This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..

Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main straat was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours of more, Because Christmas needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest animals gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their Christmas Day.

Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!

Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.

(wow, real orginal XD)

Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our favoriete red pony.

Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?

Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.

Skunky: How do u like our Christmas tree?

Saten: I.. I really don't care.

Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect boom in the forest! [the other cheer]

Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-

Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.

Deery: What is it, Mousey?

Mousey: Our Christmas boom doesn't have a star.

Critters: Awww.

Beary: We can't have a boom with no ster on it.

Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just kruis the forest in peace.

Rabbity: What are we gonna do?

Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.

Critters [among other things]: Can u really? Oh would u please? Could u help us?

Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid ster if it means u leaving me alone.

Critters: [cheering] Yay!

Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a ster for the tree. Smiling the whole time.

Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?

Critters: Ohhhh!

Beary: It's the nicest ster I ever saw.

Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery zei with a smile...

Beavery (smiling): How would u like to sing and dance with us for a while?

Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...

Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]

Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!

Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!

Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.

Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.

Trixie: What took you?

Saten: I'll tell u later.. diner ready?

Trixie: Sure..