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posted by gylfie
" mmmm," zei elliot
" mmmm" zei boog
" mmmm" zei mc squizzy
" yuck" zei buddy
" yuck" zei mr.weeny
" IT's LIKE HORRIBLE AND WONDERFUL AT THE SaME TIME!!! ITS LIKE FREEDOM IN A CUP!!!!" zei everyone.
" see? i told u it was good" zei elliot
" MR.WEENY!!!!!" zei the crazy old lady who hated decafe
" hooi-, hooi elliot, i have to go." zei boog
" then GO" zei elliot
" no i really have to go, uh... where is the uh toilet?" asked boog
" the what?" asked elliot
" the ovel office, the think tank. the porselin throne, uh u know? the toilet?" zei boog
" oh, we don't have anything like that out here." zei elliot
" well what do u do?" asked boog
" u know.... i don't remember."
posted by jamesparson1999
One dark night, Shaw was driving around, looking for a suitable trophy to have on his cabine wall. Shaw, using his headlights, would run over a buck and tie it to the hood. He didn’t care if the buck was dead of unconscious.
That night, Shaw did run over a scrawny muildier, mule with a big rack. He was thrilled. “This is a great trophy”, zei Shaw, laughing menacingly. “Now, my buck, when we get home, it’ll be time for the fun part”, zei Shaw.
When the illegal hunter got home, he slung the buck on the table. He got a set of scissors and started to cut one of the buck’s eyes. The eye was...
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