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And Theeeeeeeeeeeen?! - A Very Annoying, Short one-shot Fanfic

posted by KowalSkip9

Characters:

Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think u should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much u like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white rice.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And theeeen... oh, hey, u guys want soup?
Kowalski: Sure.
Skipper: Yeah, four orders of, uh, wonton soup.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: Oh, uh, some fortune koekjes, cookies too.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: Uuuh, actually I think that's about it.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: No, that's it!
Lady: And then?
Skipper: No and then! That's all I want.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then, um, nothing else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?
Lady: And THEN?
Skipper: Uh, no, see all I want is the four orders of garlic vis and the four orders of white rice.
Lady: Ugh, and then?!
Kowalski: And the soup!
Skipper: And the wonton soup.
Lady: And then?
Rico: An' da cookie's fortune!
Skipper: And the fortune cookies. So just the fish, the rice, the soep and the fortune cookies, and that's it.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: *Chuckles briefly* And then, uh, u can put it in a brown paper bag, and come put it in my flipper 'cause I'm ready to eat.
Lady: And theeeen?
Skipper: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!
*Kowalski, Rico, and Private look at each other worriedly*
Lady: And theeeeeeeeen?
Skipper: NO! NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO END THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: No and then!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: No! No and then!
Lady: And theeeen?
Skipper: You're starting to tick me off lady!
Lady: And theeeeeen?
Skipper: And then, hehe, I'm gonna come in there, and I'M GONNA PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR **** IF u SAY AND THEN AGAIN!
*Long silence; all that's heard is Skipper's hard breathing*
Lady: AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN!
*Skipper throws phone at the wall; runs out of HQ; driving sounds are heard*
Private: Do u hear laughter?
*Rico picks up the phone and hears someone laughing hard*
Rico: Uh-huh.
Kowalski: *Into phone* Hellooooo?
Lady: Who is this?
Kowalski: Uh, Kowalski?
Lady: And theeeeeen?
*Kowalski growls angrily*
Lady: Oh, door the way, this is Rebekah that u are speaking with.
*Silence*
Rico: Woah.

—The End
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This was VERY fun to write. I wrote this in either March of April. I didn't change anything about this, except for a few words that were spelled wrong. Please enjoy! *grins evilly*

peacebaby7, BOLTravolta and 8 others like this

Icicle1penguin Lol, you gotta love that PoM video! XD Blowhole looked pissed. X3

KowalSkip9 ^Yes, yes he did. XD

carsfan XD lol! I really liked it! it was fun to read! XD

Kowalski355 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD wait for it and theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn DDDDDDD XD lol!

KowalSkip9 carsfan & Kowalski355: I'm glad you like! This story took FOREVER to write. I had to watch the video OVER and OVER again (no Internet, only what I had recorded on my camcorder). This took, um, about one or two hours to do. ^^

Hijinata dramatic twsit! XD lol.

EppofangirlXD LOL. I loved that vid! XD AND THEN?

kowalskiro HAHA!!!!!!! That was so funny!!!! Nice ending by the way!!

kowalkielol two words: lol i cannot count !! jk XD

candlefairy_13 This is like the Chinese restaurant scene in "Dude, Where's My Car?". I luv it!! XD

KowalSkip9 ^That answers my question that I never asked! I was always wondering what it came from, but was too lazy to search it up.

kowalskiro Can I put this on Deviantart with my OC Ruthless? This sounds like something she would do.

KowalSkip9 ^That's fine! I don't mind. Send me the link to it when you post it! ^_^

kowalskiro Sure!! Thanks!!

SummerPoM EAUHAEUHAEUHEAHUEUH' AND THEEEEEEEEEN?! xD Skipper: OH MY I HATE YOU!! *Silence* Skipper: Er...and then? xD

ImAnEasel XD Lol, this was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I don't know who Rebeckah is, but she sounds funny! X3 Is she your OC?

KowalSkip9 ^Yeah, she's my OC. I'm glad you find her funny. ^^

peacebaby7 OMG THIS WAS TOO DARN FUNNY! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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Avian Malaria Chapter 2: avondeten, diner For One

posted by legendary7

Private rushed to the HQ, and straight into his bunk. There he laid wailing into his pillow. Unfortunately, with all his stress, he didn't notice the burning smell of smoke. His hoofdkussen, kussen grew damp underneath his face. Both of his failures played through his mind like a degrading movie. The meer he thought, the worse he felt. Skipper's so mad at me! I'm such a failure! How could I mess up twice?! Private screamed in his mind.
We headed into the habitat in disbelief. I rushed into through the hole first. Smoke filtered the room, and it was coming from the oven. As always, we all-well except for...

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Abigail chapter four

posted by misscrazel

"No" zei Skipper, "why would that help?" He crumpled the paper. "Wait!" He said.
"What?!" asked Private.
"I know what happend!"

Abigail's past 1st person
......................................................................................................
I could hardly see through the tears. "Skipper!" I cried, pulling away from my mother. I ran after Skipper and my unfaimiliar father. I knew I could save my younger brother. After all dad wanted both of us. Our parents had divorced right after Skipper was born. Our mom got both of us and ever since then our dad wanted one of us.

