Dad: *On stepladder putting on ornaments* Mother: This looks wonderful. Dad: Thanks. *Looks at christmas lights* Wait a minute. The blue lights are out. Mother: The blue lights are fine. It's red that's out. Dad: Baah, I'm not colorblind. Mother: I'm not colorblind either. Dad: *Fixes the green lights* Ah. See, I told u it was green. *Sees all of the lights in the house turn off* Mother: AH! Randy: *Screams* Dad: HOLD IT!! Don't anypony move!! A fuse it out!
The old stallion could replace fuses quicker then a jackrabbit on a date. He bought 'em...
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game toon wheel.) Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.) Rainbow Dash as herself and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck
Audience: *Clapping* Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio. Audience: *Laughing* Alex: We have a real schuur burner on our hooves. Audience: *Laughing* Alex: In the lead, we have regenboog Dash with...
Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme Tom Foolery as Gary Mortomis as Mr. Beddler Pleiades as Olive Master Sword as Tim and Annie as Edwina
The bodyshop is a place where ponies repair cars. It's hard work, but everypony enjoys it. I can think of something else that's hard for others to enjoy.
Audience: *Laughing* Mr. Beddler: Alright everypony, we're expecting two cars to come in today. One is an '03 Pearla, and the other is a much newer SUV. Wheel Bearing: u don't know what type of SUV it is? Mr. Beddler: No. I don't even...
I'm married to a stallion named Buttered Pancake, and our baby, Gummy beer is just the cutest little filly u could ever see.
But this is how we met.
It was Nightmare Night. Because me and him met that night it was one of favoriete Nightmare Nights of all time. Anyway, I was trick-or-treating with my old friends, gelei boon and Gum Drop. We came to a house that was blue. Blue was my favoriete color, so I asked gelei and Gum if I could go in. "Why can't we go in?" gelei asked. "'Cause favoriete color houses are the best." I said, simply.