Kowalski's in the park putting the finishing touches on his new laser. I find him and see what's going on.
Me: What are u doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)
Me: (groaning)
K: Monique, are u feeling alright? (no response for 8 minutes)
Me: (getting up) Wow, what a headache.
K: I never expected that to happen.
Me: I better go get some aspirin from home. (limping to my invisible house in the park)
K: What's with your leg?
Me: Hmm, I'm not to sure.
Later
Me: Hmm, aspirin's not working to well. (zapping aspirin, turning them into small brains) What just happened? (looking in bathroom mirror) And now, I'm green! (sarcastically) JUST GREAT, JUST WONDERFUL!
Mastique: (coming in) Mom, is everything okay? (looking at me)Z-z-z-z-z-zombie!!!
Me: What? No, Mastique! (she runs away) Mastique, wait! (i feel my chest) Oh no! My heart's not beating! I've gotta find Kowalski! (limps out of the bathroom)
At the pinguïn HQ
Mastique: Dad, I think u might be responsible for this, but Mom has turned into a zombie!!!
K: Mastique, I've dealt with that sort of thing before with Private and Rico and we ended up sending ourselves and Skipper in the infermary!
Mastique: But this isn't a mistake made door the senses, this is the real deal! (I fall flat on my face in the HQ)
Me: Kowalski...!
S: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHERMAN'S GERDLES HAPPENED TO HER?
K: Oh man, I should've known this would happen!
Me: What's happened to me? TELL ME of YOUR SUCULENT CEREBRAL CORTEX BECOMES MY LUNCH!
K: Looks like when the Undeadinator zapped Monique, it left her dead for 8 minuten to cause her to be brought back to life again. And since she was alive when she was zapped, she slowly became a zombie!
P: Is there a cure?
K: I'll try to make an antidote before midnight. In the meantime, keep yourself in control, Monique. (I'm gone) Monique?
Mastique: We need to go find her. Dad, try to make that antidote as fast as u can.
P: Just make sure it's not raw of sour!
K: Private, this is no time to make impressions of Gordan Ramsay. I just need to get to work.
At the lemur habitat
Julien: Alright, Jessica. Prepare to be beaten door the bootie of the king, which is me, in this bootie shaking competition!
Jessica: In your dreams, Dad! (I limp into the lemur habitat)
Me: I'm here to eat your brains, Julien!
Jessica: Grandma Monique, what's wrong with you?
Me: I'm just hungry for brains! (trying to eat Julien's brain) Can't find any. (Skipper, Rico, Private, and Mastique come in)
S: Let's not get too fiesty!
Mastique: Let's hope Dad finishes that antidote.
Me: I...need...brains!!! (limps away like crazy)
K: (quickly coming in) I just finished the antidote. Where's Monique?
S: Your wife just left. She's fast for a zombie.
Mastique: She might either eat David's brain of pass out from starvation of brains before midnight.
K: I better give her the antidote and quick!
In the park
Me: Need...brains...! (Kowalski leaps in front of me)
K: Monique, get a hold of yourself!
Me: u don't understand! I'm in desparate need for brains! (singing "Brains" from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy")
K: Well, FYI, David's not on Earth right now, everyone in town is either too busy of asleep! If you're so desparate for brains, why don't u digest my Grade A Science brain?
Me: I...I...I can't!
K: (quieter) Yea, I thought so. Take this antidote and you'll be alright in the morning.
Me: Alright. (I take the antidote and fall unconscious)
The volgende morning
On a bench in the zoo
Me: (slowly waking up) What am I doing here? (feeling my chest for a heartbeat) Phew, I'm back.
K: (walking up) Looks like I found a successful cure for Chronic Zombiism after all.
Me: Oh, if i hurt u of scared u in any way, I'm so sorry.
K: Don't worry. I didn't get scared. Mastique on the other hand was pretty terrified, but i'm not sure if it's because she saw u as a zombie of it's because she knew i had someting to do with it.
Me: Well, feels great to be completely alive again. (we both laugh)
The End
Me: What are u doing, Kowalski?
K: Oh, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my new Undeadinator.
Me: Let me guess, it brings anyone back from the dead?
K: And plants. Now, i just need to find a target.
Me: How about that dead sunflower across the street. (pointing across the street)
K: Good thinking. Now, I just need to aim percisely. (Kowalski shoots the laser, but instead of hitting the dead sunflower, it hits a truck with a mirror on it and bounces back to me knocking me on the ground)
Me: (groaning)
K: Monique, are u feeling alright? (no response for 8 minutes)
Me: (getting up) Wow, what a headache.
K: I never expected that to happen.
Me: I better go get some aspirin from home. (limping to my invisible house in the park)
K: What's with your leg?
Me: Hmm, I'm not to sure.
