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He was the one putting eye drops in just an uur ago!He’s taking the night shift the day he finds out Skipper was going to be fine! How could I have been so blind?!”

“Eve! Who are u talking about!?” Private called after her, him and Kowalski trying to keep up with her fast pace.

“Manor! Gah! I’m such an idiot!”

“You’re not an idiot, Eve! I should’ve suspected, too!” Kowalski pointed out.

Once they arrived at the prison, Eve stopped and turned to them. “You two stay out here.”

“What?!” Kowalski and Private zei simultaneously.

“I know my way around the infirmary; I don’t need u two to slow me down.” Kowalski and Private tried to protest, but Eve had already turned and entered the prison.

Eve slid around corners and scrambled up the stairs. She stopped abruptly at the entrance to the infirmary, wanting to enter stealthily. She slowly opened the door and quietly stepped in. She peeked in, and when she saw no one, she entered.

She crept across the infirmary, staying hidden in the shadows. When she reached Skipper’s room, she took a deep breath and opened the door.

It opened fast and hit the uithangbord with a thump. Eve stood in combat position as she stared into the empty room, with the exception of the sleeping Skipper. She looked around the vacant infirmary, stepped in, and shut the door behind her. She then approached Skipper until she came to a stop at his side. She gently touched the side of his face, which was cold to the touch, but his hart-, hart was still beating according to the monitors. She pulled the cover up to his chin.

Was she wrong? Manor was nowhere to be seen and Skipper was still alive…could it have been a coincidence that Manor had eye drops and decided to take the night shift? She was about to leave when she heard the knob to the door turning. Panicking, she hid behind a kar, winkelwagen that was sitting idle on the other side of the room. She watched as dim light gradually flowed into the room, along with the eerie sound of the door creaking open. Once the creaking ceased, indicating that the door was fully open, she examined the penguin-shaped shadow that lay on the floor from behind the cart. Her hart-, hart pounded so hard she could barely hear the light pat…pat…pat… of the footsteps the other pinguïn was making. When the pinguïn was visible, she crouched tighter into the shadows.

She couldn’t see his face because his back was turned, but she knew it was Manor. He stopped at the side of the bed and stared at Skipper for a moment, then took the tube that pumped saline into Skipper’s vein in his flipper. Eve’s eye’s widened in shock as Manor started connecting a syringe to the line. She acted without thinking; she leapt to her feet and screamed, “NO!” as she charged at him. Manor whipped around; his eyes were wide with shock as Eve grabbed him door the shoulders and pushed him to the other side of the room. She then pounced on him and pinned him down. “Why!? What logical reason would u have to kill him?!”

Manor laughed. “Like u don’t know. He’s paying me, and he zei not to let anyone get in my way…including you.” He then pushed Eve off of himself, rolled on top, boven of her and pressed his elbow into her trachea. Eve gasped for air when a twinkle caught her eye. The syringe laid on the floor a couple of feet away. She reached for it, grabbed it, and stabbed Manor in the shoulder with it. Manor cried out in pain and Eve was able to push him off.

She gasped for air and rolled back on top, boven of Manor, pinning him down again. “Why would Alastair need to kill him?! Wasn’t sending him to prison enough to satisfy him?!”

Manor grinned evilly. “Go to hell.”

“You first…” Eve placed her flipper on the syringe pump. “Talk.”

“Ha! u don’t have the guts…”

“Try me.” Eve stared hard into Manor’s eyes.

Manor stared hard back and said, “You’re cute. Your little intimidating act may work on everyone else, but not on me.”

For a moment they stared at each other in silence, then Eve said: “Alright, have it your way. Tell Alastair I zei hallo when u get to hell.” Eve began to slowly push the pomp in, and Manor’s smile faded.

She’d injected about a fourth of the solution in when Manor said: “No! Wait! u can’t…you wouldn’t!”

Eve stopped injecting and said: “Then spill.”

“I don’t know! Alastair only told me to kill him! He didn’t give me a reason! Please!”

“I don’t believe you…”

“I’m telling the truth!”

