JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before avondeten, diner at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' tafel, tabel for u tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? vis fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are u working as a nurse during the day? u look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death door monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' tafel, tabel for u tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? vis fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are u working as a nurse during the day? u look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death door monkeys in Toy Story 3.
Niamhs P.O.V.
6:00 p.m.
The door banged shut.SHIT!!!!! our mum was home pagina she was going to embarass us.'you better go' i zei to Niall.
'Why?'
'please go, our mum is home'
'oh ok'
Harry stood up and gave Sarah a little kiss on the cheek.And she gave a giggle.
Our mum walked in 'oh, hello boys!'
'they were just going mum'
'oh ok bye'
Me and Sarah went to my room
'what was that?' i zei to her
'what was what?'
'Harry kissed you!'
'oh yeah, we're going out'
i sware im not told anything anymore
Sarahs P.O.V
Niamh fall asleep when we we're wacthing 'Run Fat oy Run' and Niall was asking me how he should ask her out. i zei just randomly kiss and she would get it
tats all i have!
much luv
sarahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
6:00 p.m.
The door banged shut.SHIT!!!!! our mum was home pagina she was going to embarass us.'you better go' i zei to Niall.
'Why?'
'please go, our mum is home'
'oh ok'
Harry stood up and gave Sarah a little kiss on the cheek.And she gave a giggle.
Our mum walked in 'oh, hello boys!'
'they were just going mum'
'oh ok bye'
Me and Sarah went to my room
'what was that?' i zei to her
'what was what?'
'Harry kissed you!'
'oh yeah, we're going out'
i sware im not told anything anymore
Sarahs P.O.V
Niamh fall asleep when we we're wacthing 'Run Fat oy Run' and Niall was asking me how he should ask her out. i zei just randomly kiss and she would get it
tats all i have!
much luv
sarahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx