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March 06, 2000
0739 hours


"Hey! Are u okay?" Fahlcon crouched low to avoid gunfire, and ran to the man on the ground hidden behind a slope clutching his shoulder. Once he got to him, he lied his gun down and examined his wound. It was deep. He couldn't even see the bullet. Blood covered his entire shoulder and he was sweating. There was sign of infection. "What's your name soldier?" Fahlcon asked. "Hans...Hans Gruber." The man answered. He spoke with a Danish accent. He had dark hair and hazel eyes. Fahlcon swung his geweer-, geweer on his back and helped him up. Half carrying him, he managed to get Hans to a helicopter, and Hans was taken to the hospital.

0843 hours

Hans was laid out on a hospital bed. The surgery was successful. The bullet was taken out and the infected tissues were removed. His shoulder was sore...but definitely a lot better. Suddenly his nurse came in. It was her first visit to Hans's room. "Hi, I'm Nurse Taylor. How are u feeling today Mr. Gruber?" Hans hadn't even realized she zei anything. He was in a daze. She was gorgeous. She had blonde wavy hair that fell over her shoulders like rays of sunshine. The most extravagant blue eyes that lit a room up like-- "Mr. Gruber? Are u okay?" She asked, interrupting his thoughts. "Oh! Yes, I'm sorry. I'm fine." Nurse Taylor smiled and began checking him over. She listened to his heart, changed his bandages, and took his temperature. Hans didn't take his eyes off of her for a single second. "Is there anything else u need Mr. Gruber?" Hans didn't want to burden her. "No. I'm fine." He zei softly. He looked down at her left hand. No ring. Hans smiled and his eyes followed her out. He had felt something just then that he had never felt in his whole life. He was in love.

March 11, 2000
1108 hours


After a couple of days of bed rest, Hans was going to be released. Before he went, he had to see Nurse Taylor again. She was checking another patients charts when he found her. "Oh, hello, Ms. Taylor." Hans zei casually. Taylor looked up from her charts. In the past few days they'd became good friends. They enjoyed each other's company. "Oh, hello, Hans. I told you, please, call me Amanda." She zei beaming. Hans took a moment to take in her smile. "Um, is something wrong?" Amanda asked in response to Hans's silence. "Oh, nothing. Um, I must ask..." He was interrupted when a man came up to Amanda...and kissed her square on the lips. Hans's hart-, hart sunk. "Hey babe. Who ya talkin' to?" The man asked. "This is Hans. The man I told u I treated. Hans, this is my boyfriend Jim." Jim extended his hand. "Nice to meet you." In the time Amanda and him had spent, she gave no indication she was in a relationship. Hans took his hand and they shook. "Nice to meet u too..." Hans said, his hart-, hart still sinking. "What did u need to ask me?" Amanda asked. Hans put on a fake smile. "Nothing. Never mind. I already know the answer." He zei glancing at Jim. He then nodded, zei goodbye, then left without another word.

Military Base

Hans was greeted with warm smiles and pats on the back. Once he got back with his unit, his commanding officer, Captain Leeland, cut his target practice short so his shoulder could heal fast and easy. Now Hans was heading to mess hall. Walking in he saw the man that had saved him on the battlefield. He hadn't thought about him since he met Amanda. It occurred to him that he didn't even know his name yet. He decided that now was as good a time as any. He grabbed a tray of food and walked over to the tafel, tabel he was sitting at. He was talking to another man. When he approached him, the man that had saved him gave him a weird look. "Don't I know you?" He asked. Hans sat down across the tafel, tabel from him. "Yes, that's what I came over here for. u saved my life a few days ago. I came to thank you." He told him. "Oh! That's right! How's that shoulder?" He asked admiring his arm in its sling. "Better thanks to you. u know, I never caught your name?" Hans asked. The other man extended his hand across the table. "Alexander Fahlcon. My vrienden call me Skipper. You're...Hans? Right?" He asked. "Yes. Hans Gruber." Hans answered, taking Skipper's hand and shaking it. "Nice to officially meet you." Skipper smiled. The two of them talked fro the rest of lunch.