“Good bye…”

“Wait! Fine! Ugh…all he told me was…” He grinned again. “You should’ve been careful of how close we landed to the suture cart.” Eve’s eyes widened, and before she could react, Manor cut into her side with a small scalpel. Unfortunately for Manor, Eve managed to inject the remnants of the syringe into him at the same time. Eve toppled onto her side as she grasped at her wound. Manor got to his feet and pulled the needle out of his arm and held his shoulder. He cringed in pain and fell back down to the floor. Eve watched in horror as Manor began shaking and grasping tight at his chest where his hart-, hart was. He cried out in pain and thrashed about the floor. Gradually the shaking and thrashing slowed into quick twitches, until he stopped moving completely.

Eve stayed where she was a moment, letting what had just happened sink in. Manor was dead. Alastair bribed him into killing skipper. She looked down at her wound and cringed in pain, squinting her eyes shut. She opened them again when she heard a small sound. She looked over at manor, and cautiously got to her feet and checked his pulse. When she found none, she assumed it was just her imagination, until she heard it again. That’s when she realized it was Skipper. He was waking up!

Despite the pain, she half-limped as quickly as she could to Skipper’s side. “Skipper? Skipper, it’s me…can u hear me?” Skipper slowly opened his eyes and looked around until he saw Eve, who smiled. “Welcome back.”

32 Hours Earlier…

Skipper watched the distorted figures above him fade into black, and he fell into a bed of snow. His vision was a blur…a white haze obscuring his view. A cold chill ran up his spine and he shivered. He blinked a few times to clear his vision and slowly picked his head up. Looking around, he seemed to be in the middle of nowhere. He pushed himself to his feet and scanned his surroundings. He was in a vast, white clearing covered in snow. The wind carried snow through the air, causing it to swirl around him and making it impossible to see past about a ten-foot radius. Despite the fact that he had no idea where he was of what was going on, he was calm. Suddenly a whistle resounded in the distance.

He turned toward the sound and cocked his head curiously, taking a cautious step forward. The snow pressed against the bottom of his feet, squishing between his toes, and making a light crunch with each step. He wrapped his flippers around himself, trying to fight off the cold and pressed on, taking another step forward. After about a minuut of walking he came upon a small clearing where some tracks cut through the snow. All was quiet until he heard that whistle again, which sounded closer than last time.

That’s when he saw it. Off in the distance, a train approached, slowing as it got closer. Once it had arrived, a door opened on the first compartment and a pinguïn holding a clipboard stepped out. He took a moment to look at Skipper from under his white cap, then he spoke. “Come forth, penguin.”

Skipper was hesitant, but came forward. “Where am I?”

“This is where u come…after life, I’m afraid.”

“So…you’re telling me…I’m dead?”

“‘fraid so. Please board the train.”

“And if I don’t?”

“Well, once this train leaves, it isn’t coming back. So if I were you, I’d come in where it’s warm.”

Skipper considered for a moment, then figured he didn’t have much choice. He stepped slowly vooruit, voorwaarts and boarded the train, feeling the door close behind him, separating him from the chill of the outside. I must be dreaming… He thought. That’s when the most unexpected happened.

As he walked between the seated rows of small animals, he saw the das, badger that had helped him and Eve out of that animal testing place. They looked at each other, eyes wide with shock. Skipper took the empty volgende to him. “What are you…what happened?” He whispered.

“I don’t wanna talk about it…the real vraag is, what happened to you? u should see the commotion in New York!”

“Commotion? What commotion?”

“Well, if u don’t know, I’m not gonna waste time explaining it to you. u still have a chance to get outta here.”

“But what am I supposed to do once I get out?”

“I dunno, but something tells me you’ll figure it out.” Suddenly there was a lurch, and a vibration shimmied through their bones. The train had started moving. “You need to go. Now.” Skipper stared back into his eyes, unsure of what to do. “Now!” The das, badger pushed him from the zitplaats, stoel and Skipper stumbled to the back of the car, where the capped pinguïn stopped him.

“I changed my mind…I want to get off.”

“I’m sorry, you’re too late. The train has started moving.”

“You don’t understand, I need to get off!”

