WHAT!?

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" of "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He zei he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me...

I was bored =/ I tried to put just the people that I see around most as opposed to people that only pop in every now and then so if I didn’t put u in it, I’m sorry

LPers, BLers gather here
And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing u should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before u decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that...