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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over u two.
Andy: You're welcome.

The doorbell rang.

Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't u dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
pony 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
pony 83: Yeah man. u know Kyle Jordan? The pony that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
pony 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle, and something ain't right.
Lewis: Maybe he went on a vacation, and forgot to close up shop.
pony 83: That ain't like him man. Kyle's meer responsible than that. He told me all about you, and how you're a police officer, u gotta do something.
Lewis: Okay, we'll do something about it. In fact, I'm here with two of my partners right now. Come with me. *Watches the pony enter the house, and closes the door* Bob? Can u cut me a slice of cake?
Bob: Sure. *Grabs a knife*
Lewis: *Walks with the pony into the room where they're playing cards*
pony 83: Hey, where's the cake?
Bob: *Stabs the pony seven times, and pushes him onto the ground*
pony 83: *Dies*

Now like with Edwina, we zei that this pony killed himself. Before his death, he was known as Ed Allen. At the morgue, we told Leonard that Ed killed Kyle, then followed me home pagina from the police station. There, he confessed that he killed Kyle, but couldn't handle the pressure. So he killed himself. Leonard told the DA, and they bought it.

Later at The Silver Ballroom, things were heating up.

Bob: We told u not to buy anything until February Bobby!! It's only one maand away!!
Bobby: My son got impatient, and I had to buy him an X Box 360.
Shawn: They just started making them last year! u could have waited!
Bobby: Well what about Orion, and Ren?!
Bob: What about them?
Bobby: Orion still has that sport jacket, and Ren still has the Chrysler!
Orion: Oh, way to fucking go!
Ren: Lewis just got a brand new 300! Why can't I have one?!
Bob: Hey! Everypony! Listen to me. Lewis sold his vorige car, to get his. Okay? That's why it's okay for him to have it.
Shawn: u sold the car I gave to you?
Lewis: It was five years old Shawn, I needed something new.
Bob: Shawn if it makes u feel better, I still have the 300 u gave me. Now the rest of you, u have 24 hours to sell everything u purchased. If u don't, Leonard's going to get suspicious, and realize we did something wrong to get the money to buy those things.
Orion: It's been a whole month, he hasn't noticed. I leave my jas at home.
Ren: And I still use my wife's car to get to work.
Bob: Whether u leave those things at home pagina of not, Leonard will find out someway. Now get going.
Ren: *Leaves with Bobby, and Orion*
Shawn: u think they'll sell those things?
Bob: I doubt it. hallo Lewis, how much longer are u going to keep this place open?
Lewis: Two seconds. Let's get out of here.
Shawn: Alright. *Walks out of The Silver Ballroom with Bob, and Lewis*
Lewis: *Locks the door*
Shawn: See u guys. *Gets into his Monte Carlo, and drives away*
Bob: Before we go, I have to tell u this. Ren, Bobby, and Orion are gonna have to be killed.
Lewis: I understand, they fucked up.
Bob: They're going to get too much attention with those things they bought. *Walks to his car* They could have waited until February. Now they're going to die. *Passes a Mercedes with two gangsters* hallo fellas, wanna kill me? Follow me. *Gets into his car, and starts it. He drives away*
Lewis: *Laughing*
Gangsters: *Following Bob*
Lewis: *Laughing as he watches the gangsters follow Bob*

I was glad to see Bob back at his old self, especially with those gangsters. Bob led them right to the police station, and they got arrested for attempt of murder. They wanted to try to kill Bob as quickly as possible, and didn't see the station until it was too late.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When the Colonel arrived at the station in his staff car, escorted door two motorcycles, he was displeased to find out that his train was not there.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to a soldier with a clipboard* What about my train?!
Schmidt: It has been cancelled.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Turns around to face Schmidt* Who cancelled it?!

Four minuten later in a office.

Labiche: I did.
German pony 87: Labiche Colonel. He is the area inspector. Under my supervision of course.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Since when does a french stallion have the authority to annuleer a German train?
Labiche:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The dag Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: hallo yourself. How are u feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case kraker, cracker was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia pony 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia pony 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia pony 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia pony 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia pony 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault geweer-, geweer and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. u have to get to L.A, and toon everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: u know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I love u all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He zei he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't u think u had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell u how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are u a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* u okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped door the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded door other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell u the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong dag mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did u hear in the office when u tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but u changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, u caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, u know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time u even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got u that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? u seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to datum her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be vrienden with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* u tell her what u think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, u already zei that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minuten later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their volgende assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* u cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger zei he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He zei u were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with u now, but if u keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have u fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, of chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle volgende to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenboog as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular dag at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minuten of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing meer tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: u wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask u a question. What do u know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are u asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* regenboog Dash zei there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious dag for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little pony version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case kraker, cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to zoek for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars u could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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