Notes: The My Little pony franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created door me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.
Twilight Sparkle and her vrienden were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight zei "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy zei "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
regenboog Dash zei "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie zei "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and zei "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle zei "This cake should be much better than your vorige cake."
Mr. Cake nervously zei "I'm sorry about selling u a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
appeldrank, applejack zei "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle zei "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and zei "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle zei "It seems like u arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike zei "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased door Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He zei "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker zei "This is meer than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord zei "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle zei "Welcome Discord. I hope that u enjoy your birthday party."
Discord zei "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as u didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and zei "It's nice."
Fluttershy zei "Thank goodness."
Discord zei "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle zei "What are u talking about?"
Discord zei "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle zei "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord zei "Because I love chaos. u wouldn't understand. Ponies like u take away the fun in life door being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord zei "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised door the ponies and Discord, but he was amused door it. The Joker zei "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle zei "But I didn't hire a clown. Did u hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie zei "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker zei "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and zei "I'm Discord. I love chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker zei "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord zei "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and zei "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and zei "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She zei "Why did u call me that?"
The Joker zei "I'm sorry to confuse u Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and zei "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to regenboog Dash and zei "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker zei "Rarity u remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity zei "Why?"
The Joker zei "Because u both think that you're better looking than u actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker zei "It seems like u forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike zei "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and zei "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and zei "I love this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker zei "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle zei "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and zei "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for u ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and zei "I want u 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make u disappear."
Rarity angrily zei "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle zei "It's just a quick magic trick."
appeldrank, applejack zei "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie zei "Are u going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker zei "Actually I'm going to take u with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle zei "Why would u sell us?"
The Joker zei "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However u will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously zei "Are u actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker zei "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He zei "Can u at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and zei "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily zei "Then I must stop u Joker."
The Joker zei "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to stempel, punch the Joker, but he missed. Discord zei "Can u stay put so I can stempel, punch you?"
The Joker zei "I would love to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord zei "You hurt me."
The Joker zei "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord zei "It appears that u can't take away the ponies now u weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily zei "I demand u to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and zei "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker zei "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord zei "It seems like I'll have to defeat u in a meer simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at u ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle zei "Thank u for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought u were."
Discord zei "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.
appeldrank, applejack zei "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity zei "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle zei "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and zei "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and zei "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Twilight Sparkle and her vrienden were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight zei "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."
Fluttershy zei "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."
regenboog Dash zei "Yeah right."
Pinkie Pie zei "At least Discord's funny."
Rarity shook her head and zei "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."
The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.
Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.
Twilight Sparkle zei "This cake should be much better than your vorige cake."
Mr. Cake nervously zei "I'm sorry about selling u a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."
appeldrank, applejack zei "It seems like everything's ready."
Twilight Sparkle zei "The guests will be here soon."
Spike arrived and zei "Hi girls."
Twilight Sparkle zei "It seems like u arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."
Spike zei "I got better things to do than be helpful."
Meanwhile The Joker was being chased door Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He zei "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker zei "This is meer than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.
Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord zei "I'm here."
Twilight Sparkle zei "Welcome Discord. I hope that u enjoy your birthday party."
Discord zei "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as u didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and zei "It's nice."
Fluttershy zei "Thank goodness."
Discord zei "However it feels lacking."
Twilight Sparkle zei "What are u talking about?"
Discord zei "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."
Twilight Sparkle zei "Why would your party need chaos?"
Discord zei "Because I love chaos. u wouldn't understand. Ponies like u take away the fun in life door being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"
Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord zei "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."
The Joker was surprised door the ponies and Discord, but he was amused door it. The Joker zei "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle zei "But I didn't hire a clown. Did u hire him Pinkie Pie?"
Pinkie Pie zei "No, but he seems cool."
The Joker zei "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord shook the Joker's hand and zei "I'm Discord. I love chaos and this is my birthday."
The Joker zei "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord zei "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."
The Joker patted Discord on the head and zei "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and zei "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle was confused. She zei "Why did u call me that?"
The Joker zei "I'm sorry to confuse u Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and zei "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker pointed to regenboog Dash and zei "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"
The Joker zei "Rarity u remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."
Rarity zei "Why?"
The Joker zei "Because u both think that you're better looking than u actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker zei "It seems like u forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"
Spike zei "I'm not liking the clown."
The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and zei "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord laughed so hard and zei "I love this guy. He's amazing."
