Twilight and Rule 34

*murdershy enters the shed*
me: *be's quiet*
*murdershy leaves*
me: phew that was a close one *exits*
me: ugh my arm is broke
*try's to call a helicopter but my phone is broke*
*derpy enters*
me: Derpy! how did u get here?
Derpy: i just wandered into the forest i guess
me: do u know how to get out of the forest?
Derpy: yeah jut follow me
Pinkie pie and murdershy: your never leaving this forest
me: RUN DERPY RUN
*both runs for there lives while pinkie pie and murdershy chases them*
to be continued for pt 5

When mane6 were doing there own business when they all heard evil laughing. Twilight: who's there!
Discord:its me (evil laughing)
twilight:oh so its u discord! i knew it!
Discord: why i don't like being a filly (evil laughing)
twilight: i can't cause i grew up and why are u asking me!
Discord: cause of this! (makes twilight a filly)
filly twilight: hey!!
Discord: just to tell u when this hourglass is out of sand u will be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!!! (evil laughing)
filly twilight: no no!!!!!
Discord: now to do the same with ur friends!!!!!!!

To be continued.........