Just because it say " Cold Hearted " Doesn't mean it's JUST sad. This one contains funnies. Ha-ha! I can see well not really...That teenagers can be mature! But some NOT, like me. But I hope u people who are 13 of older will enjoy this story and laugh. Besides this story starts to FUNNY then Love. In the End. u might crack your head.
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Shikamaru was very smart. Blah,blah.
Temari was always door his side,sense Naruto zei "Are u guy's on a datum of something?". Temari was sensing something strange growing in her heart. But what could it be? In days Temari wanted to get the feeling off. Everyday she hangs out with Shikamaru, she blushes,be sometimes silence. But what could it be? What made her blush and be silent, when she's around with Shikamaru?
Shikamaru wonders why she has been acting weird lately. So he asked her...
Shikamaru- Temari,what is up with u these days?
Temari- Wha? Oh nothing. Why?
Shikamaru- You've been silent these times. It's not like you.
Temari- What do u mean? I've been fine lately?
She zei with a soft smile.
Shikamaru- man, Your troublesome. u made me be curious about you.
Sakura- Shikamaru!
Shikamaru- What?
Sakura- Tsunade has something for you?
Shikamaru- Please don't let it be TonTon's crap again.
Temari was just looking at him all weird.
Sakura- uhh...No. She has a mission for u and Temari.
Temari- Let me guess. Chunin Exams.
Sakura- Kinda. But...You have to train these kids. Name Anomi,Tsukiyo,and Kino.
Shikamaru- They have weird names.
Sakura- Don't make fun of them Shikamru!
Shikamaru- Okay. See ya.
Sakura- uh. Yeah.
Temari- Well tell u when we need help.
She zei while putting her hands on her hips.
Shikamaru- Moron.
he mutterd.
Sakura- Did u say something Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- No. Loser.
He mutterd again .
Sakura- Ha-ha! Alright. See ya.
Shikamaru- Bitch.
He mutterd once again.
Sakura-okay! I herd that one!
Shikamaru- Shut up and leave!
Sakura- Grrrr....
Temari giggled. She thought Shikamaru wasn't funny but he his.
Shikamaru- ?. uhh...Well. Let's go.
Sakura- I'll get u later!
Shikamru- Riiight.
He zei when he walked away. He didn't CARE about Sakura. Not one bit.
Temari- Hey. It's been a while sense we haven't gone in the Chunin Exams.
Shikamaru- meer like 3 weeks.
Temari- Being a Jonin is such hard work.
Shikamaru- Well. Being Human and having your health. That's the most important thing.
Temari- Hey, sense when do u start saying that?
" Being Human and Having Your Heatlh." Hmph.
Shikamaru- It's true. Don't make fun of it.
Temari- I know.
They arrived of the Chunin Exams and saw the 3 kids they have to train.
Shikamaru- Alright. I'm going to give u nick names. Anomi u nick name is...Butt Head, Tsukiyo, your nick name is Bozo Head, and Kino,yours is , Hippo's Butt.
Temari- Aren't ...Aren't those bueatiful names.
Shikamaru- I know.
Temari- Your made them cry.
Shikamaru- That means they like there nick name.Ok! Let's go! Get up u 3!
Anomi- u Jacka**
Temari- OMG, a 6 jaar old saying that. That's big.
Shikamaru- Do as I say! of your dead!
3 hours later they trained and trained! But they do it like Gai Sensei's training.
Temari- Mission Complete.
Shikamaru- Let's meld this to Tsunade.
He zei while kicking a kid who is tired and about to die in 3 secounds and so is the others.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They died.
Temari- Do u think u trained them tooo hard?
Shikamaru- Nope. All I ask them is to do 6 push ups and it took em like 3 hours just to to 6.
Temari- Well . Were done.
The mother of the 3 kids arrived.
" My Son! Oh-no!"
" Anomi! Are u okay?"
"Tsukiyo! Please! Not now!"
Shikamru whistled and walked away.
In the Hokage's mansion...
Sakura- Yes. Tsunade. I will meld his to everyone and-
*SLAM*
Shikamaru opened the door and she got hit.
Shikamaru- Were done.
Tsunade- Sakura, oh whatever. Nevermind. Just don't poke her of anything while she's bleeding.
Okay! So your done?
Shikamaru- Yes, Milady.
Temari- We have completed it.
Tsunade- Ahh. Good. Did u kill em?
Shikamaru- uhhh....No ma'am.
Tsunade- Why? They were brats!
Shikamaru- AS the matter of fact. I lied! Yes we did kill em.
Temari- Were not lying to ya.
Tsunade- Okay. Good. Guess what? I planed. That were going to have a Konoha...Beach/Dance party.
Everyone has to come. If not, I will kill you, of be your wrost nightmare. Either way, but if u come. So...I was thinking I should start with u first , sense Sakura is hurt and still bleeding on the floor. Ew, Sakura is gonna clean that up when she's awake. Ha! Well anyways...Can I ask u guys a question?
Shikamaru- Yes.
Temari- Yes ma'am.
Tsunade- Cool! Alright. I'll start with Shikamaru. Shikamaru! Who are u going to the dance with?
Shikamaru- uhhh...If I have one. Why would if mean any of your buesniuss? * misspelled that*
Tsunade- Don't back sass me! Tell me!
