The Return of Queen Chrysalis #1 - Non-Brony Reviews

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...

1. Whenever u see apples u immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" u say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever u get mad at someone u tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to LOVE ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" u say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. u have MLP fan characters.
6. u tell people to call u door the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and u go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If u see ANYTHING that says "20%" u burst into laughter.
9. If u see the word rainbow, u immediately feel...