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For the past couple of weeks Hans and Skipper had become good friends. However Hans spent as much time as he could visiting Amanda at the hospital. The two of them had coffee almost every morning. Hans was on his way to the hospital now. Once he got there, he saw a woman and Jim talking. Then they kissed. Hans couldn't watch. He entered the hospital and Amanda had just come out of the break room.

"Amanda?" Hans said, confused. He just saw Jim outside with a blonde...He'd just assumed it was Amanda. "What? Is something wrong Hans?" She asked with a look of concern on her face. Hans didn't want to hurt her; he couldn't bring himself to cause her that kind of pain, no matter how much he wanted her. He turned around just in time to see Jim and the blonde walking in talking and laughing. Then they went their separate ways. "No, I'm sorry." Hans and Amanda went for coffee as planned.

Once they returned, Amanda went to start her new rounds, and Hans caught Jim walking into the break room...alone. Still infuriated with him, Hans walked into the room. "Oh hallo Hans! What's--" Jim was interrupted when Hans grabbed his overhemd, shirt collar. "You listen to me. I saw u this morning with that other woman. I vill tell u this once so you'd better listen good. u have found yourself the perfect woman. She's smart, funny, spontaneous, beautiful, caring, and wonderful in every way. So if u break her heart, I break your face. Understood?" Hans told him. Jim nodded in fear. Hans let go of his kraag with a push. He turned around and froze. Amanda was standing there with tears welling up in her eyes. Jim and Hans stood there waiting for her to say something. "Um...I'm not sure how much of that u could hear..." Hans zei scratching the back of his neck. "I heard it all Hans. I saw u come in here and I followed. Did u really mean all those things u said?" She asked. Jim stood straighter in anger. "You're really gonna listen to this guy?!" He asked angrily. "Shut up Jim. I knew u were cheating on me. I just didn't wanna believe it. Did u Hans?" She repeated, stepping closer to Hans. Jim stormed out as Hans answered. "Of course I did..." Hans answered softly, looking into Amanda's eyes. Amanda leaned vooruit, voorwaarts and kissed him. Hans kissed her back. It was what he'd been waiting to do since he had first laid eyes on her. It was better than he ever imagined it would be.

September 28, 2001
1547 hours


"Do you, Amanda Claythorne, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" Asked the preacher. "I do." Amanda zei happily. The preacher smiled. "And do you, Hans Gruber, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Hans looked at his wife to be. "I do." He zei in his Danish accent. "Then door the powers invested in me...I now pronounce u man and wife. u may kiss your bride." The preacher announced. Amanda and Hans shared a kiss, and their vrienden stood and clapped lightly.
*Skipper wakes up and sees King Julien*
Skipper: Ringtail.... why'd u wake me up?
Julien: Because, Skipper! We're going to spy on the other teams!
Skipper: What?
Julien: Yeah! Don't u want to win?
Skipper: Well, I would like to see what that Kitty person is up to....
Julien: Alright! Lets be going now!
*Skipper and Julien look into the window of Team TP's cabin*
Skipper: I'm not sure about this Ringtail..... they're sleeping!
Julien: What? Oh, right. All I wanted to do was put they're hands in a bowl of cold water!
Skipper: What?? Okay. Ringtail, i'm going back to bed. Goodnight.
Julien: Well fine!...
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posted by ImAnEasel
This is my first ever article, just so u know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)

Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his krat in the pinguïn habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the seconde tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short pinguïn with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, u can call me Skipper. This is Rico."...
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volgende morning 10:00 am...

skipper woke up, feeling dizzy, strange and confused, he remembered last ninght, and then thought on what happened on brazil....

"wow, looks like someone doesn't feel really good" Private zei sarcasticly as he let out a small grin which the other 3 penguins could not see

"sorry Skipper, but after what happened last night, we thought u shoud sleep more" kowalski pointed out