Shikamaru- Alright. I dunno. Gosh. u have to wait. I can't just choose one right now I-
Tsunade- I'll do it for ya. uhhh....Ha! Got one for ya. She's right volgende to ya. Woo-hoo! That was easy to find.
Shikamaru- Wait, What? Temari is going to be my date?
Temari - u got to be kidding me.
Tsunade got up from her chair and slam the table.
Tsunade- Ahem! What does the tafel, tabel say.
Shikamaru- It says " Tsunade Rules!"
Tsunade- Oops. Why did Sakura put that. Dammit. That idiot. It was suppose to say " Tsunade is stronger and awesomer than anyone in the Village."
Temari- That's a false, right there.
She mutterd.
Tsunade- Anyways. It says Tsunade Rules, of whatever, if u disobey me. Oh I'm going to kill u two, and give u nightmares, and kick u out of the village and -
Temari- I don't live here! Why do I have to do this.
She inturpted.
Tsunade- Well. Hmph. I told Gaara and Kankuro that your in a vaction here for about... A week of two.
Temari- What? Where will I sleep?
Tsunade- Shikamaru's house silly!
Temari- No!
Tsunade- Alright want to live in Boxes of with Shikmaru It's your choice.
Temari- unh... Alright. I'll sleep with...Shikamaru.
Tsunade- There u go. Now. u can go. See ya. I'm going to make people choose there dates. Asta Vinaina * that's spainish*
Shikamaru- Damn. Okay. How about this u sleep in my closet.
Temari- Eww no!
Shikmaru- of the bath tub. Either way.
Temari- I rather sleep in the floor. Good thing I brought my sleep bag.
Shikamaru- Okay. Fine. In the floor.
Tsunade- Aren't u leaving?
Shikamaru- Sorry ma'am.
They left.
Tsunade got a base ball bat and hit Sakura to wake her up.
Tsunade- Wake up! Dammit wake up!
Sakura- unh...Tsunade?
Tsunade- Morning! Now clean the blood up!
She yelled while throwing Sakura a broom.
Then Tsunade headed off to tell people who to date.
Like...
Naruto- Why do I have to go with Hinata?
Hinata- ...
Tsunade- Do as I say!
Naruto- Alright.
Tsunade- Say the words!
Naruto- Hinata. Will u like to be my date?
Hinata- Naruto-kun...
Neji- With Tenten?
Tenten- Neji. Don't worry. Were not going to do anything romancy.
Tsunade- Yes u are! Now kiss!
Neji- !!! No!
Tenten- I'm not ready for that.
Lee-C'mon...I'll take a picture!
Shikamaru- Yawn! Good night!
Temari- It's just 10:00pm.
She was letting go of her 4 pony tails and let her hair go.
Shikamaru snored loudly. Temari threw a hoofdkussen, kussen at him. He was still sleeping. Then she hit him with the pillow. And then agian and again and again.
And he was still sleeping.
Shikamaru- Zzz....
Temari- unh... Heavy Sleeper. Well ...... A sleep does sound nice right about now.
When Temari layed down she just started at the cealing. Then shikamaru rolled off his bed and fell on Temari, but he feel on Temari's chest.
Temari- ..... Damn it! He's fat.
Shikamaru- Zzz...
It was the volgende moring and Shikamaru was suspicious on what he was laying on.
Shikamaru- Yawn...hmm...
Temari woke up all angry.
Temari- IT WAS F***IN TIME FOR u TO WAKE UP!
Shikamaru- Sorry!
Temari smacked him.
Ding Dong.
The door klok, bell rang.
Shikamaru- Come in .
Naruto- hallo Shikama-ma-ma-ma-ru...ARE u BUSY ?
Shikamaru- ...No.
He was laying on top, boven of Temari. She smacked him but meer harder.
Naruto- Heh-heh. Looks like your having ...Se..x.
Shikamaru- unh...We are not.
Temari- Look! I did not have sex with this...idiot! He fell on me. And he couldn't get off for the past 20 hours.
Shikamaru- Your really are troublsome.
He zei with a smirk on his face.
Naruto- Welll....have fun with your...sex. While I'll...BE SPREDING RUMORS ON u TWO!
Temari- Naruto!
Shikamaru- Naruto!
They both grabbed on Naruto's back overhemd, shirt and brand grew on the back of them.
Shikamaru- We weren't havin sex u moron!
Temari- He FELL on me!! Were to young to have sex.
Naruto- Ayy. Ongata, Ongata. Heh-heh.I was just kidding. That's all.
Temari- u better! u idiot!
She smacked him.
Naruto- Ow!
He fell on the ground, and Hinata was on her feet.
Hinata- Naruto-kun...Are u okay?
Naruto- Ooow. Temari hit me!
Temari- That's what u get!
She closed the door loudly.
Naruto- Geez...
Hinata- Na-Naruto-kun, u need some rest. Your mind looks so loopy.
Naruto- unh...maybe some ramen will cure me.
Hinata- Alright. I'll get u some ramen. There not munch price are they?
Naruto- ....No....
Hinata draged Naruto and headed to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Temari- Sigh...
