8.01 || Asleep At Heaven's Gate
Brooke: Before u say another word, u should both know that I just have just come from the city jail, where I was frisked door a large supposedly female cop who was very thorough in her cavity search. Now speak.
Nathan: Is everything okay?
Doctor: Yeah. I just wanna run some tests.
Mia (to Haley): Speaking of slutty, congratulations on being pregnant.
Clay: I just realized that I haven't seen a single person on this strand all day...have you?
Clay: Do u know what that means? Skinny dipping.
Julian (to Brooke): Get ready for my greased lightning!
Haley: u zei the basketbal hoop was like my uterus?
Nathan: He caught me totally off guard. He was like a ninja...Like a three foot tall, where do babies come from, ninja.
Julian (to Brooke): This happens all the time. I sleep with a girl and then the volgende morning she's already planning the wedding.
Haley: These aren't sad tears, they're happy tears.
Nathan: Alright, well how about from now on we do smiles for happy instead?
Alex: I know it must have been a surprise, me and Chase.
Mia: No not really. It's what u do right? Break up couples.
Alex: Yeah. It kinda is, but not this time. u screwed this up all door yourself didn't you?
Mia: u can go now.
Alex: door the way, I plan to make him happier than u ever did. So u should probably just give up and verplaats on now. Okay? Great. Now I can go.
Brooke: I was just arrested and explored door a woman with a mustache and man hands! When u look up "bad" in the dictionary, this is it!
8.02 || I Can't See You, But I Know You're There
Jamie (to Julian): I'm glad they sent u to pick me up. u don't just treat me like a kid.
Brooke: If u really like the new baby, can I have Jamie?
Nate: Yeah, u can have him, but u gotta have the sex talk with him first.
Haley (to Quinn): They say u don't know what you've got til it's gone. I guess I didn't know how much I missed u until u were in my life every day.
Chase: hallo Jamie, how u doin' buddy?
Jamie: Do I know you?
Chase: Dude, who are you? Victoria Davis?
Chase: Come on! How come yours is so good?
Alex: 'Cause I'm kinda awesome like that. Plus, I changed the ingredients.
Haley: When the silence gets too loud, and I really start to miss everyone, I tell myself the same thing: I can't see you, but I know you're there.
8.03 || The Space In Between
Clay: Is this heaven?
Quinn: No, just my version of it.
Will: This doesn't make sense does it? A couple of ghosts sitting on a roof... but here we are.
Nathan: I'm not strong enough Haley.
Haley: Yes u are. And when you're not, u have me.
Will: I know this sucks, but it's gotta be nice to know that somebody loves u like that.
Julian: He likes being with his Aunt Brooke.
Brooke: No he likes being with you. And I like seeing u two together.
Quinn (to Clay): u know my whole family was here. It's usually best to be in a coma for that so...nice work.
Nathan: You're a good man Jamie Scott.
Jamie: So are u dad.
Jamie: Aunt Brooke do u know where babies come from?
Brooke: Not from me.
Will: This sucks, huh? Now I know why they call it the waiting room.
8.04 || We All Fall Down
Julian: Years from now when we look back on this moment, we're not gonna remember the trouble with your company of the bad press, of even your mom being in jail, we're just gonna remember how great our wedding was.
Alex: Lets make it a dare.
Chase: Okay. Loser plays the volgende hole in their underwear.
Alex: Yeah, like I'm wearing any underwear.
Victoria: Many captains of industry have done their best work while incarcerated. There's no shame in it.
Nate: I've been avoiding it now for a while, but my back is done. So, I'm gonna finish this beer, then I'm gonna go home pagina and tell my wife that I'm done playing.
Julian: Wow. That's huge. When did u decide that?
Nate: Just this second. Haley's pregnant. Clay and Quinn are recovering, and I didn't even know my own son liked baseball.
Julian: I picked out the flowers door the way.
Haley: u did? I'm sorry, I didn't realize. Gee, u did a beautiful job.
Julian: I mean I was hoping for calla lilies but I had to settle for regular lilies. I think the snap dragons really compliment them. In my mind they really make the arrangement.
8.05 || Nobody Taught Us To Quit
Julian: u make sad look beautiful, Brooke Davis.
Haley: Last time basketbal left your dad, and this time he's leaving basketball.
Chase: Here's the thing. I know unemployment sometimes leads to crack smoking, and I understand that, but I kinda thought you'd be meer excited about this.
Clay: Did u see me own that appel, apple sauce earlier? Stuh-rong.