Skipper let out a large yawn and looked at them, then, he answered "don't worry actually, I was thinking on making this a free day!" he said, trying o hide his anger with a small false smile

he left...
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posted by ally11
Private:LET ME GO
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u love the lunacorns? I love the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
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(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- LOVE PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I zei that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out volgende jaar
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?
posted by anna446
as marlene as getting to home pagina julion came.he told marlene about the prom he's planing
marlene:wow a prom.
julion:yes a prom and I was hopeing that if I be the prom king wich I am sure I'll be then can u be my prom qween?
marlene:no but thanks for asking.
julion leaves
(at the penguins habitat)
julion: hello silly penguins I am to be asking u to come to the prom I am hosting?
skipper:*spit take* what but we are...
julion:marlene is going to the prom.
skipper:fine we'll go.men comences operachin:prom night.
(at the party)
skipper:men keep a eye out for marlene.
marlene:hey guys.
(descritchen:marlene is...
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posted by anna446
one night as a storm hit marlene was asleep but mort came in and he could not sleep. marlene remembered a song her mom used to sing to her when she could't sleep so as she put mort on an spare bed she sang:

go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from u will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here

as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team zei that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?
20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 jaar old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do u want to play? u can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw u in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take u on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even meer fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way meer funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...
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posted by SummerPoM
Chapter 5 - Underwater

Near Bermuda Triangle, 3 a.m.

The morning sky was a little cloudy, but it was not hard to see what was ahead.
"How many kilometers away is Bermuda Triangle?", Skipper asked Kowalski.
"About 7 of 8 miles. Probably there will be turbulence", Kowalski said. "We will be in the driehoek soon."

The time passed fast. Very fast.
Kowalski was sleepy, like Private, Rico, Marlene and the others, except Skipper. His coffee was infallible.
"Want one?" Skipper zei as he offered a cup of coffee for him.
"Thanks, Skipper", Kowalski said, yawning and put the plane on automatic control. "But...
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posted by alexrusso-213
(at the zoo)
Alex:so came and raise your glass-oh were here
Harry:yeah
Mars:look at the penguins
Skipper:cute and cuddly boys cute and cuddly
Private:skipper look 14 jaar olds
Kowalski:they may not be insurers
Alex:oh how cute!
Skipper:well hello
Mars:Alex look
Alex:what?
(Harry came with a Rose)
Harry:for u
Alex:aw
Ron:egh
Hermione:RON!
skipper:so there a boyfriend well 2 can play that game
Private:really?
Skipper:agh
Mars:hey look a singing competen
Alex:here I am once again feeling lost but know and then I breath it in to let it go and u don't know where u are know (Alex sang "Make it Shine")
posted by juhpink
- Heeeeey there!!!!!- zei Julien.
-Ringtail?What are u doing here?- Repleid Skipper.
-I am here just to invite u All for my Ball.
-No, thank you.
-Ahahah, don't say no for the king!
-Look, Julien, we have a lot of things to do, I am sorry.
-But it will be the passionates ' s night, I am going to take my future girlfriend.
Before Skipper open his beak, Julien said:
-I will see u there, take a girl.
-Guys, tonight we are going to the ball.Get ready.
-But Skipper, who are we going with?
Skipper was going to invite Doris, but he wouldn't do it with Kowalski.
-Skipper?
-Ah, I know. We will go to the city...
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Was a calm afternoon in the hg. Private was helping Kowalski. Rico was dating Sra. Percky and Skipper was trying to understand what Kowalski was doing. Private was kind of hungry and asked Skipper if he could have a meal. Skipper liked the idea and went outside to get the meal. He started walking calmly. Marlene saw Skipper and asked him what he was doing. And Skipper said:
-I going to get a meal for Private.
-That is Nice.Can I go with you?????
-Of course.Came on here, Marlene.
Marlene went there and they started talking about the weather.
Marlene ‘ s face always shines when they were talking...
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posted by alexpotter333
Alex:gee who knew that it was going to be a heat wave
Ron:I did Alex
Alex:then why didn't u tell me dude
Harry:alright don't fight
Herimone:just have a nice dag and-
Alex:you guys sound a lot like parents
Ron:yep
Harry:just came on and let's go see penguins
Alex:yahhhhh!
(at the pinguïn habit)
Ron:why do we have to see stupid penguins
(Alex slaps Ron)
Harry:cause it's her birthday Ron
Ron:when its my birthday we'll do something better
Alex:yeah right I bet you'll have it with pigs oink oink oink oink
Ron:shut up Alex
Alice:no fighting around HERE!
Alex:alright Alice sheesh
Ron:sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed
(then laugh)
A/N: I really like this chapter, it's short, but full of so much! At least to me it is. Now the story is just starting! ☺

Chapter 2 (WOW)

