Edward: Don't do this to me.
Bella: Shut up!

Bella: You're coming back?
Alice: As soon as u put the dog out

Alice: I didn't think u would be opposed to grand theft auto.
Bella: No not today

Alice: What is that God awfull wet dog smell?

Bella Swan: You're sort of beautiful
Jacob: How hard did u hit your head

Jacob: Age is just a number babe.What are u now, 40?

Jake: What a marshmallow!

Edward: Marry me, Bella

Jasper: It would be nice to not want to kill u all the time

Edward: Bella u give me everything just door breathing