Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a pinda boter winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist.
K: (yelling) WHAT DID u SAY?
Me: Alright, settle down.
K: (strangling Julien) SAY IT TO MY FACE, LEMUR!!
Me: Speaking of which, Kowalski, have u tried to persuade yourself to occupy your time in a way that didn't involve any of your science experiments?
K: Well, I did a word search.
Me: And?
K: (shamefully) I ended up teleporting myself into the word search.
Me: Then, it's time u should try to find some time to get out of the lab. (Phil does some sign language)
Mason: Phil is saying, "Kowalski, I don't see why u don't just make your scientific obsession useful door taking care of the world's neat freaks?" (slaps Phil upside the head) Keep it up, Scary Stinkzilla!
R: (translated) THAT'S the kind of attitude that encourages those to fear me and treat me like a freak!
Me: How does that make u feel?
R: Ashamed, alone and an outcast. It's like they're the most crazed Lenards in the world. (yelling to the back corner) No offense.
Lenard: (from back corner) NONE TAKEN!
KJ: Either that, of you're just the most oblivious, psychoticest, mental pinguïn ever.
Me: Julien, you're out of line!
KJ: That's KING Julien!
K: (sarcastically) Yea, like u REALLY have royal blood in you. And I should know, I checked Julien's blood while he was sleeping.
P: Ewww! And, also, I need a hit.
Becky: Looks like someone's...
Stacy: ... off the wagon!
Me: Becky, Stacy, we talked about gaining up on others. u girls need to find your own individual voices.
S: What the hell is up with u girls, anyway?
Me: Skipper, u look awfully bitter.
S: I haven't been myself lately.
Me: Is your girlfriend's moble bipolar disorder still causing problems in your relationship?
Marlene: (partially outside of the zoo) Why I outta pounce on you, Skipper and... (partially in the zoo) snuggle you.
P: Well, it could be worse. u could be one of the gorillas.
Bada: Ey, yo, Bing, u ain't gonna shove me.
Bing: I ain't shovin' you, Bada. (they end up fighting)
Me: And, Maurice, how are the pain relief pills for your back working out?
Maurice: They're doing alright. (sits up and his back cracks) OWW!
Mort: (walks out of a closet with a lot of sugar) HEY! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! (eats all the sugar) OH, FIND THE FEET!
KJ: Don't touch the FEET! (kicks Mort out of the window)
Roger: I want my money back.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a pinda boter winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist.
K: (yelling) WHAT DID u SAY?
Me: Alright, settle down.
K: (strangling Julien) SAY IT TO MY FACE, LEMUR!!
Me: Speaking of which, Kowalski, have u tried to persuade yourself to occupy your time in a way that didn't involve any of your science experiments?
K: Well, I did a word search.
Me: And?
K: (shamefully) I ended up teleporting myself into the word search.
Me: Then, it's time u should try to find some time to get out of the lab. (Phil does some sign language)
Mason: Phil is saying, "Kowalski, I don't see why u don't just make your scientific obsession useful door taking care of the world's neat freaks?" (slaps Phil upside the head) Keep it up, Scary Stinkzilla!
R: (translated) THAT'S the kind of attitude that encourages those to fear me and treat me like a freak!
Me: How does that make u feel?
R: Ashamed, alone and an outcast. It's like they're the most crazed Lenards in the world. (yelling to the back corner) No offense.
Lenard: (from back corner) NONE TAKEN!
KJ: Either that, of you're just the most oblivious, psychoticest, mental pinguïn ever.
Me: Julien, you're out of line!
KJ: That's KING Julien!
K: (sarcastically) Yea, like u REALLY have royal blood in you. And I should know, I checked Julien's blood while he was sleeping.
P: Ewww! And, also, I need a hit.
Becky: Looks like someone's...
Stacy: ... off the wagon!
Me: Becky, Stacy, we talked about gaining up on others. u girls need to find your own individual voices.
S: What the hell is up with u girls, anyway?
Me: Skipper, u look awfully bitter.
S: I haven't been myself lately.
Me: Is your girlfriend's moble bipolar disorder still causing problems in your relationship?
Marlene: (partially outside of the zoo) Why I outta pounce on you, Skipper and... (partially in the zoo) snuggle you.
P: Well, it could be worse. u could be one of the gorillas.
Bada: Ey, yo, Bing, u ain't gonna shove me.
Bing: I ain't shovin' you, Bada. (they end up fighting)
Me: And, Maurice, how are the pain relief pills for your back working out?
Maurice: They're doing alright. (sits up and his back cracks) OWW!
Mort: (walks out of a closet with a lot of sugar) HEY! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! (eats all the sugar) OH, FIND THE FEET!
KJ: Don't touch the FEET! (kicks Mort out of the window)
Roger: I want my money back.
I Wanna Control u - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't u listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed door ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make u mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope u shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
———
If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if u spot anything u know is a mistake.
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't u listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed door ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make u mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope u shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
———
If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if u spot anything u know is a mistake.
I love The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only vragen I ever ask are:
Why don't meer people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? of the 5th of May?
This toon is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The meer I watch this show, the meer I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope u all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
The only vragen I ever ask are:
Why don't meer people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? of the 5th of May?
This toon is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The meer I watch this show, the meer I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope u all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.