Shikamaru- Well C'mon. We have t go shopping. Tonight is a big day.
Temari- Sense when do u ever say to go to a mall when it's a special day?
Shikamaru- Well. To get it over with.
Temari- I understand. Welll...Were just going to have to do what the others do.
Shikamaru- ....Yeah...We could.
Temari- Then we won't have to worry.
Shikamaru- Yup. Alright. Let's go.
Temari did a little smile at him and he smiled back.
Temari- He-he.Alright. Let's get to it.
Shikamaru- Right.
They went to the mall and Temari was in a koop with Kimono's in it. There was a Sora kimono and it was so pretty.
Temari- Uh...Excuse me ma'am. How munch for this kimono?
Lady- About 500 ryn.
temari- Damn it! I only have 400 ryn.
Shikamaru- If u want I can pay it for you.
Temari- u will? I mean...Why? That would be so nice of you...
Shikamaru- Here 100ryn.
Temari- Oh. Thank You. I'll pay u back.
Shikamaru- Nah. u don't have to.
Teamri- I will. Now where is your shopping bag?
Shikamaru- Yawn. Right here.
He was hiding it from his back.
Temari- Ha-ha. Not to mention I think u will look good in that.
Shikamaru- .....You ...You think?
Temari- Yes.
she giggled.
It was finally night and it was the Dance night.
Everyone in Konoha was there. Naruto and Hinata,Neji and Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura, Temari and Shikamaru and the others...yeah.
Temari was all dressed up and she saw Shikamaru all handsome. She blushed that moment and couldn't took his eyes off.
Shikamaru- Let's get this prom over with.
Temari- Yeah.
They went in the prom and saw the others holding and girls grabbing there arms and boys grabbing there waist. Even for so Neji has to pretend to datum her and so are Naruto and Hinata. Shikamaru and Temari looked at eachother. Temari just grabbed his arm and he grabbed her waist.
Shikamru- Geez what a nightmare.
He mubbled.
Temari- Hey. I didn't know Ino and Kiba are together.
Ino- Hmm?
Ino took a evil glare when Shikamaru and Temari walked past by.
Ino broke a glass cup. She felt some jeaulosy tinto her body.
Temari- ....
Kiba- Hey. Let's go.
Ino- Grr....
She threw the whole stempel, punch at Kiba.
Kiba- Damn it! Why did u do that?
Ino- Shut it!
Later at the dance everyone was slow danceing espically Shikamaru and Temari. Shikamaru was enjoying it with Temari. it was actullay relaxing with her. Then later in minuten love came door in his heart. Temari looked so smoking hot to him, that he never wants to let's her go. As so with
Temari, she already loved him so munch in her heart.
Shikamaru- To say....I'm enjoying this.
Temari blushed a little.
Temari- Well...I am too.
Shikamaru- !
He saw Hinata kissing Naruto. And then Neji just grabbed Tenten door the waist meer roughly. And Sasuke making a verplaats on Sakura. He was trying to kiss her.
Temari was only left. Shikamaru was looking at her looking at the others all romantic. To him, maybe just making a verplaats like normal romance won't be such a bad thing to him. He did felt bad for her.
Temari looked back at Shikamaru.
Temari- u know....it'll be alright.
His lips were trembling and he grabbed the back of Temari and started getting closer.
She was confused why. A kiss? Already?
Temari grabbed his cheeks.
Temari- That's pointless of you. Not now,Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- ...
Temari- I'm sorry.
Ino can door and pushed Temari. She fell and her dress was rueioned.
Temari- !! Damn!
Ino- Shikamaru! Hi. UH welll....wanna dance?
Shikamaru- uh..What about-
Ino- Oh. Yeah... Forgot one meer taste.
She got a cake and threw it at Temari.
Which her dress was meer awful.
Ino- Stay away!
Shikamaru- Ino! Are u drunk?
Ino- Please be with me? Not that tacky lady.
Temari- ......
Ino- Dance,a nice dinner, of a...kiss?
Shikamaru- Wha?
Ino-C'mon. Temari stopped the kiss. She lost her chance. Now...you got me?
Shikamaru- !! I'm going to save my lips for Temari.
Tenten- Temari are u okay?
Sakura- OMG! Come with me. I'll find u another dress.
Ino- She left. So now it's... me and you.
Shikamaru- Ino. Stay away. I like Temari.
Ino- Really? Why didn't u took her to a nice dinner? of why didn't u tell her u love her?
But.....if u want to kiss her. Then u can practice on me!
Shikamaru- What?
Ino- C'mon! Practice. The kiss will be better on Temari. Besides...sense u zei u like her. I want to "help" you.
Shikamaru- No!
Ino- C'mon! One kiss.
Sakura- There. It's perfect.
Temari- That was fast.
Tenten- u look great!
Temari- u really think so?
Tenten and Sakura- Yeah.
Hinata- C'mon. Shikamaru must be waiting for you.
Temari came out with her new lovly kimono that was Green and Yellow.
When she came out. Ino and Shikamaru were kissing.
Temari- unh! ....No-...No way.
Sakura- That Ino pig is always so selfish.
Tenten- ....
Temari- That jerk!
Temari went up to Shikamaru and Ino. She pulled Ino off and she got her dress and hair all ugly.