Julian: Besides hat handschoen belongs on the hand of someone who loves the game. Me, I used to stand out in right field and chase butterflies. Trust me, the handschoen respects what I'm doing here.
Nathan: I'm sure it does. Probably doesn't respect that u brought it here in a portemonnee though.
Julian: That's a man bag.
Victoria: I leave u alone for a few days, and u go back to being that stupid girl who follows her heart. I never cared for that version of you.
Nathan: Better be careful Mouth. Last time u helped me, u got fired and now you're sitting out here at the River Court looking kinda creepy and stalker-ish.
Brooke: I get to go visit my mother in prison and tell her I sold my company...good times.
8.06 || Not Afraid
Nathan: Now that basketbal is over, I just keep asking myself this same question, over and over...will I ever be great at anything again?
Haley: You'll find it.
Mouth: Wow, what are you?
Millie: I'm a free bitch, baby.
Random dude: I bet you'd give anything to be playing tonight.
Nathan: Actually, not really. Happy Halloween.
Julian: How u feeling today, beautiful?
Brooke: I'm not very beautiful.
Julian: Oh, well I'm gonna go grab a mirror, your reflection should take care of that.
Brooke: I will not let these vampire bridesmaids ruin our wedding.
Quinn: They're zombies. Are u kidding me? Do u not see how slow they're moving?
8.07 || Luck Be A Lady
Mrs. Baker: What kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain.
Haley: Mine either...I wish it did, though.
Brooke: What a random and total coincidence, my best friend Haley is here, unexpectedly.
Junk: A girl...at poker night.
Chase: Good going Julian!
Mrs. Baker: Do u know what that dress is missing?
Mrs. Baker: u can't control mother nature.
Brooke: of Mother Baker.
Nathan: (To Haley) u should have seen the way he looked at me. I haven't felt that stupid since high school, and at least then I could beat somebody up to feel better.
Haley: Well don't beat yourself up. It was just your first try, did u make the first basket u ever shot?
Nathan: To be fair, I was two and the basket came up to my waist. But, stats are stats.
Nathan: If I wanted to look stupid I would have stayed at home pagina and played Trival Pursuit against Haley. I didn't have to fly to Atlanta to do it.
Erin: Did u really like my music? of did u just not want a suicide on your hands?
Haley: I really liked it.
Alex: I'm not that good a person. I've been dealing u cards from the bottom of the deck all night.
8.08 || Mouthful Of Diamonds
Erin: Are u sure you're qualified to work at a crisis center?
Haley: I don't know about qualified, but I've definitely been there.
Erin: To trust someone with my music, is to trust them with everything I have in the world.
Julian: u make me incredibly happy, Brooke Davis, but we all struggle sometimes.
Haley: My life is good. My son, on the other hand, is wearing headgear.
Brooke: Just because your son is in love with me, it's no reason to take it out on my liquor cabinet.
Jerry: Dude, were u really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: u know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.
Haley [to Jamie]: As long as u pout about your braces, Momma's rocking the eye patch all the time...everywhere!
Jamie: Some people look a little different. Some people are a little different. I think that's cool.
Mouth: Parents coming home pagina tired from work and still have time for their kids. That's who I respect.
Erin: How is Haley as a person?
Mia: Amazing. She is one of the good ones.
Clay: Yes! Suck it, soup!
Julian: Happiness is not a destination. It is a mood, it is not permanent. It comes and goes and if people thought that way then maybe people would find happiness meer often.
Mouth: Sorry for the guy who has to clean up this place, which is me.
Sylvia: Good luck with your Hoot 'n Nanny Wedding.
Brooke: Good luck with being old. door the way, I like my towels.
8.09 || Between Raising Hell and Amazing Grace
Jamie: Don't worry Uncle Skills...that one is not farm fresh.
Skills: Oh, damn. I thought u was the turkey.
Millie: Gobble, gobble.
Brooke: I'm thankful you're such a good friend.
Haley: I'm thankful I got to watch u chug wine out of a bottle.
Chase: They're both great girls...amazing girls. But the truth is, I think they chose for me. I want to be with a girl who really wants to be with me. Not someone who lies to me, of broke up with me door text. I think I should just be door myself for a while.
Jamie: I am thankful for my baby brother.
Haley: of sister.
Victoria: But that table's for misfits.
Brooke: How perfect for you.
Victoria: Here we got with the typical Brooke dramatics.
Brooke: u want dramatic? There's a carving mes here I'm not afraid to use.
8.10 || Lists, Plans
Dan: I ended two lives when I pulled that trigger, and one of them was mine.
Brooke: Did u seriously just quote Hitch?
