Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: u haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought u could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. u know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did u hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do u mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought u were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, u were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for u guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's meer of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard u were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard of not. I'm just surprised. u always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, reading about magic is one thing, but u don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, u don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so bitter that u steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated door Twilight and her friends, so u travel through time to get back at them, but they beat u again and teach u about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what u did that u can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did u really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told u he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, u could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped u to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When u showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told u the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if u ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! u need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Frozen North and fix the Crystal hart-, hart so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: u haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought u could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. u know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did u hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do u mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought u were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, u were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for u guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's meer of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard u were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard of not. I'm just surprised. u always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, reading about magic is one thing, but u don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, u don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so bitter that u steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated door Twilight and her friends, so u travel through time to get back at them, but they beat u again and teach u about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what u did that u can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did u really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told u he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, u could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped u to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When u showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told u the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if u ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! u need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Frozen North and fix the Crystal hart-, hart so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
But now, the remains of the evil duos were still at large thanks to their minds.
One of the exact oldest disciples was none other than The male Father to The once beautifully girl band on Canterlot High,The Dazzling, Forte Luster Dazzles, wants to do every thing in his power to resurrect his old master out from the portal to reclaim equestria.
Master Sword waved a loaded pistol around the bank.
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are u doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Master Sword: YOUR BEING ROBBED!! (Points gun at employee) WERE'S YOUR MONEY!!
Employee: (crying) p, please don't kill me!
Master Sword: (dramatically) please don't MAKE ME!
(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)
Saten: Dude, what are u doing!?
Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!
Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?
Master Sword: Uhhhhhh... Yeah!
Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)
(Outside)
Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..
The cops from pony mov: FREEEEZE!!!
Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!
Master Sword: Leave it to me........... (To the pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!!!!
(Long silence)
Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.
Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!!
TO BE CONTAINUED