The Joker zei "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle zei "We don't know who that is."
The Joker sighed and zei "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for u ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and zei "I want u 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make u disappear."
Rarity angrily zei "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"
Twilight Sparkle zei "It's just a quick magic trick."
appeldrank, applejack zei "Fine."
The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.
Pinkie Pie zei "Are u going to make us disappear now?"
The Joker zei "Actually I'm going to take u with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle zei "Why would u sell us?"
The Joker zei "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However u will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord nervously zei "Are u actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"
The Joker zei "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."
Discord thought about what to do. He zei "Can u at least release Fluttershy?"
The Joker shook his head and zei "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."
Discord angrily zei "Then I must stop u Joker."
The Joker zei "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord tried to stempel, punch the Joker, but he missed. Discord zei "Can u stay put so I can stempel, punch you?"
The Joker zei "I would love to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord zei "You hurt me."
The Joker zei "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord zei "It appears that u can't take away the ponies now u weird looking fool."
The Joker angrily zei "I demand u to let the cage come back to the ground."
Discord smiled and zei "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.
The Joker zei "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"
Discord zei "It seems like I'll have to defeat u in a meer simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.
The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at u ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"
Twilight Sparkle zei "Thank u for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought u were."
Discord zei "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."
Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.
appeldrank, applejack zei "Who was that mysterious person?"
Rarity zei "I think it was Ben Affleck."
Twilight Sparkle zei "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."
Discord laughed and zei "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."
Fluttershy blushed and zei "Okay Discord."
Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
Ultimate Deadman's Jeep
Ultimate Deadman was at his house, a big log cabine in the middle of the woods. He had a long drive way, and a garage volgende to his house.
Ultimate Deadman: *Under a Jeep* Now we just verplaats that here, and verplaats this to where that used to be, aaaand perfection. *Gets up* I gotta challenger Big Tire and Silverado to a race. *Goes into his house, and calls his vrienden on a cell phone*
Big Tire: Hello?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire? This is Deadman. Ultimate Deadman. I have something special to share with you. Get Silverado, and meet me at my house.
Big Tire: We're coming.
Song: link
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Ultimate Deadman: *Under a Jeep* Now we just verplaats that here, and verplaats this to where that used to be, aaaand perfection. *Gets up* I gotta challenger Big Tire and Silverado to a race. *Goes into his house, and calls his vrienden on a cell phone*
Big Tire: Hello?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire? This is Deadman. Ultimate Deadman. I have something special to share with you. Get Silverado, and meet me at my house.
Big Tire: We're coming.
Song: link
Big Tire and Silverado...
What to expect in this episode.
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black converteerbaar, cabriolet with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the converteerbaar, cabriolet they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
---
Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
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Tim: *Gets punched three times door a blue unicorn. He gets punched one meer time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting volgende to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
regenboog Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Twilight Sparkle: *In a black converteerbaar, cabriolet with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the converteerbaar, cabriolet they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!
---
Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.
---
Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.
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Tim: *Gets punched three times door a blue unicorn. He gets punched one meer time, and his glasses break*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting volgende to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
regenboog Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a animated tv series. The toon has 7 main characters. Six of them are female ponies and one of them is a male dragon.
here are the results:
7. Pinkie Pie
It appears people (including me) have lost their love for the comedy relief pony.
6. Spike
Although he does have several fans his fan base hardly even compares to the popularity of the rest.
5. appeldrank, applejack
She's generally respected and admired for her honesty and working hard.
4. regenboog Dash
Considered to be great for her coolness.
3. Rarity
Considered to be funny.
2. Fluttershy
Beloved door the fan base for being adorable.
1. Twilight Sparkle
Usually not the fan favorite, but she won this time.
here are the results:
7. Pinkie Pie
It appears people (including me) have lost their love for the comedy relief pony.
6. Spike
Although he does have several fans his fan base hardly even compares to the popularity of the rest.
5. appeldrank, applejack
She's generally respected and admired for her honesty and working hard.
4. regenboog Dash
Considered to be great for her coolness.
3. Rarity
Considered to be funny.
2. Fluttershy
Beloved door the fan base for being adorable.
1. Twilight Sparkle
Usually not the fan favorite, but she won this time.
Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.
Tim: u wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.
Julia: Do u enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do u think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
continue reading...
Tim: u wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*
Tim's Viper
Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.
Julia: Do u enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do u think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...
Cover story done by ChaosQueen
Larry Wilcox is on the left and Erik Estrada is on the right
