Penguins of Madagascar Article: Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 1

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 1

posted by 18wanda

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debate amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best pannekoeken, pannenkoeken with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with u men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals are downright adorable.
Kowalski: The kids meals are downright bobkis. Might as well be eating a five dollar bill for all it is worth.
Skipper: Oh for the love of crud. We are going to taco Gringo.
So after much debate the four penguins decide to go to the old taco joint. They enter and approach the counter.
Skipper: Be alert, team. u never know what can happen in a place that smells of lavender air freshener. There could be poison of a tourist trap, of even dag old churros.
They study the menu and decide what they want to order. Basically anything u can think of with an added taco on the end was on that menu.
Skipper: I'll have the bbq and hot sauce taco with extra hot hot sauce. Make it the old fashioned way with fairy spit, and old tire, and a rusty doornail. Also, I wil need some entrails, some dirt, and if u are daring enough then add some Doritos on top. That should do it.
The other three stare, horrified with disgust. Then Kowalski steps up to order. Kowalski isn't going for the disgusting river vlot taco and orders the basic burrito mundo gringo taco. Rico points to the wingbat wart taco meal, and Private decides to try out the Terror taco in a Shell. Don't worry. Besides Skipper's daymare of a greasy hardshell taco the others are not as bad as they sound. They get their old dried out tacos and go sit down.
Private: Skipper, that has to be the grossest taco I have ever seen. Ewww...
The taco is five pounds of repulsive content with hot sauce oozing out onto the tray. It looks like a mini science fair volcano.
Rico: Bleh...
Skipper: Nonsense. It has got to be the cutest taco I have ever seen. What is it going to do? Eat us? Now I am going t um...scope out the bathroom. I have lived long enough to see what can crawl out of a toilet.
(Dark piano muziek starts playing in the background. Bethoven Symphony #5 would be appropriate.)

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Corpse party/ penguins: chapter 7

posted by spmana123

Skipper, julien, Marlene, and Rico were all getting frustrated because they felt like they were going in a complete circle, they have no luck finding either private of kowalski, skipper was starting to get worried.

Rico: what if they got injured of worse because if spirits, of that huge guy who attacked me, I mean hell, I barely got away from that guy!

Skipper: enough! I know there both fine, there both strong, and they know not to give up so easily, now calm down , think positive!

Rico then realized that he was overreacting, he knew that they were both fine.

Marlene: but where could they be? I...

Corpse party/penguins: chapter 6

posted by spmana123

Freddy: here....try this bathroom...

Private: ok....

Private and Freddy had walked all over the place looking for a bathroom for private, but had no luck whatsoever, this was the last bathroom stall, hopefully it was good.

While private was in the bathroom, Freddy heard a familiar voice to him, it was his friend mike, who came running up to him.

Mike: oh thank god! Your alive!

Freddy: mike! Your ok too!

Mike: thank god I found you, everyone else we knew I have found dead of noted from them..... God! What happened! We were all just having a blast a few hours ago, and now everyone we know is dead!

Freddy:...

Penguins/corpse party:chapter 5

posted by spmana123

Skipper: ugh....what the?....where am I?

Skipper had woken up, wondering where the heck he was.

Skipper: dammit....I must be in the main building...I've got to get back to private!

skipper got up and started to walk back to the 2nd building entrance, but heard a familiar voice that stopped him in his tracks.

???:skipper.... This way...

Skipper:?!.

???:get to julien...please....he's on the verge of snapping....

Skipper: .....that voice sounded like...Maurice's...

Skipper quickly went to where the voice had told him to, and found himself inside the boys bathroom.

Skipper had checked all the stalls to...

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'Dollface' Chapter 1: Fly-boy

posted by Skiparah

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It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. u would imagine that only a pinguïn could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five minuten outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick uithangbord that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...

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Warrior's Of Night ~Chapter 1~ -Axolotl-

posted by winkies77

Hope u enjoy this. :D

It was mid-after noon in Central Park Zoo, and everyone who visited the zoo started to leave for home.
Including the animals as well. The sunset was beautiful, even for the most grumpy animals.

But something was fishy in the penguin's HQ, almost like a sticky fish.

