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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
You're an 80's child if...

u had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.

u wanted to be on ster Search. (Come on, we all did)

u can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

u wore a banaan clip of one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.

u wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans.

u had slouch socks, and puff painted your own overhemd, shirt at least once.

u owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.

u know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off.''

u can name at least half of the members of the elite ''Brat Pack.''

u can remember watching Full House and Saved door the klok, bell for endless hours!!!!!!

u have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.

u know that another name for a keyboard is a ''Synthesizer.''

u hold a special place in your hart-, hart for ''Back to the Future.''

u know where to go if u ''Wanna go where everybody knows your name.''

u thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool. (Was there an 80's movie she WASN'T in?)

u know what ''Sike'' means.

u fell victim to 80's fashion: big hair, crimped, combed over to the side, and u wore spandex pants

u wanted to be a Goonie - (hey u guyz!!)

u owned an extensive collection of Cabbage Patch Kids and trolls.

u actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played ''Sam'' to be.

u ever wore fluorescent -neon if u will clothing...(or nail polish)

u could break dance, of wished u could. (I zei hip hop....)

u remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system. (Remember Pong)

u know all the words to ''Ice Ice Baby''.

u remember MC hammer well.

u can still sing the rap to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air"

u own any cassettes.

u were led to believe that in the jaar 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.

u remember and/or own any of the CareBear Glass collection from PizzaHut.

Poltergeist freaked u out.

u carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins of an ET lunchbox.

u have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female smurf.

u wanted to communicate with some being named Cinergy.

u wanted to have an alien like Alf living in your house.

u wore biker shorts underneath a short rok and felt stylish.

u wore tights under shorts and felt stylish.

u ever had a Swatch Watch.

u actually spent countless hours trying to perfect the care-bear stare.

u remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.

u had Wonder Woman of Superman underwear.

u wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.

u Believed that ''By the power of Greyskull, u HAD the power''

u thought that Transformers were meer than meets the eye.

Partying ''like it's 1999'' seemed SO far away!!!!!!!!!!!!

If u can identify with at least half of this lijst then you, my friend, are a ''Child of the 80's.''
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
You're an 80's child if...

You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.

You wanted to be on ster Search. (Come on, we all did)

You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.

You wore a banaan clip of one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.

You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans.

You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own overhemd, shirt at least once.

You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt.

You know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off.''

You can name at least half of the members of...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.

ACTORS do it on cue.

ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.

AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.

ANSI does it in the standard way

ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old.

ARCHITECTS have great plans.

ARTISTS are exhibitionists.

ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS do it over and over.

ASTRONOMERS do it with Uranus.

ATTORNEYS make better motions.

AUDITORS like to examine figures.

BABYSITTERS charge door the hour.

BAILIFFS always come to order.

BAKERS knead it daily.

BAND MEMBERS play all night.

BANKERS do it with interest - penalty for early withdrawal.

BARBERS do it with shear pleasure.

BARTENDERS do it...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
There was a little "incident" at your house today while u were gone. Please allow me to explain: I was watching T.V. and I heard this beeping going off in the kitchen. The first thing I thought of was the smoke detector going off so I ran into the keuken-, keuken and checked everything out. door the time I got to the kitchen, the beeping had stopped and I couldn't smell any smoke.

I went back to watching my movie and I kept hearing a beep every minute. I knew that the type of smoke detector that u have is the type that took a few minuten to reset itself. I kept watching my movie , and about 10 minutes...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN

I'm glad I'm a man, u better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, of cottage cheese.
I don't teef to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to - north, south, east of west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minuten max fixing my hair.

And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early, and
when u ask why get all bitter and surly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
1. Your house plants are alive, and u can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. u keep meer food than bier in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when u get up, not when u go to bed.

5. u hear your favoriete song on an elevator.

6. u watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your vrienden marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. u go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids volgende door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
The Warning Signs of Insanity...

Everyone u meet appears to have tentacles growing out of places that u wouldn't expect tentacles to be growing from.

You start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom.

You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she sends u mail from Iowa asking why u never write.

Every time u see a straat sign, u have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.

You wear your boxers on your head because u heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.

You're always having to apologize to your volgende door neighbour for setting brand to his...
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A woman writes to a magazine asking how she will know if he truly loves her...

"Well... Here's how I see it. When a man is "taken with you"- u will know. Sometimes the words, "I love you" aren't always enough. As women, we like to see words put into action... Here are some ways that u can tell if he means what he says..."

-He pretends to like your cat door no longer drop-kicking Fluffy down a flight of stairs when you're not looking.

-When u come over to visit, they start picking up -- they shove underwear under their beds, (theirs and other women's) they verplaats the Playboy centerfold to a...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Many romance Languages (Italian, Spanish, French) give even inanimate objects a gender. In French, for example, this determines whether u use "la" of "le" in front of the noun. If English designated things as either male of female, here are a few of our recommendations...

COPIER: Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.

HAMMER: Male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

HOT AIR...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the overhemd, shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the seconde half of his round-trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabby. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabby said, "If u don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
These days, veilig sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help u "play it safe"...

Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.

Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.

Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."

Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.

Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.

Make sure all open sores...
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posted by Bdavisbrookeme
Every woman knows that there are days in the maand when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker of significant other! Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help u with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would u like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: Are u wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, u sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine....
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