It's my bedtime now I'll write meer later.

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Celeste Chapter 9

posted by legendary7

Private didn't even have to lift his head to tell it wasn't Skipper. Skipper's feathers were softer, and he felt like a much meer comfortable pillow. He was so deep in thought that, when the pinguïn moved; he jumped up.
Private breathed out a sigh of relief.
"No need to be alarmed, Private. It's just me." Kowalski consoled.
"Where's Skipper? Wait! Where's Celeste?!" Private cried.
"He went fishing, but he didn't want to wake you. So he told me to let u sleep." Kowalski explained. Private nodded. "By the way, Celeste is over there sleeping. Why does it matter?"
Private flinched. "It doesn't. I...

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Celeste Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

They dashed through the water. Rocky waves thrashed above. A stormy sky blew its wrath upon the ocean. It was like a child's tantrum, pelting rain to the water's surface non-stop. Every trace of light from the sky was masked door the clouds.
Beneath the surface of the water were the five penguins. Rico was occupying himself door snacking on every vis that swam by. They were actually quite beautiful with a certain grace. Their vivid colored scales shimmered under the reflected light.
Skipper turned his head to find Private missing from his side. He stopped, and scanned around for his soldier. His...

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Vampire Epidemic Chapter 3

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 3
It was finally morning! Skipper had returned from roaming the streets of New York, looking for Blowhole. “Rico, where is Private, Kowalski, and Pat?” Skipper asked. “They are vampires!” Rico grunted. “What?!” Skipper asked. “So is my father!” a little voice yelled from behind the stuffed prize fish. Gloria, who had woken up after Mumble became a vampire, jumped down into the HQ. “Erik! Honey, are u in here?” Gloria spouted, with tears streaming from her eyes. “I’m behind the stuffed fish!” Skipper opened the vis and Erik zipped to his crying mother. “Mama,...

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Body Swap Part 4

posted by sowem

The group left destruction everywhere they searched, but Joey just kicked all of them out of his habitat. Skipper enjoyed destroying Julien's habitat.

Skipper: Lets look in the Park.

Private: Wait a minute! That's him!
Private pointed to Kowalski trying to swim to their island with Maurice's body.

Everyone went into the penguins habitat. Kowalski jumped through the hole into the HQ and activated lockdown.

Kowalski: That should keep them out for about 2 hours, maybe?

He quickly rushed into the lab and went here and there to finish the straal, ray in time.
He thought for a minute.

Kowalski: How am I going to...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (4) Father and Son

posted by peacebaby7

Day 5

“How we lookin’ Private?” Eve asked approaching him. They were in a small hut not too far from the prison.

“Everything’s running smoothly. Did u talk to Skipper?”

“Yeah. He’s proud of you.” Private smiled.

“Really?” Eve patted his shoulder.

“You bet. He thinks of u as a son u know.”

“Wow…he has been like a father to me.” Eve smiled. “Eve…can I ask u something?”

“Sure. Anything.”

“Do u like Skipper?”

Eve opened her beak to speak, but ended up saying: “Uh…I…well…”

Private giggled. “It’s okay. Your secret is veilig with me.”

Eve...

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The Black Death Chapter 11: Emotions Sparking

posted by legendary7

Note: Heyo, peeps! After this chapter, the following ones are going to be shorter.

Private's body fell rapidly into the electric powered machine. Finally he hit the bottom blades with a PLOP. In that moment he prepped himself for being ground up. The seconden past-nothing happened. Still, the razors dug into his back. The pinguïn laid there-stuck-shaken.
What had just happened? Was this real? Would he open his eyes-still in bed? It was worth a shot. His eyes slowly opened. Nope, still in the funnel. All over his body, he was covered in guts and blood. He was startled at first, but soon was certain...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (8) Life of Death

posted by peacebaby7

March 21, 2012
1628 hours

    Marlene invited Elizabeth for a walk through Central Park. Not wanting to be rude, Elizabeth accepted.

    “So what was it like? Being a nurse for all those people must’ve been hard work.”

    “Yeah, it got difficult sometimes. Especially when we had to break the news to the family when a loved one passed on.”

    “I can imagine. So you’ve never been married then?” Elizabeth looked sideways at her for a moment, knowing she had to lie.

    “Nope. Always...

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Finding the Light: (4) Kowalski's Back

posted by peacebaby7

The four of them went deep in thought, wondering how they were going to get out of this. After several minutes, Skipper heard something…it was Rico’s stomach growling. That gave him an idea. He whispered to Rico. “Hey Rico…”

“Hm?”

“Are u hungry?” Rico nodded, confused. “You know Rico…those vis look very tasty…” Rico looked over to the bucket of vis that a kreeft left volgende to the door, causing his stomach to growl even more. “You want those vis Rico?”

“Uh-huh…” Rico zei sadly. “Then what are u waiting for? All u gotta do is break out of those restraints…”...

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Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No u just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are u annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* u just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for u are not sentient. u just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But u just zei that u know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: u lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will...

