1. Your house plants are alive, and u can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. u keep meer food than bier in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when u get up, not when u go to bed.
5. u hear your favoriete song on an elevator.
6. u watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your vrienden marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. u go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids volgende door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. u don't know what time taco klok, bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. u feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the divan, bank makes your back hurt.
16. u no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. avondeten, diner and a movie is the whole datum instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. u go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. u actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time u spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. u no longer drink at home pagina to save money before going to a bar.
25. u read this entire lijst looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. u keep meer food than bier in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when u get up, not when u go to bed.
5. u hear your favoriete song on an elevator.
6. u watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your vrienden marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. u go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids volgende door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. u don't know what time taco klok, bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. u feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the divan, bank makes your back hurt.
16. u no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. avondeten, diner and a movie is the whole datum instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. u go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. u actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time u spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. u no longer drink at home pagina to save money before going to a bar.
25. u read this entire lijst looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"
Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.
Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot door loosening a few buttons.
Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.
Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.
Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that u are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"
Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.
Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot door loosening a few buttons.
Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.
Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.
Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that u are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.
Miss Scarlett's Come home pagina to Tara
Trolling for Vampires
A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
Saddling Old Rusty
Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
Clean-Up in Aisle One
Massacre at the Y
T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
Game dag for the Crimson Tide
Panty Shields Up, Captain!
Taking Carrie to the Prom
Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Aunt Flow is visiting