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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do u feel lucky?
This is the .44 magnum. It's the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and it could blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky?
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do u feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no commentaar at the time.
Reporter: Why did u let him free?
Ricca:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye heard Pete say that they were leaving Cheyenne, he was angry.

Hawkeye: Oh no no no no no. We are not just letting those slime ball gangsters just take everything here away from us. Who here agrees with me?
Everypony: *Staying silent*
Hawkeye: Come on. Somepony has to agree with me.
Coffee Creme: u know what? You're right. Those gangsters shouldn't take this place.
Hawkeye: Percy, do u agree with us?
Percy: Uh, I don't know if I wanna get involved.
Hawkeye: How about we push u out of the station, and they shoot you?
Percy: Okay, I agree.
Pete: Well. u three enjoy staying here...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting volgende to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying u were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the dag February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did u think of Gordon's actions when he told u to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: u can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if u will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset door what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When u say surprised, do u mean like an angry kind of surprised, of just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jordan
Jordan
The volgende day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand door the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: u got it, but may I ask u a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't u be able to hear the train come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Gordon heard what Pete said, he went to work right away. His job was very easy, pushing freight cars very slowly in a train yard.

Worker: *Uncoupling freight cars*
Gordon: *Going slowly*
Red Rose: *sees chemical car* Oh jeez. Everytime a chemical car is in this yard, things always go wrong.
Worker: *Sees Chemical car* I'm going to put the brakes on this thing before uncoupling it. *sets brakes on*
Gordon: *Notices something* Why are we going slower? *Pushes lever to go faster*
Worker: *Falls off chemical car*
Red Rose: Gordon, slow down!
Gordon: Shut the fuck up, u worthless prick.
Worker:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety Second

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.

Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Episode 17

Sending A Letter

December 19, 1952

Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Henry
Henry
Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.

Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever u say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have u ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. u should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
John: I see a oranje Lambronyni.
Richard: That's an Eventador.
Jewelia: *Walks out of car*
John: That's a mare.
Richard: We better wait for Rick to toon up then.
Jewelia: *Knocks on door*
Henry: *Opens...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Once again at Dr. Silver's base of operations.

Dr. Silver: *Waiting* What is taking her so long to bring Con to me?
Gilda: I don't know. Maybe she died.
Dr. Silver: Perhaps. Now I need to find yet another pony to help deliver this zombie formula to Hawaii.
Gilda: Ahem. Me, and all the griffons are a part of the Nazi Forces. We can help u send the formula to Hawaii.
Dr. Silver: Good. Get as many planes as u can, and meet me at the airport.

Back at Fenix's vacation home

Con: What else do u know about Dr. Silver?
Itic: She has a vulkaan lair in Hawaii, and an army of griffons.
Con: So basically,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 14

Jeff And The regenboog

October 16, 1952

Jeff likes to tell ponies what to do. On every thursday, Jeff is responsible for telling Pierce, and Gordon how to work in the yards as they push the freight cars down the hump.

Jeff: Get the engines coupled to the train.
Gordon: *Drives...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a typical friday night. Mom wouldn't be home pagina until it was late, and both Georgia, and Carl were asleep. Georgia, because she's little, and Carl, because he's lazy.

Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

Zoom tastes like chocolate mixed with colta cola. I pour the zoom out of a can into a travel mug, just in case Carl wakes up, and he can't see what I'm drinking.

Next, was the dangerous part.

Carl: *Sleeping*
Rafe: *sees remote*
Carl: *holding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
regenboog Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet appel, apple acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots regenboog Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward regenboog Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten meer laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do u think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minuut later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, u get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank u so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A pony dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.

US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.

Next morning in Canterlot

Con: Hello Moneybit, u look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see u now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car
Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car
The volgende day, Con went to his apartment in L.P. to inform P that he had the blueprints to Steve Job's weapon.

Con: *parks car*
mexicans: He has a red Meuzda parked on 5th street.
Popeye: I'll deal with Con, u get the blueprints from his car.
Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to u as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
Popeye: Well, that's not neccesary. *sits on bed*

Meanwhile two Dodge trucks, and a tow truck arrived door Con's car

Mexican pony78: We'll wait here, in case he comes.
Steve Jobs: I hope he doesn't cum....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The executioner was about to kill Robin kap when...

KJ: STOP!!! Do not kill him!
LJ: Alright, now tell him to set Robin kap free now. of else.. *points gun at King John's head*
KJ: Set Robin kap free now
guards: *free Robin Hood*
Robin: Thank you
Sheriff: There's something funny going on here.
Mclaren: Check behind the king.
Sheriff: Hey! *shoots at Little John*
Robin: *shoots Sheriff*
Police: *shoot at Robin Hood*
Clint: No!! *shoot constaples*
Mary: Thank goodness *runs for cover*
LJ: *shoots guards*
Robin: *runs volgende to Mary* Hey, how's it going?
Mary: Just fine
Constaple: *run toward Robin*
Mary:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con kept chasing mannetjeseend, drake until he got to a room where meer missiles were being launched.

Drake: u seemed to have lost me. Where do u think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: u were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are u doing this, when u can kom bij me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see u Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going door my house. Frenchtown is right volgende to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why u two say that.
Sean: It's from regenboog Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A regenboog Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta toon Ian...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

Con: Hello P, what do u need me to do?
P: That depends, what do u know about a pony named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: u need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit:...
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