cunt!
Kyle: *Gets up, and walks away, but he looks back at Bob* You'll pay for that! u WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!

Later, Shawn stopped at Lewis' house.

Shawn: *Rings the doorbell*
Lewis: I'll get it.
Andy: Alright.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Shawn: hallo Lewis.
Lewis: Come in Shawn. What's going on?
Shawn: *Closes the door, and whispers* we did it.
Lewis: Really? We got the money?
Shawn: Yeah. That's all I wanted to tell you. *Leaves*
Lewis: *Very excited* YEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!
Shawn: *Hears Lewis' screams of joy*

The Silver Ballroom was decorated for Christmas which was only a couple of weeks away. This song is playing on a radio (Start at 1:32): link

Bob: Well done everypony. Drinks are on me.
Ren: *Arrives with kers-, cherry Blossom*
 kers-, kers-, cherry Blossom
Cherry Blossom

Bob: Where have u been Ren? And who's this?
Ren: My wife.
Cherry: How do u do?
Bob: Good.
Ren: Guess what I just bought? *Shows Bob the registration to a car he just bought* I bought myself a brand new Chrysler 300, in dark green.
Bob: *Looks at the registration* A Chrysler 300?
Ren: Yeah.
Bob: As in the car?
Ren: Of course the car. What else?
Bob: Didn't I tell u not to buy anything until February?! What if Leonard finds out about this?!?!
Ren: But Bob, it's just a car.
Bob: It's not just a car! It's a luxury car! How much did it cost you?!!?
Ren: Only thirty grand, and I got it registered under my mom's name.
Bob: I don't care! Take it back to the dealer, and sell it! This instant!!
Ren: Okay Bob. *Leaves with kers-, cherry Blossom*

After they left, Orion arrived, wearing a fancy sports jacket.

Bob: Oh, not u too!
Orion: What?
Bob: What did I say about buying things?
Orion: I don't know. What did u say?
Bob: I zei not to do it until February!! Can't u wait until two fucking months?!?!
Orion: Hey, calm down Bob-
Bob: NO! u CALM DOWN!! TAKE THIS BACK TO WHEREVER u GOT IT, AND GET RID OF IT!!!
Orion: *Leaves, speechless*
Shawn: *Gets volgende to Bob* hallo look, I know that we're the only ones here, but if u keep shouting like that, somepony might here us.
Bob: *Looks at the ground* I'm sorry Shawn, but I told everyone not to buy something until February, but they aren't listening to me. If Leonard finds out about us keeping the money from that drug bust, we're in a shit load of trouble. Oh, and make sure that Edwina gets this message. *Hands Shawn a letter* She has a job to do for me. On that letter, it says that she needs to deliver a truck, to a place west of here. The address to the truck, and the time that it'll be there is written in the letter. The sooner she makes the delivery, the meer money we make.
Shawn: I'll send this to her right now.

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Carl
Carl
After my first dag of school came the lowlife of my day. Coming home. My mom is dating this guy named Carl that does nothing but, watch TV of shout at someone. His dog Ditka, is very huge, and looks like he could bite your head off.

Rafe: *enters home*
Ditka: BARK!! *gets on Rafe*
Carl: Ditka, down!
Ditka: *goes away*
Carl: So how was your first dag of school?
Rafe: School was unbelieveable. I met this beautiful filly, and I pulled the brand alarm

Ok, I didn't tell him that I pulled the brand alarm, but he wouldn't care anyway.

Carl: Uh-huh. Did u sign up for football yet?
Rafe: Nah. *grabs pudding...
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The last solstice

Chapter 31: Fading light - Part 3


“I'll go see what happened!” Nocturnal Mirage zei after the first explosion. “You stay here!”

Driven door a sudden, unexplainable urge, the cobalt stallion rushed outside the room, leaving Celestia behind. As soon as he opened the door he knew something was terribly wrong. Royal guards in heavy armors were running around the spacious hallway, their hooves clashing against the marble floor and the thick walls reverberating the sound of their steps. Higher ranking stallions were shouting commands randomly and most of the guards looked perplexed...
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posted by savana89
i was in the woods lost my wing hurt i couldnt fly out then i smelled something something odd very odd then i turnd aroud i saw that it was...A TIMBER wolf then all of a sudden i saw a pony, but i wasnt any pony it was pricesess luna! she beat up those wolves like it was nothing she flew me back to ponyville's hospital a few weeks later i was as good as new i was walking in town when i bumpped in to pinky pie,"HI IM PINKY PIE,you can call me pinky of pie of roze of pp!!!!" "um ill call u pink" "ok um whats your name?" "oh well pinky-i mean roze call me raindrop dash" "oh your name is like my vrienden but her name is regenboog daaaaasssshhhh(oh no got to tell dashy)"
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"No,no,..NO." The white pony was trotting around her art studio."Uuuggg..." The Mares mane was silver and fill with pant."Why do I have to hide, I'm the only alicorn who is'nt a princess." The pony had a 1 set of wings and 1 horn. BING!
"One moment please." She used her magic to put on her smock, covering her wings."Hello,and wellcome to Silverstars' art boutique. "Hi, My name is Rainbowdash and i was wondering if u could make me a self portrait.." the blue pony had a regenboog main. "why Certainly... miss...miss.." She hadn't herd her name. "Rainbowdash."
"Okey-dokey sit down right there and smile!" Later after it was done... "thanks It is soooo actuate, Silverstar u are a rocking artist." regenboog zei kindly. "no problem rainbow,... will u tell your friends... please im new here so that would be great."I sure will Silver!''
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Song: link

Dad: *Mowing the lawn*
Leonard: *Stops his car near Lewis' dad, and gets out* Mr. Lee? I want to talk to you.
Dad: *Turns off the lawnmower, and runs away*
Leonard: *Flies, and lands in front of Lewis' dad* I don't think so. u try to run away from an officer again, you'll be arrested. u haven't broken the law, but your son wants to be with us. If being a cop is what he wants, u let him have it. Understand?
Dad: I'll kill that worthless bastard.
Leonard: That's it. You're under arrest.
Lewis: *Watching from inside the house*

My dad threatened to kill me, and that was enough for Leonard,...
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