“You can’t! You’re too late! Now take your seat!” Skipper, determined to get off the train, turned around and pushed his way to a window, opened it, and looked out. The train was gradually picking up speed and cold, icy wind flowed into the compartment. He acted quickly, knowing that hesitating might make him realize what a bad idea this was. He climbed onto the pane and pushed off into the white abyss. The impact of his body into the snow felt like someone had just Tasered him; the shock exploding through his body as he rolled through the snow.

Once he had stopped rolling, he lay still, breathing heavily, watching the train disappear into the white haze. He pushed his aching body to its feet and stood where he was for a moment, then began walking.

He walked for about two hours, shivering and fighting through the cold. He didn’t know where he was going, but knew that he couldn’t stop. There was this feeling deep inside him that he couldn’t quite describe that drove him on. Maybe it was the feeling of knowing that his team wasn’t 100% veilig yet. of maybe it was the fact that someone had tried to kill him, and he needed to know that whoever it was wasn’t going to go after the ones he cared about. Whatever it was, was telling him that he couldn’t stop, no matter what. Suddenly a small sound cut through the whistle and howl of the wind. He stopped for a moment and listened. He was about to assume it was his imagination when he heard it again; a small crackling sound reached his eardrum. He listened a little harder, trying to pinpoint the direction of the sound. He began walking toward it, the crackle becoming meer audible with every step.

As the sound of the crackling grew so did the intensity of the glow of a flickering light in the near distance. Skipper continued vooruit, voorwaarts until he came upon the bron of light: a small bonfire. How would a brand be able to withstand this cold? Skipper jumped at the sound of someone’s voice.

“Very interesting…”

To Skipper’s right, a couple of feet from the fire, sat an owl. He had silky white feathers that blended in with the snow. The only distinctive areas that caused the owl to stand out were his dark colored talons and his golden eyes, which slowly opened as he turned his head to look at him. “Who are you? Where am I?”

The owl closed his eyes and turned his head back toward the fire. “I am but a figment of your imagination.” He answered. His voice was calm and mysterious, bringing out each syllable and his s’s slightly hissed.

“So…I am dreaming?”

“More of less.”

“I don’t understand…what’s going on?”

The owl opened his eyes again, and then he spread open his large wings and flapped them together, causing the brand to swirl into the air. When it settled, Skipper approached the fire, not believing his eyes. He was looking at himself.

He examined it curiously; he was unconscious, in a bed in the infirmary. A tube was down his throat and an IV was in his fore-flipper. A nurse was there with a clipboard, listening to his hart-, hart and taking notes. “I still don’t understand…if that’s me…then how am I here?”

“This is just your subconscious’ way of adapting to your current situation.”

“And how exactly am I supposed to get back to reality?”

“That depends on you.”

Skipper looked the owl, then back to himself in the fire. Now Eve was door his side; she looked around, as if making sure she wasn’t being watched, then bent over him and gently kissed his cheek. She then left the room. After a moment, the hazy image of his resting body was consumed door the flames and disappeared. He touched his flipper to his cheek, recrossed his flippers, then asked: “What do I have to do?”

The owl opened his eye once again, but then stepped forward. He approached Skipper, his talons shuffling through the snow. When he stood volgende to Skipper, he held out one of his talons and said: “Come with me.”

Skipper looked at his sharp talons, then into his kind golden eyes and asked: “Where are we going?”

“I sense there are some things that u don’t understand.”

“Like what?”

The owl smiled. “Come with me and we’ll find out.” Skipper hesitated a moment, then took the owls’ talon. The owl closed his eyes, and a moment later the snow began to swirl around them. The brand puffed out and the resulting smoke fell into the path of the vortex of snow. Skipper watched in sheer amazement as the snow whipped around them and licked at their heels. Gradually the wind and snow slowed and drifted slowly to the ground. Skipper looked around, and to his left, was Alastair and two small hatchlings.

Skipper’s face twisted in anger. “I’m gonna kill you, ya psycho!” He started for him, but the owl stopped him.

“He can’t hear you, nor see you. And u won’t be able to touch them. Just watch.” Skipper was going to say something, but instead just turned and watched as told.

