9 THINGS WE LEARNT FROM ONE DIRECTION'S FABULOUS MAGAZINE INTERVIEW 

​We\'re not sure if you\'ve noticed, but the weather outside is as enticing as a plate of brussel sprouts topped with baby food (a visual depiction of our feelings about this upcoming One Direction B-R-E-A-K, if you will).

Luckily for us all, those 1D boys are on hand to cheer us up AS ALWAYS and make us forget about this bloody s*itty weather with a new interview for Fabulous magazine, complete with smouldering photos of them looking fitter than a factory full of fudge. 

If you haven\'t seen the interview yet, which cements the fact that we make good life choices when it comes to boy bands, NEVER FEAR, because we\'ve rounded-up everything the interview taught us. You\'re welcome.

1. Liam Payne has finally decided to look a camera in the eye. 

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Congrats, pal. Thanks for also looking into our soul/burning our insides into fiery ashes of lust/basically showing us your bedroom eyes in the process. That smoulder though. 

2. Harry Styles isn\'t a fan of the Greggs steak bake.

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BLASPHEMY. The article starts by sharing the fact that cars were sent out to grab steak bakes and sausage rolls, but that Harold didn\'t fancy it. If only they did a kale pasty, eh?

We\'ll forgive him though, mainly because that smile is making us feel things that we never knew we could feel from our heads down to our toes.

3. Niall Horan is getting a tattoo, but sadly, it probably won\'t be of the Nandos logo. Or the Sugarscape one, for that matter. Harsh.

You might want to grab the Kleenex for this one, because the reason behind Nialler\'s future tattoo  has made us cry so hard, our eyes almost shrivelled up (although that might also be because his smizing on the cover is killing us softly).

Discussing rectify his no-tattoo situation, he said: "I\'m definitely doing something about that because when we\'re apart I know I\'m going to miss them. 

"All of the lads have got this weird tattoo of a Philips screwdriver on their ankle. I\'d like to say it means something deep, but it\'s just a tattoo everyone likes. I\'m going to brand myself with that one, and it will remind me of the lads, so they\'ll be with me wherever I go."

4. Louis Tomlinson reckons he\'s going to get a \'big fat belly\' during their break.

 Luigi and his very big, very erect quiff reckons \'all those pies\' are going to catch up with him during the break, and while we totally disagree, we\'re here to offer our services as personal trainers if wants (not that we\'re saying he needs it, OF COURSE, just to clear that up). By which we mean we\'ll shout things from the sidelines while Lou gets all sweaty. Deal?

He admitted: "I\'m actually naturally very lazy. So I\'m going to get a big fat belly. I\'m going to be 24 soon and all these pies are going to catch up on me. You\'re going to see photos of me with a big belly."

5. Just in case anyone hadn\'t figured it out yet, Big Payno is very clear that the boys ARE coming back after their break. SO THERE.

Just in case the word \'split\' is still ringing around your head, Liam\'s clarified that this is very much not the end for One Direction.

Using a hand comparison to making a cup of tea (amazing), he explained: "I like that quotes about teabags and hot water [not a nod to \'Little Things\', BTW]. You can only test how strong you are when you get put in hot water. We\'ve been tested, but it\'s actually made us stronger. We\'ve actually taken a lot of strength from our fans who have never given up on us, never believed it was over. 

"It\'s not over. And yes, we\'re taking a break, but we need one. We have done four tours, five albums, but we will be coming back. We don\'t want this to end."

6. Louis Tomlinson says Zayn Malik leaving the band was a \'really tough moment\'

He\'s already admitted Zayn\'s departure hit him the hardest, and now he\'s added: "The really tough moment for me was when Zayn left. That was really, really hard. We knew it was coming, we saw a lot of signs in a lot of the gigs abroad. It was sad."

Oh Christ on a bike, our emotions were not equipped to cope with this today.

Harry, though, added a positive, saying the situation made them \'really bond\' and \'focus on making the best album\' they could, saying: "You go through so much together as a band that no-one really understands, but ultimately it just makes you closer."

7. Hazza probably isn\'t going to go and be the next Brad Pitt during their time off

Shrugging off those Hollywood rumours, Harold said: "I\'m not so sure about that. I like to keep busy and I like to see my mates. I\'m really happy. I\'ve always had great people around me. I keep wondering whether I should actually watch those great shows that everyone else talks about and I\'ve missed, like Mad Men and Breaking Bad. Or should I just move on?!"

8. Nialler might come back to the band as a brunette 

We kinda want to see this, but we\'re also kinda worried that he might get carried away and come back as a member of B*Witched, complete with double denim.

Nialler revealed he wants to travel during the break, saying: "I\'ve spent the past few years of my life in planes and on tour buses, and I\'ve been through countries I\'ve really loved but haven\'t had a chance to really see."

Explaining that he wants to go back to Australia and Thailand, he added: "I did think about dying my hair brown so I won\'t get recognised, but I genuinely believe that that if I\'m on my own with my mates from home, no one will give me a second look."

FYI - He also said Simon Cowell and his new BFF José Mourinho \'have been great mentors\'. Just chucking that in.

9. What are Payno and Luigi doing the break, then?

WELL. We\'ll tell you. Let\'s start with Liam, who said: "For me, I just want to have a space where I can let everything sink in. I haven\'t even seen all the films we made [WHUT]. I\'m literally going to be sitting down, watching the movies, watching the concerts, saying \'Hey, we did that\'. I know I also need to make up a lot of time with my mum. I\'m not the best communicator, so I need to sort it out."

Then there\'s Louis, who as we already know is going to busying himself on The X Factor. He explained: "I\'ve got no plans to do any other telly than X Factor. I love Simon and I love being part of [the show]. It\'s quite emotional for me. I sit there thinking, \'This show gave this boy from Donny a chance to have the most incredible life\'. No other show in the world would have done that.

"I\'m not going to be looking for any competition. We\'re coming back. No-one is going to get in the way of 1D."

And we\'re crying. Again. A lifetime\'s worth of tears, really.

So there you go. What do you make of all that lot then? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape, please and big thanks. BIG LOVE.

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