Ino- No way! u Idiot!
Temari- Shut up.
Ino- u stal my guy and u stal my-
Temari slapped Ino at the face hard. To make her shut up for what u did.
Shikamaru- Temari! It's not what it looks like. I was.
Temari- Forget it u idiot! I was going to give u a chance! But u didn't say the 3 words. I-love-you. I didn't hear none of that from you. If u liked Ino u shouldn't told me.
Shikamaru- Temari, u zei we don't actualy have to date.
Ino- Ahhh. So u weren't dating for real. Wow...
Shikamaru- Temari!
Temari- Just say it. Do u want to be with Ino of me?
Ino- He wants to be with me.
Temari- Don't lie!!!! He doesn't u slut!
Ino- !!...What did u just call me?
Temari- Shut it!
Ino- Grr. u gonna get it!
Temari just stabbed her with a knife.
Ino- unh.....
She died.
Shikamaru- Where did u get the knife.
Temari- u still haven't zei it.... Well.....See...you....
Shikamaru- Temari wait!
Temari- Leave me alone!
Shikamaru- .... unh...Temari!
She just ignored him and went off home.
Naruto- u got in her in a bad mood.
Shikamaru- What ever. She's a jerk.
Naruto- Why did u say that? She was in love with you.
Shikamaru- No she isn't.
Naruto- Yeah she is in love with you. Till now. u let it all down.
Shikamaru- How do u know she likes me?
Naruto- Tenten,Sakura,and Hinata told me.
Shikamaru- .....
Naruto- I already knew Tenten loved Neji.
Shikamaru- How?
Naruto- Tenten kept wearing mini skirts in front on Neji and Neji couldn't stop looking at her bottom.
Shikamaru- He turned to a pervert. Great.
Neji- What? Me?
Naruto-Nothing neji.
Shikamaru- Yawn. I'm going to bed.
Naruto- Hey! What about Temari.
Shikamaru- I'll deal with it later of tomrrow.
Naruto- but-
Shikamaru- Leave me alone.
Naruto- Alright...
He went home pagina and the door was locked Temari had locked it. But not the back door. He went in and saw Temari crying. He felt bad.
Temari- ...
She was all sad and sobbing on a table.
Shikamaru- ....
He came up to her. He was about to touch her back. But then she grabbed his hand really quickly.
Temari- What are u doing?
Her eye liner was leaking on her cheeks.
Shikamaru- Temari...
Temari- Why?
Shikamaru- Why what?
Temari-Why did u kiss Ino? I thought tonight might be the chance....but no....Shikamaru I love You!
Shikamaru- ....
Temari- u don't know how t even FEELS for losing a guy like you, I didn't even expect another girl to kiss you!
Shikamaru- Listen! We were kissing for practice.
Temari-.....FOR PRACTICE!!! your insane! u could've kiss me even if u don't even know how too! I...I...hate you! Why? Why would u do such a thing! I love u and u kiss Ino! i wanted to take your FIRST KISS. but Ino took it away.....!! wait.... From the looks of it.....It looked like Ino was dragging to kiss you...then...WHY DIDN'T u PULL BACK!!
Shikamaru- She was gripping my back to hard.
Temari- Hmph. Ino-Ino-ino. I'm going to kill her!
Shikamaru- uuh. u just did. Remeber the kinfe?
Temari- ooh right.
Shikamaru- Looks I'm sorry. I didn't mean too...
Temari- I dunno...what to do with you...
Shikamaru- Please...Temari don't leave me...I'll ...I'llbe VERY lonley! I need you! Withot you...everything will be completey empty to me...
Temari- Shikamaru....
Shikamaru- If u were dead. I'll die with you. If u were no where to be found. I'll find u alll dag and never give up. If u were with another person...then...I'll just live like a heartless man.
Temari ws crying. She was sniffing.
Temari- Nara Shikamaru....That is the most wonderful thing u ever zei to me.
She hugged him tightly like a cuddle bear.
Temari- わたしは、あなたを愛しています ( I love you)
Shikamaru-私もあなたを愛して ( I love u too)
She giggled with happiness and she kept huggin him.
Temari- 私はあなたが行くようにしたいこと ( i never want to let u go)
Shikamaru-あなたは私のバラと成長し続けて、それは明るい日です (You are my rose and sun that keeps growing and that is bright)
Temari- Shikamaru...Can we...go outside?
Shikamaru- Sure...
They went outside and looked at the stars.
H went up close to her and Temari just grabbed his shoulder and kissied him like crazy.
Shikamaru- .....
Temari- ...
She giggled and kissied him again. There was nothing meer then just kissing him all day.
The End
Wait no! The story is not over yet! Here is a peek of what Sakura and Tsunade is up to!
Tsunade- Sakura!
Sakura- yes milady?
Tsunade got up from her chair and shoot her with laser guns.
Sakura- Ahhhh...
She fell.
Tsunade- That will teach u a leasson to not touch my Dumplings.
Sakura- Why you!
Tsunade- Eeep!
She shooted her again! But Sakura keeps getting up.
Tsunade- Mother F***er why won't u die?
Sakura- .... I'll never die.
She zei in a deeply manly voice.
Tsunade- Oh Shit.
END!!!
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Thanks Guys! Hope ya'll love it! Ha-ha! It's really long!
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Shikamaru was very smart. Blah,blah.
Temari was always door his side,sense Naruto zei "Are u guy's on a datum of something?". Temari was sensing something strange growing in her heart. But what could it be? In days Temari wanted to get the feeling off. Everyday she hangs out with Shikamaru, she blushes,be sometimes silence. But what could it be? What made her blush and be silent, when she's around with Shikamaru?
Shikamaru wonders why she has been acting weird lately. So he asked her...
Shikamaru- Temari,what is up with u these days?
Temari- Wha? Oh nothing. Why?
Shikamaru- You've been silent these times. It's not like you.
Temari- What do u mean? I've been fine lately?
She zei with a soft smile.
Shikamaru- man, Your troublesome. u made me be curious about you.
Sakura- Shikamaru!
Shikamaru- What?
Sakura- Tsunade has something for you?
Shikamaru- Please don't let it be TonTon's crap again.
Temari was just looking at him all weird.
Sakura- uhh...No. She has a mission for u and Temari.
Temari- Let me guess. Chunin Exams.
Sakura- Kinda. But...You have to train these kids. Name Anomi,Tsukiyo,and Kino.
Shikamaru- They have weird names.
Sakura- Don't make fun of them Shikamru!
Shikamaru- Okay. See ya.
Sakura- uh. Yeah.
Temari- Well tell u when we need help.
She zei while putting her hands on her hips.
Shikamaru- Moron.
he mutterd.
Sakura- Did u say something Shikamaru?
Shikamaru- No. Loser.
He mutterd again .
Sakura- Ha-ha! Alright. See ya.
Shikamaru- Bitch.
He mutterd once again.
Sakura-okay! I herd that one!
Shikamaru- Shut up and leave!
Sakura- Grrrr....
Temari giggled. She thought Shikamaru wasn't funny but he his.
Shikamaru- ?. uhh...Well. Let's go.
Sakura- I'll get u later!
Shikamru- Riiight.
He zei when he walked away. He didn't CARE about Sakura. Not one bit.
Temari- Hey. It's been a while sense we haven't gone in the Chunin Exams.
Shikamaru- meer like 3 weeks.
Temari- Being a Jonin is such hard work.
Shikamaru- Well. Being Human and having your health. That's the most important thing.
Temari- Hey, sense when do u start saying that?
" Being Human and Having Your Heatlh." Hmph.
Shikamaru- It's true. Don't make fun of it.
Temari- I know.
They arrived of the Chunin Exams and saw the 3 kids they have to train.
Shikamaru- Alright. I'm going to give u nick names. Anomi u nick name is...Butt Head, Tsukiyo, your nick name is Bozo Head, and Kino,yours is , Hippo's Butt.
Temari- Aren't ...Aren't those bueatiful names.
Shikamaru- I know.
Temari- Your made them cry.
Shikamaru- That means they like there nick name.Ok! Let's go! Get up u 3!
Anomi- u Jacka**
Temari- OMG, a 6 jaar old saying that. That's big.
Shikamaru- Do as I say! of your dead!
3 hours later they trained and trained! But they do it like Gai Sensei's training.
Temari- Mission Complete.
Shikamaru- Let's meld this to Tsunade.
He zei while kicking a kid who is tired and about to die in 3 secounds and so is the others.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
They died.
Temari- Do u think u trained them tooo hard?
Shikamaru- Nope. All I ask them is to do 6 push ups and it took em like 3 hours just to to 6.
Temari- Well . Were done.
The mother of the 3 kids arrived.
" My Son! Oh-no!"
" Anomi! Are u okay?"
"Tsukiyo! Please! Not now!"
Shikamru whistled and walked away.
In the Hokage's mansion...
Sakura- Yes. Tsunade. I will meld his to everyone and-
*SLAM*
Shikamaru opened the door and she got hit.
Shikamaru- Were done.
Tsunade- Sakura, oh whatever. Nevermind. Just don't poke her of anything while she's bleeding.
Okay! So your done?
Shikamaru- Yes, Milady.
Temari- We have completed it.
Tsunade- Ahh. Good. Did u kill em?
Shikamaru- uhhh....No ma'am.
Tsunade- Why? They were brats!
Shikamaru- AS the matter of fact. I lied! Yes we did kill em.
Temari- Were not lying to ya.
Tsunade- Okay. Good. Guess what? I planed. That were going to have a Konoha...Beach/Dance party.
Everyone has to come. If not, I will kill you, of be your wrost nightmare. Either way, but if u come. So...I was thinking I should start with u first , sense Sakura is hurt and still bleeding on the floor. Ew, Sakura is gonna clean that up when she's awake. Ha! Well anyways...Can I ask u guys a question?
Shikamaru- Yes.
Temari- Yes ma'am.
Tsunade- Cool! Alright. I'll start with Shikamaru. Shikamaru! Who are u going to the dance with?
Shikamaru- uhhh...If I have one. Why would if mean any of your buesniuss? * misspelled that*
Tsunade- Don't back sass me! Tell me!