Julian: Yeah because it's a really good quote.
Julian: I promise u it will be the seconde most exhilarating 45 seconden of your life.
Brooke: What's the first? Oh, a sex joke, which might be cute if u weren't 15,000 feet in the air with half the plane missing.
Brooke: Is this thing even legal to take on roads?
Julian: Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Dan: She's pretty. I can see why Evans was sleeping with her.
Quinn: He wasn't.
Dan: That's too bad.
Dan: What can I help u with?
Haley: I loved spelling bees when I was your age.
Jamie: Yeah, Dad zei u were a nerd.
Brooke: James Lucas Scott, are u drinking a beer?
Jamie: What kind of backyard hootenanny and pig roast would this be without it?
8.11 || Darkness On The Edge Of Town
Quinn [to Katie]: I'm your storm.
Katie: I can't...
Quinn: Breathe? I know. It's okay, you'll pass out soon, but unlike me u won't lay there for 12 hours. Only a psycho would let u do that.
Katie [to Quinn]: Go on! Run in to the storm! But I'm your storm, and I'll find you.
Nathan: This is so A Christmas Story. Back in the car, Ralphie.
Jamie: So? Chuck and Madison are going.
Haley: Chuck's mom's an alcoholic.
8.12 || The Drinks We Drank Last Night
Haley: To Brooke and her last night of freedom. It's her turn now.
Haley: Just read the book and forget about professor what's-his-face.
Nathan: Okay I'll read the book.
Brooke: This jaar has been the hardest of my life, and u know who's always been here for me? No matter what? My maid of honor.
Brooke: u did all this for me?
Sylvia: I did this for the girl my son loves.
Sylvia: Haven't u ever forgiven someone for a kiss?
Brooke: Well, I forgave Lucas for kissing Peyton, but I never forgot.
Sylvia: Has everyone dated this Lucas character?
Dave Navarro: hallo where's that other chick that I nailed? I want to apologize to her for the black eye.
Brooke: What are u doing here, Dave Navarro?
Julian: Good morning, gorgeous. If u don't get home pagina soon, I might have to misbehave all door myself.
Sylvia: Good morning, honey.
Sylvia: Wow, it's like I did shots of fire.
Haley: I thought we weren't in high school anymore.
Brooke: Well, let's face it, she's always gonna be the girl that got naked in front of my boyfriend.
Julian: You're only getting married once. I want it to be perfect.
Brooke: It is.
Brooke: Marriage is about loving someone for who they are and accepting them for their mistakes. I have to tell him.
Sylvia: All people don in small towns is have sex and watch TV.
Brooke: u say that like it's a bad thing.
Quinn: Oh my god. We have to go now.
Quinn: Because we stal Nathan's professor's dog!
Millie: I can't believe we stal a dog.
Alex: We don't know that!
Quinn: He skateboards! Guys we are in possession of a stolen skateboarding dog!
Sylvia: Great news! They found it!
Brooke: My ring?
Sylvia: No, my phone! It's at the brand house lets go!
Haley: Of course.
Haley: Oh my god what the hell were u doing with Dave Navarro?!
Sylvia: What the hell am I wearing?!
Brooke: What the hell did we do last night?!
Millie: Why would I get boots?
Haley: Because that tattoo kicks ass!
Quinn: I found it!
Brooke: My ring?!
Quinn: Millie's schoffel, hoe tag.
Alex: schoffel, hoe tag? It's called a tramp stamp.
Quinn: Then where's yours?
Haley: I have one!
Haley: What was in those drinks?!
Alex: I don't know. Energy?
Brooke: Everyone shut up about their stupid mouths! I lost my engament ring.
8.13 || The Other Half Of Me
Haley: I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life, and yours was door far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable.
Julian: Brooke before I met u I thought my world had everything I needed to be happy.I had nothing else to compare to. Then u walked into my life and everything changed. I realized how empty my world was without u in it, and my old life was no longer capable of making me happy, not without you. I love everything about u Brooke, I love the way u challenge me like no one ever has, I love the way u look at me like no one ever has, and I love the way u love me like no one ever has. I cant imagine spending my life without you, and if u say yes to me in a few minuten I wont have to......You look beautiful door the way!
Jamie: I'm gonna have a little sister?
Haley: Is that okay?
Jamie: Yeah. I hope she's just like you, Mom
Haley: I have heard a lot of best man speeches in my life and yours was door far the sweetest, most honest, and the most memorable. I have never been so proud of you.
Priest: If anyone can toon just cause why this couple should not be joined together, speak now...
Skills: Don't nobody say nothing!
