Once upon a Porn

"Please don't hurt me!" Smee begged.

Rumpelstiltskin was coming towards him, grinning like the evil krokodil that he was. There was nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. Smee was trapped and scared, having been running through the woods for hours; Rumpelstiltskin hot on his tracks. Now the chubby sailor found himself backed into corner with nowhere else to go.

Rumpelstiltskin giggled his stupid little giggle. He found Smee's panic to be very amusing. He stretched out his clawed fingers and went for the frightened man's throat.

"No! Please!" Smee covered his throat defensively and sank down to the...

"ONCE UPON A TIME": THE FRUSTRATION OF AN OUTLAW QUEEN SHIPPER

The latest plot development of ABC's "ONCE UPON A TIME" has left me in a state of frustration. This plot development . . . of twist has to do with the relationship between the characters Mayor Regina Mills aka the Evil Queen and Robin kap aka Robin of Locksley. And the ironic thing is that my frustration is not centered on the actual plot twist, but has a good deal to do with the fan reaction to it.

I guess we all know what happened. In a vorige episode called (4.17) "Heart of Gold", Regina learned from her former mentor, Mr....