MLP FiM human male version

I have a confession to make. It is a very tough confession to make, considering I've kept up this lie for so long. Stay tuned, there's an important message at the end as well. If u read any of this article, and want to quit reading, read the end before u quit. If u do plan on reading through the whole thing, dont skip to the end. Now, on to the all- important confession.












I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

From the moment I first saw the show, I despised it. I hated every single character on this show, especially twilight sparkle, who I consider especially annoying and whom i think...

Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and artikel about why regenboog dash is my favoriete pony so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my favoriete is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the colors of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that love cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal straat racers, of cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when u go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if u take a look at the map, u will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are brand departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, populair for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are train...

Not all of the shorts that u will read are MLP related. Regardless, I hope u enjoy all four of them.



Wings

Applejack was at Sugarcube Corner, eating a lot of cupcakes. Rarity soon arrived, and she looked angry.

Rarity: That's the twentieth koekje, cupcake u had today. Some ponies think you're being greedy.
Applejack: I'm an important pony. Important ponies don't have to listen to little brats like you.
Rarity: One of these days, you'll think twice before calling me a brat.

Next, appeldrank, applejack went to...

The woodland critters continue decorating their boom and also the manger Trixie made them.

Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.

Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. u came just in time!

Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-

Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing u anymore favors and I'm not letting u give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!

Beavery: To stop us?

Trixie: u heard him.

Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if u and your lady...

Pinkie Pie: Five hundred and sixty-six, five hundred and sixty-seven, five hundred and sixty-eight... Phew! Look at that, Pound Cake! I am so close to breaking my personal cupcake-icing record!

Mrs. Cake: My goodness! I can't believe what I'm seeing here!

Pinkie Pie: Pretty impressive if I do say so.

Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!

Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we celebrated earlier doesn't mean u drink ALL the wine.

Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would u mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients...

I'm not gonna mince words, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Twilight can go straight to Tartarus!

Here's the thing, I don't wanna hate her, but the fact is what she did to Sunset Shimmer at the end of EG1 (before she helped her out of the crater which doesn't mean anything as far as I'm concerned) is just too much. It didn't bother me much at first, but the meer I thought about, the meer it just pissed me off.

You now, Twilight walks around with her fancy 'Princess of Friendship' titel and thinks she above everyone else, especially Sunset Shimmer. She and everybody condemns her for turning...