Jamie: Brooke looks like an angel.
Julian: That's why I'm not nervous.
Julian: I found my other half.
Brooke: We're going to the church. We're going to the church where I'm getting married. Haley, I'm getting married.
Skills: u know a few years back there was a wedding here in boom Hill...bride wasn't who she zei she was. A lot of good people got hurt that day.
Alex: Honestly I'm really terrible at keeping secrets. This one time my friend Kimmy told me she hooked up with two people at the same party, and I promised I wouldn't say a word, but then I told like four people within an uur and one of them was actually Kimmy.
Chase: I thought we were chosen because Julian has no guy friends.
Haley: Why are u dancing like that Brooke?
Brooke: Because this dance is what made an amazing man fall in love with me!
Haley: But sweety, u know this isn't a competition right?
Jamie: Okay good. Just remember that when they like my speech more.
Julian: Guess this is my lucky day.
Julian: It wasn't really about the girl. It was the idea of someone out there for me. So I kept this other half bumper car token ever since as a reminder that somewhere out there, if I'm lucky, is my other half.
Julian: Why would your rabbit have an emotional response to our wedding?
Jamie: Well, he's always had a thing for Brooke.
8.14 || Holding Out For A Hero
Chuck (to Chase): Nice hat...do they make 'em for guys?
Chase: I could be a big brother. I've always liked playing with kids.
Mia: Yeah, don't say that out loud.
Alex (to Mia): I came to ask Haley, not you. Why talk to the greasy rag when u can talk to the mechanic?
Kellerman: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.
Brooke: Was I sleep fighting again?
Julian: Yes! No meer Kick ezel for my wife before bed.
Chuck's mom (to Chase): Hey, I know you. You're my bartender.
Chuck: Bar manager, and he's also a pilot.
Quinn: And u all take down that website of I'll post your photos, and they're all from bad angles.
Haley: Maybe I'll call the Dean.
Nikki: Like the Dean of Princeton would listen to some whack job in a cape.
Brooke: They're not crypts, they're kids. meer specifically, they're stuck up little bitches that need to be dealt with.
Chase: We got plans today remember?
Chuck: My dad says guys can always flake on each other.
Quinn: Kinda makes u Super Haley.
Haley: That's so dumb. Why would I include my real name in my super hero name?
Brooke: u haven't even heard my idea.
Haley: Fine, what is it?
Brooke: We should be super heroes.
8.15 || Valentine's dag Is Over
Brooke: Do u think I'll be a good mom?
Julian: You'll be an amazing mom.
Haley: u love me?
Nathan: Of course I do you, dork. With all my heart.
Chuck: Yup, another Valentine's dag alone.
Chase: It sucks.
Chuck: Well meer for you. I'm only eight.
Chuck: Betcha my dad has a datum tonight. Probably has four of five.
Jamie: If u were a girl would that be okay?
Quinn: Yeah it'd be awesome, and technically I am a girl.
Jamie: If that's your story.
Jamie: I'm sticking with the shoelaces. The hearts say I like you, but the shoelace part isn't too mushy.
Chuck: My dad says real men drink whiskey.
Chase: How bout a root beer?
Julian: Just remember, you're my girl Brooke Davis, and u always will be.
8.16 || I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
Julian: Eating ice cream is the best part about Little League...except for maybe catching butterflies.
Julian: Alright! Let's get this audition started.
Julian: That handschoen belonged to Roberto Clemente...ooo butterfly!
Haley: What about the off chance that he doesn't do so well, u gonna go all Dan Scott on him?
Julian: Brooke Penelope Davis Baker, u break that box spring and you're sleeping on the floor.
Haley: That was because Jamie zei he had a great dag and his dad was a big part of that.
Nathan: Well how was his moms day?
Haley: It was good, it was great actually, and I think Lydia really enjoyed it too.
Nathan: u can't have an open bottle on the mound in the pros. u gotta pour it in a cup.
Haley: Here's to my best friend, Brooke Davis. There is no one else to whom I would trust my child more.
Haley: Well u must be starving. Feel free to have some food and uh just ya know don't eat my ho ho cake.
Ian: I party on a boat. It's my dad's pride and joy, so I like to trash it now and then. u guys in?
Nathan: Maybe we should just go to a bar.
8.17 || The Smoker u Drink, The Player u Get
Chuck: Where we goin'?
Chase: Dude, it's late on a school night, does it matter?
Chuck: Good point.
Random Guy: Are u the angry chicken reporter?
Millie: That's me.
Random Guy: That was awesome door the way. Can I have your autograph?