    I gave Junior back to Skipper and walked over to the door. ‘Who would this be? They all have the key; plus, we took up this whole floor of this apartment building!’ I rethink about opening the door for the safety of my family. With steadiness in me, I open the door to find two strange looking…well one was a person, the other I was baffled on. The one boy who was clearly human, had black hair, much like every other guy in this...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Skipper woke up about two hours later. For some reason, a strange smell woke him up from his slumber. Ofcourse Skipper went to check it out. As soon as he placed his feet on the floor to check out the crate, Skipper felt a surge of seiring pain race through them. The floor was burning hot. After a few seconds, Skipper realized what was going on...the krat was on fire. He instantly crawled over to Lilly. "Lilly! Come on doll, time to go!" Skipper said, shaking His wife until she woke up. Lilly opened her eyes and saw Skipper at the foot of the bed, getting out a chainsaw. "Skipper! Are you...
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They had reached the inside of the sewer system, it was wide enough for them all to hold hands of flippers, and be in a row. "Whatever happens men, just stay together no matter what trick Pennywise pulls on us," zei Skipper. They gathered in a tight circle, holding appendages. Kowalski felt two hands on his shoulders and hears a dentist's drill. "There is not anything there. I SAID, THERE AIN'T NOTHING THERE," zei Kowalski, then the hands got off his shoulders. Julien began to say a prayer to the Sky Spirits to protect them, it was very quiet while Julien whispered the prayer, when he finished...
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I saw Blowhole and some of his crustacean warriors creating some kind of warp that I can't resist. I though of something that I cannot resist. But when I took a closer peep, they went to my first prize (obviously, was a fish). They knew the code to my toffee, butterscotch lolly, cracked it open, tossed it into the like it was just a feather. One thing they tossed, my lifetime supply of Winkies. It was like they were throwing a million boxes of my life. Oh they will pay alright.

Skipper zei that I should not go there because it could trap me there for eternity. But I couldn't resist them of my butterscotch...
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posted by 67Dodge
"There's a clown out there that has suddenly appeared as soon as Mort is reported missing, so we must make sure to stay on our toes about this," zei Skipper. "I have gotten sources that u may be crazy, maybe it's just some psychotic human in a clown suit scaring people and causing various havoc," zei Private. "Negatory, this "Pennywise" offered me to go down with him into the sewer," zei Skipper. "I have options on his true intention. He might be: A. Someone hired in the park to scare people, B. An evil entity who's sworn goal is to devour, of C. A friendly clown trying to offer people...
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Me:sheesh exams are so hard I am so happy that it's over
Herminoe:well now u have a whole jaar
Me:stop ruining my freedom
Private:well who knows-
Snape:well well what are u doing-
Me:its not your bussines
Snape:do u want dention
Me:no
Harry:his gets on my nevers
Me:well we did get in trouble door wonder in the night
Skipper:whoa whoa and whoa u wonder all night last jaar with out telling us
Me:0.0
Kowalski: well Alex didn't want probaly because she likes like you
Me:WHAT! Who-who zei that
Private:we read your journal
Skipper: *slaps private*
Private:sorry
Me:*blush*
Skipper:so u do like me
Bells...
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Lets see how Skipper and the gang solve this problem that Kowalski has been struck with...

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“WOO HOO! I AM AWESOMNESS!” Kowalski screamed, running around in circles in the park. Kowalski suddenly flopped into a heap, and giggled.

“Oh, that was fun,” Kowalski muttered and stuffed meer candy into his beak. He reached into his bag to grab another flipperful, and gasped.

“SOMEONE ATE ALL MY CANDY! No wait that was me. That means I have to scold myself. How could u Kowalski!? I don’t...
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posted by Katie_Kat200
Chapter One is finished, here's Chapter 2. Finally, Kowalski goes sugar crazy! Lets see how this all unfolds *gets out popcorn*

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Skipper woke up suddenly to an explosion. He looked at the clock. An explosion in Kowalski's lab? At 6:30 in the morning?

Another explosion. Kowalski usually isn't this bad… Skipper thought as he carefully made his way to the lab door. He heard maniacal laughter from behind the steel door.

"Oh great, he probably made himself evil," Skipper thought fearfully, opening the door very carefully....
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