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Fred's Conversation with Cleverbot ;)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Who is this.

User: I'm Fred.

Cleverbot: You're fred?

User: Yeah. Well that's what my parents named me. It could have changed since then.

Cleverbot: How do I know you're not lying?

User: How do I know I'm not lying?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a nice person.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Ask me a real question.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Person, place, of thing?

User: What?

Cleverbot: So how would u define yourself? Are u yourself because of your actions, of are your actions based on who u are?

User: I'm a squirrel.

Cleverbot: Yes u are a squirrel.

User: Uh-huh.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Um good. I guess.

Cleverbot: You're hopeless...

User: hallo that's what Granny tells me!

Cleverbot: *facepalm*

User: Why are u hitting yourself?

Stupid Crazy Love voorbeeld

posted by peacebaby7

2001

"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda zei happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He zei in his Danish accent. "Then door the powers invested in me...I now pronounce u man and wife. u may kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their vrienden stood and clapped lightly.

3 Years Later...

Hans came running into the apartment, he was still wearing his military uniform, but it...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 8

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8

Skipper made his way into the Clock Tower, and just like the last time he was there in the normal castle, a quick flash of light came and went and the fingers on the clock both started to move. They both landed on the six, which was on the top, boven instead of the bottom due to everything in the kasteel being in reverse. And just like the last time, it rang thirteen times. Dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong…dong… dong…dong…dong. The floor opened and Skipper made his way up. When he arrived he found an elevator just like the last time, but instead of going...

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PoM Version) Chapter 6

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 6

Skipper made his way back to the Clock Tower. When he entered the room, a quick flash of light came and went, and the two fingers of the giant clock in the room were both rotating in different directions. They both landed on the six, and the clock made a total of thirteen toll sounds. After that extra toll sound the middle of the floor opened, and Skipper made his way down. When he made his way down he found a small elevator that looked like it will only go down, so he used it to go down. Once he arrived at the bottom he was in a pitch, black room, Skipper couldn't see a thing. Suddenly,...

Madagascar Epilogue: Part 3

posted by peacebaby7

Madagascar

Morning...

Skipper: "OK! Team Alpha! You'll be in charge of collecting wood & bamboo. Team Airborn! u make the platform! Team Luke Skywalker! Start weaving some vines! Go!"

Julien: "Maurice! Who put the smelly waterbird in charge of things!"

Maurice: "You did, your highness."

Julien: "HA! I would never do such things...."

Maurice: "You zei so at the meeting! u didn't want to miss your royal pampering...remember?"

Julien: "Speaking of my royal pampering...WHERE IS MY COCONUT SMOOTHIE!"

Maurice: "Comin' right up, your majesty."

Mort: "Can I pamper da feet?"

Julien: "NO! I am always...

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New to the Zoo... (Part 5) The last scene...

posted by peacebaby7

Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do u think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to u talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic muziek can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that muziek playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are u all?"

Private:...

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Skipper and Marlene (Blooper?)

posted by 27Kowalski

I don't know if u can call this a "Blooper," but whatever. I wrote this 'cause I was inspired door peacebaby7's "Penguins Bloopers" articles. So yeah, enjoy!

Director: Okay, for the volgende scene... Um... Oh yeah, right. Skipper, Marlene, u have to kiss each others.

Skipper and Marlene: WHAT?!

Director: u heard me. Now do it.

Skipper and Marlene: Ah, fine... *kiss*

(Skipper and Marlene's REAL thoughts: YEAH! FINALLY!)

Kowalski: *laughs out loud* I can't believe they're actually doing that!

Director: Oh, CUT!

Marlene and Skipper: *stop kissing each others and look at Kowalski in anger*

Director: Kowalski!...

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Lt_Kowalski VS Annoying oranje (Twitter)

posted by KaylaFoxeh

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ -3-

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange >=D

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Merp.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Huh?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Hey. hallo KOWALSKI!! HEY!!!

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I will ignore that..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Knife.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange I have a cup and a juicer door my side.. Want a round?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Naaaaa. I'm good bro :3

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Then verplaats back a bit because I have a lemon..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Whut....

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Nothing..

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ Ms.Gomez shall get you.~

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Who the hell is that?

@Ann0ying_Orange @Lt_Kowalski_ MS.GOMEZZZZZ. MAH SELENA GOMEZZZZ. DAT GOMEZZZZ.

@Lt_Kowalski_ @Ann0ying_Orange Uhh... That didn't make sense.. Why don't u crawl into a #pantry and die already..

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Nine - The Final Battle(Part Two)

posted by KowalskiRocks

As I zei in the last chapter, they couldn't keep dodging the laser beams forever. So what did they do?
Well, the answer was simple. Rico barfed up a stick of dynamite and blew up the laser. Ikala was not happy.
I: Do u realize what you've just done? It took me ten years to build that! And that's not including the time it took me just to design the blueprint!
Me: Dude, u seriously need to get a life.
I: Oh I will get a life. I'll take yours! *Starts blasting them with balls of darkness from his flippers*(Remember, they can do magic. If u have any other vragen u can ask me in the comments.)...