Shikamaru- Alright. I dunno. Gosh. u have to wait. I can't just choose one right now I-
Tsunade- I'll do it for ya. uhhh....Ha! Got one for ya. She's right volgende to ya. Woo-hoo! That was easy to find.
Shikamaru- Wait, What? Temari is going to be my date?
Temari - u got to be kidding me.
Tsunade got up from her chair and slam the table.
Tsunade- Ahem! What does the tafel, tabel say.
Shikamaru- It says " Tsunade Rules!"
Tsunade- Oops. Why did Sakura put that. Dammit. That idiot. It was suppose to say " Tsunade is stronger and awesomer than anyone in the Village."
Temari- That's a false, right there.
She mutterd.
Tsunade- Anyways. It says Tsunade Rules, of whatever, if u disobey me. Oh I'm going to kill u two, and give u nightmares, and kick u out of the village and -
Temari- I don't live here! Why do I have to do this.
She inturpted.
Tsunade- Well. Hmph. I told Gaara and Kankuro that your in a vaction here for about... A week of two.
Temari- What? Where will I sleep?
Tsunade- Shikamaru's house silly!
Temari- No!
Tsunade- Alright want to live in Boxes of with Shikmaru It's your choice.
Temari- unh... Alright. I'll sleep with...Shikamaru.
Tsunade- There u go. Now. u can go. See ya. I'm going to make people choose there dates. Asta Vinaina * that's spainish*
Shikamaru- Damn. Okay. How about this u sleep in my closet.
Temari- Eww no!
Shikmaru- of the bath tub. Either way.
Temari- I rather sleep in the floor. Good thing I brought my sleep bag.
Shikamaru- Okay. Fine. In the floor.
Tsunade- Aren't u leaving?
Shikamaru- Sorry ma'am.
They left.
Tsunade got a base ball bat and hit Sakura to wake her up.
Tsunade- Wake up! Dammit wake up!
Sakura- unh...Tsunade?
Tsunade- Morning! Now clean the blood up!
She yelled while throwing Sakura a broom.
Then Tsunade headed off to tell people who to date.
Like...
Naruto- Why do I have to go with Hinata?
Hinata- ...
Tsunade- Do as I say!
Naruto- Alright.
Tsunade- Say the words!
Naruto- Hinata. Will u like to be my date?
Hinata- Naruto-kun...
Neji- With Tenten?
Tenten- Neji. Don't worry. Were not going to do anything romancy.
Tsunade- Yes u are! Now kiss!
Neji- !!! No!
Tenten- I'm not ready for that.
Lee-C'mon...I'll take a picture!
Shikamaru- Yawn! Good night!
Temari- It's just 10:00pm.
She was letting go of her 4 pony tails and let her hair go.
Shikamaru snored loudly. Temari threw a hoofdkussen, kussen at him. He was still sleeping. Then she hit him with the pillow. And then agian and again and again.
And he was still sleeping.
Shikamaru- Zzz....
Temari- unh... Heavy Sleeper. Well ...... A sleep does sound nice right about now.
When Temari layed down she just started at the cealing. Then shikamaru rolled off his bed and fell on Temari, but he feel on Temari's chest.
Temari- ..... Damn it! He's fat.
Shikamaru- Zzz...
It was the volgende moring and Shikamaru was suspicious on what he was laying on.
Shikamaru- Yawn...hmm...
Temari woke up all angry.
Temari- IT WAS F***IN TIME FOR u TO WAKE UP!
Shikamaru- Sorry!
Temari smacked him.
Ding Dong.
The door klok, bell rang.
Shikamaru- Come in .
Naruto- hallo Shikama-ma-ma-ma-ru...ARE u BUSY ?
Shikamaru- ...No.
He was laying on top, boven of Temari. She smacked him but meer harder.
Naruto- Heh-heh. Looks like your having ...Se..x.
Shikamaru- unh...We are not.
Temari- Look! I did not have sex with this...idiot! He fell on me. And he couldn't get off for the past 20 hours.
Shikamaru- Your really are troublsome.
He zei with a smirk on his face.
Naruto- Welll....have fun with your...sex. While I'll...BE SPREDING RUMORS ON u TWO!
Temari- Naruto!
Shikamaru- Naruto!
They both grabbed on Naruto's back overhemd, shirt and brand grew on the back of them.
Shikamaru- We weren't havin sex u moron!
Temari- He FELL on me!! Were to young to have sex.
Naruto- Ayy. Ongata, Ongata. Heh-heh.I was just kidding. That's all.
Temari- u better! u idiot!
She smacked him.
Naruto- Ow!
He fell on the ground, and Hinata was on her feet.
Hinata- Naruto-kun...Are u okay?
Naruto- Ooow. Temari hit me!
Temari- That's what u get!
She closed the door loudly.
Naruto- Geez...
Hinata- Na-Naruto-kun, u need some rest. Your mind looks so loopy.
Naruto- unh...maybe some ramen will cure me.
Hinata- Alright. I'll get u some ramen. There not munch price are they?
Naruto- ....No....
Hinata draged Naruto and headed to the Ichiraku Ramen.
Temari- Sigh...
Shikamaru- Well C'mon. We have t go shopping. Tonight is a big day.
Temari- Sense when do u ever say to go to a mall when it's a special day?
Shikamaru- Well. To get it over with.
