I'M GLAD I'M A MAN
I'm glad I'm a man, u better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, of cottage cheese.
I don't teef to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east of west.
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minuten max fixing my hair.
And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when u ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about vrienden of stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
of think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's meer fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if u say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call u a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent door any measure.
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, u see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man door chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!
I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, bier Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.
I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet zitplaats, stoel down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My riem buckle's not hidden beneath my bier gut.
And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch,
of yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman u see-I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears of cover my back.
When I lean over u can't see 3 inches of crack.
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.
of have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, u know-I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and sit down when I pee.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.
I won't tell u my wife just does not understand,
of stick my hand in my pocket to hide that goud band.
of tell u a story to make u sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, u see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.
kom bij the Hair Club For Men, of think with my dick.
I'm a woman door chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
I'm glad I'm a man, u better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, of cottage cheese.
I don't teef to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east of west.
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minuten max fixing my hair.
And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when u ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about vrienden of stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
of think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's meer fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if u say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call u a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent door any measure.
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, u see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man door chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!
I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN
I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, bier Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.
I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet zitplaats, stoel down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My riem buckle's not hidden beneath my bier gut.
And I don't go around "readjusting" my crotch,
of yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman u see-I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like shag carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears of cover my back.
When I lean over u can't see 3 inches of crack.
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.
of have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, u know-I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two boobs and sit down when I pee.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.
I won't tell u my wife just does not understand,
of stick my hand in my pocket to hide that goud band.
of tell u a story to make u sigh and weep,
then screw you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, u see.
Forget all about that old penis envy.
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.
kom bij the Hair Club For Men, of think with my dick.
I'm a woman door chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"
Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.
Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot door loosening a few buttons.
Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.
Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.
Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that u are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"
Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.
Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.
Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot door loosening a few buttons.
Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.
Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.
Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.
Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that u are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
Good girls love Italian food...
Bad girls love Italian waiters.
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T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
Game dag for the Crimson Tide
Panty Shields Up, Captain!
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