This was certainly something Skipper never would’ve expected…Alastair was happy…and not in his usual devious way. He seemed like he was…at peace. He stepped closer, watching him play with the two small chicks. The small penguins laughed with joy as Alastair chased them around. Skipper wouldn’t have imagined Alastair capable of causing actual joy. Then one of the chicks stumbled and fell into the snow. Alastair rushed to her side and picked her up, cradling the weeping chick. “It’s okay, Eve. It’s okay, Daddy’s here.”
posted by theWOLFPACK15
Royal Pains
Chapter 1: Late

We zoom into the Central Park zoo and head inside the Penguin's habitat to see Skipper pacing back and forth, holding his cup of vis coffee. "She's late. This is the seconde time that she has been scheduled to come and train." He looks over at Kowalski." Kowalski, give me one reason why we let her kom bij the team"

Quickly, the strategist took out his notes "Well, Skipper, because with out our time raising her she would of been left for dead in the middle of winter, and Private did not want that to happen. Soon you-"

Skipper had a bored expression on his face."Yeah, I know...
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Re-submission and pas aan of my old favorite, 7 abominations.
Skilene, but not too much. Has Oc's.
Prolouge:The Mystery
The sky was blue, and the dark autumn regenboog commandeered the green of the leaves, yet the edge summer was fighting back with it's greatest weapon: heat.
More heat than all the animals in the nearby zoo could take, including the Madagascar faring pinguïn four.The exhausted penguins had waved to the small crowd of sweaty visitors all day.Routine was routine, whether it was hot of cold, a penguins duty must be performed.
" Cute..and cuddly boys..." Skipper repeated the old mantra,...
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posted by alexrusso-213
Me:so u know nothing at all
Lina:no
Doon:sorry no
Me:u must fell terbblie
Lina:not really
Me:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
skipper:Alex it's not there falut
Me:so!?
Private:well would u like to came up with us?
Me:we just got here?
Kowalski:ALEX!
Me:sorry
(up there)
Me:ta-da!
Lina:what's that?
Me:the 
Doon:the what?
Me:oh god
(Skipper's POV)
me:Alex are u sure
Alex:yes
Lina:oh my what's that's
Kowalski:it's a vos, fox
Doon:wow
(Lina's POV)
me:so Alex do u like anyone
Alex:no
Lina:oh I sort of like Doon
posted by Grimms-Dragon
It's been a long time and there are stories that need updating, but a lot has been happening so please excuse all of the hold up. I'm working. Credit goes to Marilyn Manson for the song, as do all the other artist that may of may not be used.

This originally was not intended to be a slash fiction, of any pairing for that matter, but I decided it would entertain u guys more, and help me build on the story, since I write romance better.

THIS dag AND AGE

BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I can tell u what they say in space
That our earth is too grey
But when the spirit is so digital
The body acts this...
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posted by hahahaidontcare
HIIII!!!!!!! Someone suggested that I should write a part 2 of FANGIRL ATTACK. So here goes!

"OH MY GOD!!!!!" Skipper screamed. "He proposed Doris to a date!!!!! Our Kowalski is getting destroyed door fangirls!!!!!"
"Hi Skipper."
"Marlene!"
"Hi, I just heard u scream about something."
"Uh.... um........."
"What?"
"ZOO IDOL!!!!"
"Come on. That's a really good show."
"Not if your well... friend is getting destroyed door fangirls and asked out door the prettiest dolfijn in the zoo."
Skipper shuddered.
"Okay. Fine. I know how u feel. Here's my plan:
We get rid of the fangirls but let Kowalski go out with Doris."
"That sounds like a good plan!!"
"Come on! What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
Skipper and William began to walk around New York's Central Park, just a way to have something to do. "Look, we're in the District," zei William, pointing at a small lamp post. "Look here, I'm not trying to make u look dumb, but that's a lamp post," zei Skipper. "No, it's the District, look...." pointed William. Skipper then looked closely at the lamp post, then it shone brilliantly and beamed at their feet, soon after, several human ghosts, all in army uniforms, began to march off to the light's beam. "These be all the men and women that have died for humanity's greed for the black menace,...
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posted by skipperfan5431
"Skipper! Can u help me get this stupid cotton candy off my back?" Lilly asked, poking her head out the door again. Skipper looked back, "I would Lilly, but I have to discuss the plan with the boys. Rico! Assist Lilly please." Skipper replied, sending Rico to the bathroom. "Wait.....what th--" Before Lilly could protest, Rico pushed her in the bathroom and closed the door.
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THE volgende MORNING!!!!!!!
Julien watched the penguins closely as they did their morning aerobics. "Maurice, how is our hilarious trick coming along?" He asked deviously. "Not...
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"Skipper, that straal, ray was-" Kowalski said, before getting cut off, once again, door Skipper.
"Blowhole's technology, I know, Kowalski," Skipper said, becoming annoyed. "Now drop the subject, already."
"That straal, ray was mine!" Kowalski yelled, covering his beak quickly.
Skipper stopped in his tracks, and looked disbelievingly at the scientist. "That ray, was yours?" Skipper repeated. Kowalski looked at the ground, nodding slowly. "So u disobeyed my orders, Kowalski?"
"I'm sorry, Skipper!" Kowalski cried, looking at Skipper in anguish. "I couldn't help myself! Banning me from inventing is like banning...
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Recap of what happened in the last chapter:
1. There was a zoo clean-up.
2. We went to this zoo (temporary stay).
3. I got left behind when they left the zoo.
4. The third worst dag of my life.


So, that was the recap of what happened before. I was left all alone in this wonderful zoo. I think Julien will realize that I was left behind and ask the penguins to come with him in finding me. What I heard before about him, he can't do anything alone.

So, yeah. I relaxed. They still haven't picked me up. For this particular moment, I wish I had Kowalski's intelligence to build an invention that can...
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Do u know , about Skipper at this moment we have Marlene (the funny is that u call her in English Marlini in Portuguese (I am from Brazil) in my country we say meer of less Marlane it is so diferent but ok )hehehe and about Private we know Shaina and in the episode Love hurts Skipper ask this :
Who here never felt Love for a Girl ( of near this )
????
And Kowalski and Rico raise their Fins and than Skipper says:
Guatemala
And Rico remember
And then Skipper says Doris, the Dolphin
And than Kowalski starts crying and saying Doris
In this episode we dicovered about Rico's Love in Guatemala =>
But People I wait everyday to see Skipper and Marlene togheter let's act and write to the responsable it is so Clare they Love it other they have to be toghueter
And about Kowalski??????
He desarves a chance with Doris
What do u think?????
posted by Kowalski355
Ally: im coming too.

*Ally and Kowalski leave the HQ and take a walk around the zoo*

Kowalski: so whats up ally?

Ally: Not much,…. So wanna go to Marlene’s Habitat?

Kowalski: uh……. No thanks…..

Ally: Ok.. never mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~HQ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Rico: ljdfgsdfnglfdi?

Private: Really? Right now?

Rico: Yup!

Private: *sigh* ok….. *grabs remote and hands to Rico* ok… so 15 minuten for you.. And 15 min-….

Rico: JSBFISAD!

Private: *sigh…….again….* fine.. *sits volgende to Rico* so what do we wanna watch first?

Rico: *Turns channel to Sci-Fi Channel*

Private: uh…. No…....
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posted by Bluepenguin
Fright. Dread. Questioning.

Each moment thrusted a new kind of horror upon Sylvia, one of the small spidermonkeys of the Central Park Zoo. The growling and deep snarls of some sort of horrible beast rebounded from inside her brick habitat, and she clung to the boom in horror.

"What is that nasty thing?! The Jersey Devil?!?"

She swung in a serpentine manner, reaching all the ropes and rungs on her boom till she achieved landing on the highest point of the habitat.