Temari- I understand. Welll...Were just going to have to do what the others do.
Shikamaru- ....Yeah...We could.
Temari- Then we won't have to worry.
Shikamaru- Yup. Alright. Let's go.
Temari did a little smile at him and he smiled back.
Temari- He-he.Alright. Let's get to it.
Shikamaru- Right.
They went to the mall and Temari was in a koop with Kimono's in it. There was a Sora kimono and it was so pretty.
Temari- Uh...Excuse me ma'am. How munch for this kimono?
Lady- About 500 ryn.
temari- Damn it! I only have 400 ryn.
Shikamaru- If u want I can pay it for you.
Temari- u will? I mean...Why? That would be so nice of you...
Shikamaru- Here 100ryn.
Temari- Oh. Thank You. I'll pay u back.
Shikamaru- Nah. u don't have to.
Teamri- I will. Now where is your shopping bag?
Shikamaru- Yawn. Right here.
He was hiding it from his back.
Temari- Ha-ha. Not to mention I think u will look good in that.
Shikamaru- .....You ...You think?
Temari- Yes.
she giggled.
It was finally night and it was the Dance night.
Everyone in Konoha was there. Naruto and Hinata,Neji and Tenten, Sasuke and Sakura, Temari and Shikamaru and the others...yeah.
Temari was all dressed up and she saw Shikamaru all handsome. She blushed that moment and couldn't took his eyes off.
Shikamaru- Let's get this prom over with.
Temari- Yeah.
They went in the prom and saw the others holding and girls grabbing there arms and boys grabbing there waist. Even for so Neji has to pretend to datum her and so are Naruto and Hinata. Shikamaru and Temari looked at eachother. Temari just grabbed his arm and he grabbed her waist.
Shikamru- Geez what a nightmare.
He mubbled.
Temari- Hey. I didn't know Ino and Kiba are together.
Ino- Hmm?
Ino took a evil glare when Shikamaru and Temari walked past by.
Ino broke a glass cup. She felt some jeaulosy tinto her body.
Temari- ....
Kiba- Hey. Let's go.
Ino- Grr....
She threw the whole stempel, punch at Kiba.
Kiba- Damn it! Why did u do that?
Ino- Shut it!
Later at the dance everyone was slow danceing espically Shikamaru and Temari. Shikamaru was enjoying it with Temari. it was actullay relaxing with her. Then later in minuten love came door in his heart. Temari looked so smoking hot to him, that he never wants to let's her go. As so with
Temari, she already loved him so munch in her heart.
Shikamaru- To say....I'm enjoying this.
Temari blushed a little.
Temari- Well...I am too.
Shikamaru- !
He saw Hinata kissing Naruto. And then Neji just grabbed Tenten door the waist meer roughly. And Sasuke making a verplaats on Sakura. He was trying to kiss her.
Temari was only left. Shikamaru was looking at her looking at the others all romantic. To him, maybe just making a verplaats like normal romance won't be such a bad thing to him. He did felt bad for her.
Temari looked back at Shikamaru.
Temari- u know....it'll be alright.
His lips were trembling and he grabbed the back of Temari and started getting closer.
She was confused why. A kiss? Already?
Temari grabbed his cheeks.
Temari- That's pointless of you. Not now,Shikamaru.
Shikamaru- ...
Temari- I'm sorry.
Ino can door and pushed Temari. She fell and her dress was rueioned.
Temari- !! Damn!
Ino- Shikamaru! Hi. UH welll....wanna dance?
Shikamaru- uh..What about-
Ino- Oh. Yeah... Forgot one meer taste.
She got a cake and threw it at Temari.
Which her dress was meer awful.
Ino- Stay away!
Shikamaru- Ino! Are u drunk?
Ino- Please be with me? Not that tacky lady.
Temari- ......
Ino- Dance,a nice dinner, of a...kiss?
Shikamaru- Wha?
Ino-C'mon. Temari stopped the kiss. She lost her chance. Now...you got me?
Shikamaru- !! I'm going to save my lips for Temari.
Tenten- Temari are u okay?
Sakura- OMG! Come with me. I'll find u another dress.
Ino- She left. So now it's... me and you.
Shikamaru- Ino. Stay away. I like Temari.
Ino- Really? Why didn't u took her to a nice dinner? of why didn't u tell her u love her?
But.....if u want to kiss her. Then u can practice on me!
Shikamaru- What?
Ino- C'mon! Practice. The kiss will be better on Temari. Besides...sense u zei u like her. I want to "help" you.
Shikamaru- No!
Ino- C'mon! One kiss.
Sakura- There. It's perfect.
Temari- That was fast.
Tenten- u look great!
Temari- u really think so?
Tenten and Sakura- Yeah.
Hinata- C'mon. Shikamaru must be waiting for you.
Temari came out with her new lovly kimono that was Green and Yellow.
When she came out. Ino and Shikamaru were kissing.
Temari- unh! ....No-...No way.
Sakura- That Ino pig is always so selfish.
Tenten- ....
Temari- That jerk!
Temari went up to Shikamaru and Ino. She pulled Ino off and she got her dress and hair all ugly.
Ino- No way! u Idiot!
Temari- Shut up.