Haley: Ooh, u wanna watch Psych?
Quinn: Never heard of it. Is it any good?
Chase: u can toon your va-jay-jay in a sex tape, but God forgive they know u wear glasses.
Nathan: Ian's a hell of a prospect and he's gonna need an agent.
Kellerman: I didn't say I didn't want him represented Mr. Scott. I simply don't want him represented door you.
Millie: I AM hot. My chicken feet are sweating like u wouldn't believe.
Haley: u tried to stuff me into a stingray. u were so not ready.
Quinn: u cried wolf, wolf crier.
8.18 || Quiet Little Voices
Brooke: I promise u I'm going to know this child, and they'll know me...no matter what.
Victoria: Because if this boy Julian loves you, and u love him, that's all that matters. That is the most important thing, and the clothes can wait.
Julian: I want u to know that whenever we do get pregnant, that's gonna be a great day.
Haley: Who do u wanna be Nathan?
Nathan: I wanna be somebody who's good enough to be seen with you.
Nathan: If I don't go to Duke, if I don't play college basketball, if today is the best it ever gets for me, will that be enough?
Haley: Of course. Nathan as long as u are a good husband and a goof father to your son...it's a boy Nathan, we're gonna have a son.
Jamie: And when u and Dad were in high school u had me?
Haley: That's right. You're not allowed to do that.
Nathan: u my man are not a baby anymore.
Jamie: Nope, but they are.
Hayley: Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of us.
Quinn: u know my dad's name is James James right?
Brooke: We need a name. Our baby's gonna be born without a name.
Clay: Ya know we'll have kids of our own some day.
Quinn: Well they'll have your big bushy eye brows.
8.19 || Where Not To Look For Freedom
Brooke: I think we'd be happy in New York.
Julian: I think u should take that job in New York.
Alex: Now what?
Chase: Chuck says you're hot.
Alex: So u liked it?
Chase: I did. Talkin' about that kiss right?
Julian: I nearly lost my wife. Nathan nearly lost his son. Do u know what that feels like?
Kellerman: Yes I do. I've lost both.
Skills: Lotta livin' down here bro. End of an era.
Ian: Congrats on the baby. Very strong. Tell her to come see me in about 17 years.
Kellerman: It's a good system, tenure, except when teachers fail to use their freedom for the common good.
Kellerman: As of today, I'm no longer Professor Kellerman. I've resigned my position.
Haley: Okay. Let's take the baby from insane Aunt Quinn.
Nathan: I know what u did and u know what u did. And this is going to be made right door u of door me.
Kellerman: Well it seems my class gets younger every day. u must have done extremely well on your advanced placement exams.
8.20 || The Man Who Sailed Around His Soul
Haley: I'm gonna miss u Brooke Davis like u can't understand.
Brooke: I have come to offer u a trade. Last reminisce of Karen's cafe for Lydia...straight up.
Alex: So much for baby steps.
Chase: u played guitar. It wasn't fair.
Nate: Ginger ale?
Julian: I like ginger ale, it settles my stomach.
Brooke: We're pregnant!
Chuck: We only need one madison. Don't mess it up.
Ian: I couldn't stay. I just couldn't.
Julian: Well now maybe u can stay and think about it. Enjoy the walk.
Julian: u know what's good about boats? They float. Cars not so much.
Chuck (to Alex): And I saw pictures of u on the internet...naughty, naughty.
Chuck: Wow Jamie, u bat like my mom.
8.21 || Flightless Bird, American Mouth
Brooke: How u feeling sunshine?
Lauren: Shame. So much shame.
Chase: u could have killed yourself! of someone else!
Chuck: I just...I don't want u to go.
Clay: I don't understand camping. We have houses, bed, showers, flat irons.
Clay: The tent did not get it done last night.
Nathan: u fertile bastard.
Mouth: In case u have noticed, I'm weird Millie. I'm an odd duck.
Clay: You're just now noticing this? I'm a weird dude. An odd duck.
Nathan: Who are you, Brian Boitano?
Clay: Brian Boitano won the goud in men's figure skating.
Nathan: That's my point exactly.
8.22 || This Is My House, This Is My Home
Julian: Your mom is Brooke Davis, and she has enough strength for all of us.
Julian: I'm sure in three months I'll be wondering who I was before we had a family.
Chase (to Mia): u inspire me. Your goodness inspires me.
Chase: Can u write thanks for the 45 seconden of heaven?
Julian: This is our miracle Brooke Davis, and now it's two miracles. And no girl deserves it more.
Doctor: Congratulations, you're carrying twins.