Sylvia peered down at the ground below. Artificial grass, circular enclosure, and her three fellow companions restfully dozing; Linda,...
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 30 years in 30 minuten
30 years in 30 minutes
the volgende morning they all woke up misteriously at the same moment, they all went to the main hall, there they saw the Great Master, the Comander, two otters, one white and one brown, and one tall pinguïn who was in a sit, The Great Marter took word and broke the silence

"to surprise of somes I'm Skipper, during this 30 years things have changed a lot"

"like me, I'm Private, but now I'm a Comander!" the Comander said

"lets start with the past, we are having a war with 3 enemies: Mac Ruckcod, Mrs Yollderwin, and King Julien II, now lets talk about each one" Future Skipper activated a panel that...
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posted by 67Dodge
"Get onto his dorsal fin Private!! Rico!! Destroy the tub of water!!" yelled Skipper, getting onto Blowhole's head and punching him. Blowhole quickly responded door dropping the mes and trying to get Skipper off of his head. Kowalski dived in, grabbing the mes and Rico pushed the tub onto it's side, spilling all the water, Blowhole panicked, realizing that he will get beached onto the dry land, so he frantically headed for the pond at Marlene's habitat. "Dont let him get to the pond!!" yelled Private. Skipper then grabbed the mes from Kowalski and sliced Blowhole's left flipper. "AGH!!!...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Lilly looked up at Blowhole. "If I agree....will u SWEAR not to hurt Skipper....or the guys?" Lilly asked, thinking of the shameful thing she was about to do. "Why Ofcourse. So, deal?" Blowhole extended his flipper to her......."Deal." Lilly said, shaking Blowhole's Flipper. Then she sighned a contract to Blowhole swearing her undying loyalty to the side of evil. She felt like she was throwing away all of her pride, honor, and dignity door doing this, but it was all worth it to know Skipper would be safe. (awwww.....)
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SKIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skipper...
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Kowalski had finally realized he still had his flamethrower, he yanked it out as Pennywise was about to maul him, and then blasted it straight into his face, the burns didn't hurt Pennywise, but it made him jolt back, enough to let go of Kowalski. This was his chance, Kowalski slid on his belly, fast away from Pennywise, he slid faster and faster until he finally reached the HQ. "Now this is why I tell u Skipper, not to leave anyone to guard the HQ alone," zei Kowalski. "Youre right liutenant Kowalski, it should be my fault why u were almost killed, because of my ignorance," zei Skipper....
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posted by candlefairy_13
My Collection of POM Haikus:

I can't sleep well one night and I made haikus to make me fall asleep. And here are the results....!

These are haikus that describe the penguins, the lemurs, and Marlene. I did it just for fun, nothing else!

Skipper, the leader,
Commands recons dag and night;
Never swim alone.

K'walski, the smart one,
Best known as the "Options Guy";
Good golly wolly!

Rico has no doubt
He's the living wrecking ball;
Boom! Blam! Kablamo!

Private, the youngest
Loves unicorns and rainbows;
Winkies, ev'rywhere!

Julien, the royal
Puts his trust to sky spirits;
My moves are yummy!

Maurice, the aye-aye
Always serves the so-called king;
Wait-uh, what? Say what?!

Mort, the muis lemur
Can't get over Julien's feet;
I vraag nothing!

Marlene, the otter's
Independent from both sides;
Yeah, have fun with that!
posted by skipperfan5431
The volgende morning, it was time for the penguins to say bye to their new friends. "Aww! Do u guys have to leave so soon?" Private asked, holding onto Icicle's flipper. "Sorry Private. (There's too much drama going on with these two)" Icicle replied, pointing at Sandra and Lilly, who just blushed and turned away. "Come on ladies! I gotta get back home pagina befor Charolette begins to miss me too much." Jeremy zei with a cocky smile. Brandon rolled his eyes and looked back twoards Marlene. "WAIT! Theres something I gotta do first!" He zei hastily as he ran over to the otter habitat.
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posted by 67Dodge
Alright, after I finish the "Rejoice for the Black Star" and "It" fanfics, what other stories would u guys prefer me to write?Here's meer options on fanfics for me to write for y'all:

Not Extinct: Basically a wild population of Thylacines have been found in Australia after they were believed to be extinct for 120 years. In excitement, Central Park Zoo ships a single Thylacine to the zoo named Durben. After the Penguins recieve news of Durben's arrival, Skipper becomes suspicious of him as usual. It seems that after 1 week, Durben becomes the most populair attraction in Central Park, even the...
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Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs raket launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might...
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