Later
Me: Hmm, aspirin's not working to well. (zapping aspirin, turning them into small brains) What just happened? (looking in bathroom mirror) And now, I'm green! (sarcastically) JUST GREAT, JUST WONDERFUL!
Mastique: (coming in) Mom, is everything okay? (looking at me)Z-z-z-z-z-zombie!!!
Me: What? No, Mastique! (she runs away) Mastique, wait! (i feel my chest) Oh no! My heart's not beating! I've gotta find Kowalski! (limps out of the bathroom)
At the pinguïn HQ
Mastique: Dad, I think u might be responsible for this, but Mom has turned into a zombie!!!
K: Mastique, I've dealt with that sort of thing before with Private and Rico and we ended up sending ourselves and Skipper in the infermary!
Mastique: But this isn't a mistake made door the senses, this is the real deal! (I fall flat on my face in the HQ)
Me: Kowalski...!
S: WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHERMAN'S GERDLES HAPPENED TO HER?
K: Oh man, I should've known this would happen!
Me: What's happened to me? TELL ME of YOUR SUCULENT CEREBRAL CORTEX BECOMES MY LUNCH!
K: Looks like when the Undeadinator zapped Monique, it left her dead for 8 minuten to cause her to be brought back to life again. And since she was alive when she was zapped, she slowly became a zombie!
P: Is there a cure?
K: I'll try to make an antidote before midnight. In the meantime, keep yourself in control, Monique. (I'm gone) Monique?
Mastique: We need to go find her. Dad, try to make that antidote as fast as u can.
P: Just make sure it's not raw of sour!
K: Private, this is no time to make impressions of Gordan Ramsay. I just need to get to work.
At the lemur habitat
Julien: Alright, Jessica. Prepare to be beaten door the bootie of the king, which is me, in this bootie shaking competition!
Jessica: In your dreams, Dad! (I limp into the lemur habitat)
Me: I'm here to eat your brains, Julien!
Jessica: Grandma Monique, what's wrong with you?
Me: I'm just hungry for brains! (trying to eat Julien's brain) Can't find any. (Skipper, Rico, Private, and Mastique come in)
S: Let's not get too fiesty!
Mastique: Let's hope Dad finishes that antidote.
Me: I...need...brains!!! (limps away like crazy)
K: (quickly coming in) I just finished the antidote. Where's Monique?
S: Your wife just left. She's fast for a zombie.
Mastique: She might either eat David's brain of pass out from starvation of brains before midnight.
K: I better give her the antidote and quick!
In the park
Me: Need...brains...! (Kowalski leaps in front of me)
K: Monique, get a hold of yourself!
Me: u don't understand! I'm in desparate need for brains! (singing "Brains" from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy")
K: Well, FYI, David's not on Earth right now, everyone in town is either too busy of asleep! If you're so desparate for brains, why don't u digest my Grade A Science brain?
Me: I...I...I can't!
K: (quieter) Yea, I thought so. Take this antidote and you'll be alright in the morning.
Me: Alright. (I take the antidote and fall unconscious)
The volgende morning
On a bench in the zoo
Me: (slowly waking up) What am I doing here? (feeling my chest for a heartbeat) Phew, I'm back.
K: (walking up) Looks like I found a successful cure for Chronic Zombiism after all.
Me: Oh, if i hurt u of scared u in any way, I'm so sorry.
K: Don't worry. I didn't get scared. Mastique on the other hand was pretty terrified, but i'm not sure if it's because she saw u as a zombie of it's because she knew i had someting to do with it.
Me: Well, feels great to be completely alive again. (we both laugh)
The End
Me:well that should do it
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volgende morning
Harry:I am telling u someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were paswoord
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
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volgende morning
Harry:I am telling u someone open the chamber of secrets
Me:and now something is came out of that who knows what it is
Ron:well whatever it is I hope it doesn't came to us
Hermonie:well it can kill people there's 4 people
Me:I think
Hermoime:mrs.Norris,Justin,headless nick,and Colin
Me:but how can nick die if he's already dead
Harry:who knows
Ron:and well-
Skipper:*running/waddle* Harry I don't know who did it but come and see
At the griffindory house
Me:someone who is a griffindory could of came in here no one knows are were paswoord
Private:I bet they were looking for something
Harry:well they found it Tom Riddle's diary is gone
End of part 8 Guess who stope Tom Riddle's diary
Okay. I was recently chatting with someone on this spot (I will not release his name) and he had told me something that I cannot ignore. He told me that some of u guys feel discriminated against, and that u believe we fangirls want u permenantly removed from this spot. I just wanted to publicly state, that this is NOT true!! Just because we make a few harmless jokes here and there, that dosn't mean we want to get rid of you. I personally believe that not all guys are sexist pigs. Now, I hope we can put this little incident behind us. Thank u all for your time.
~Lilly~
~Lilly~