Ino- u stal my guy and u stal my-
Temari slapped Ino at the face hard. To make her shut up for what u did.
Shikamaru- Temari! It's not what it looks like. I was.
Temari- Forget it u idiot! I was going to give u a chance! But u didn't say the 3 words. I-love-you. I didn't hear none of that from you. If u liked Ino u shouldn't told me.
Shikamaru- Temari, u zei we don't actualy have to date.
Ino- Ahhh. So u weren't dating for real. Wow...
Shikamaru- Temari!
Temari- Just say it. Do u want to be with Ino of me?
Ino- He wants to be with me.
Temari- Don't lie!!!! He doesn't u slut!
Ino- !!...What did u just call me?
Temari- Shut it!
Ino- Grr. u gonna get it!
Temari just stabbed her with a knife.
Ino- unh.....
She died.
Shikamaru- Where did u get the knife.
Temari- u still haven't zei it.... Well.....See...you....
Shikamaru- Temari wait!
Temari- Leave me alone!
Shikamaru- .... unh...Temari!
She just ignored him and went off home.
Naruto- u got in her in a bad mood.
Shikamaru- What ever. She's a jerk.
Naruto- Why did u say that? She was in love with you.
Shikamaru- No she isn't.
Naruto- Yeah she is in love with you. Till now. u let it all down.
Shikamaru- How do u know she likes me?
Naruto- Tenten,Sakura,and Hinata told me.
Shikamaru- .....
Naruto- I already knew Tenten loved Neji.
Shikamaru- How?
Naruto- Tenten kept wearing mini skirts in front on Neji and Neji couldn't stop looking at her bottom.
Shikamaru- He turned to a pervert. Great.
Neji- What? Me?
Naruto-Nothing neji.
Shikamaru- Yawn. I'm going to bed.
Naruto- Hey! What about Temari.
Shikamaru- I'll deal with it later of tomrrow.
Naruto- but-
Shikamaru- Leave me alone.
Naruto- Alright...
He went home pagina and the door was locked Temari had locked it. But not the back door. He went in and saw Temari crying. He felt bad.
Temari- ...
She was all sad and sobbing on a table.
Shikamaru- ....
He came up to her. He was about to touch her back. But then she grabbed his hand really quickly.
Temari- What are u doing?
Her eye liner was leaking on her cheeks.
Shikamaru- Temari...
Temari- Why?
Shikamaru- Why what?
Temari-Why did u kiss Ino? I thought tonight might be the chance....but no....Shikamaru I love You!
Shikamaru- ....
Temari- u don't know how t even FEELS for losing a guy like you, I didn't even expect another girl to kiss you!
Shikamaru- Listen! We were kissing for practice.
Temari-.....FOR PRACTICE!!! your insane! u could've kiss me even if u don't even know how too! I...I...hate you! Why? Why would u do such a thing! I love u and u kiss Ino! i wanted to take your FIRST KISS. but Ino took it away.....!! wait.... From the looks of it.....It looked like Ino was dragging to kiss you...then...WHY DIDN'T u PULL BACK!!
Shikamaru- She was gripping my back to hard.
Temari- Hmph. Ino-Ino-ino. I'm going to kill her!
Shikamaru- uuh. u just did. Remeber the kinfe?
Temari- ooh right.
Shikamaru- Looks I'm sorry. I didn't mean too...
Temari- I dunno...what to do with you...
Shikamaru- Please...Temari don't leave me...I'll ...I'llbe VERY lonley! I need you! Withot you...everything will be completey empty to me...
Temari- Shikamaru....
Shikamaru- If u were dead. I'll die with you. If u were no where to be found. I'll find u alll dag and never give up. If u were with another person...then...I'll just live like a heartless man.
Temari ws crying. She was sniffing.
Temari- Nara Shikamaru....That is the most wonderful thing u ever zei to me.
She hugged him tightly like a cuddle bear.
Temari- わたしは、あなたを愛しています ( I love you)
Shikamaru-私もあなたを愛して ( I love u too)
She giggled with happiness and she kept huggin him.
Temari- 私はあなたが行くようにしたいこと ( i never want to let u go)
Shikamaru-あなたは私のバラと成長し続けて、それは明るい日です (You are my rose and sun that keeps growing and that is bright)
Temari- Shikamaru...Can we...go outside?
Shikamaru- Sure...
They went outside and looked at the stars.
H went up close to her and Temari just grabbed his shoulder and kissied him like crazy.
Shikamaru- .....
Temari- ...
She giggled and kissied him again. There was nothing meer then just kissing him all day.
The End
Wait no! The story is not over yet! Here is a peek of what Sakura and Tsunade is up to!
Tsunade- Sakura!
Sakura- yes milady?
Tsunade got up from her chair and shoot her with laser guns.
Sakura- Ahhhh...
She fell.
Tsunade- That will teach u a leasson to not touch my Dumplings.
Sakura- Why you!
Tsunade- Eeep!
She shooted her again! But Sakura keeps getting up.
Tsunade- Mother F***er why won't u die?
Sakura- .... I'll never die.
She zei in a deeply manly voice.
Tsunade- Oh Shit.
END!!!
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Thanks Guys! Hope ya'll love it! Ha-ha! It's really long!