"Kowalski! Whats is that thing?!" Skipper shouted as he ducked and bobbed away from a hagedis like weirdo.

"I believe that's a Axolotl." Kowalski replied, and ran back into his lab, and came out a minuut later. "My scanner-ray should tells us actually what it is."

After Kowalski scanned it he started explaining,...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 7 Tears For Dommed

posted by MadagascarGirl

Skipper and Katherine hid Private behind themselves and stepped back.
"Ok, Blowhole, we give up, but let Private go" Skipper said.
"No!" Private protested.
"Why?" Blowhole asked ignoring Private.
"If u let him go, he'll promise he won't disturb u anymore" Katherine said.
"Ok, run away from here, Private" Blowhole said.
"No, I don't want to leave you" Private zei with tears in eyes.
"We have got a plan, don't worry, I love u son" Skipper said.
"We love you" zei Katherine and they hugged for the last time.
"Have we got a plan?" Katherine asked when Private went out of lab to Kowalski and Rico....

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Thoughts of The One (humanized version based on daydream from hearing "Gotta Be Somebody")

posted by mostar1219

Kowalski didn't know what was wrong with him. Obviously, Skipper's jokes on what he believes is wrong with him never helped at all.
Every night, Kowalski has the same dream, and he couldn't tell if it was from his "subconscial visiting pill" of not. In the dream, he's in the streets of the concrete jungle face to face with a young woman, who appeared to be a tomboy with wacky hair and glasses, they smile at each other as their faces brighten up in the moonlight and the straat lights. He'd feel her hair and rub his hand down her cheek, making her blush, and she'd gently pushed some of his short,...

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Truth? (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "50 Ways To Say Goodbye")

posted by mostar1219

Casino Rooftop in Monte Carlo

During the honeymoon of the lovely pinguïn and bobblehead doll couple, the sun was setting on the water and things seemed peaceful.
"Lola, my sweet, we need to talk," Skipper started, staring at the bobblehead's smile.
"You see, we don't seem to connect as much as i thought we would. As much as it pains me to say it, beautiful, i think we should see other people," Skipper explained, breaking the ice.
As if making a response to Skipper's words, Lola slid off the roof, fell to the ground, and broke into pieces. Skipper partially felt guilt, but he spoke from the heart...

Held In (fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "No Surprise")

posted by mostar1219

The other penguins were sleeping, but Kowalski couldn't find any slumber. He was too busy swimming in his thoughts.
He was in his lab that night wondering about how the others thought about him for the umphteenth time. Private recently told him that he looks up to him, which gives him a bit of straal, ray of sunshine in his mind, and Rico just thinks about fish, last time he checked. The teammate he worries about the most, though, is Skipper.
For a long time now, Kowalski felt like he's been watched door Skipper, as if the leader was waiting for the scientist to screw up. He knows he's different from the...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 4 Promisse and the Curse

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Ok, nice to meet you, we must came back to zoo, so, bye” zei Skipper.
“Wait a minute, leader”
“Do u know who is leader?”
“You can’t go” zei Prince and laughed.
“Why?”
“Because I have him” zei Prince and caught Private.
“Help!” screamed Private.
“Hey! Let him go!”
Dark Prince laughed.
“Ok, what are u want?”
“You must gave me a magical Black Rose” zei Prince.
“We haven’t got any black roses, Rico?”
Rico checked his stomach.
“Sorry” he said.
“See? Now give us Private”
Prince only laugh and he hurt him door a rose thorn.
“What are u doing!?”...

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The Black Death Chapter 10: Mess in the keuken-, keuken

posted by legendary7

dag 27
As Private woke up from bed that morning, the room was dim. Sure the lights were on, but the sky outside the window was darken. Moisture filled the air. Something in the penguins' instincts told them there would be a storm.
He found Skipper standing stiff in front of the window. Terror flooded his eyes. Rico was just as puzzled as Private. There was something bothering Skipper. Uh-oh, here he goes again.
"Skippah, what's wrong?" Private whimpered.
"What?! Uh ... Nothing."
"Is there something we don't know?" Private gulped.
"Listen, the night we came, Ms. Williams tookme into the hall to discuss...

Unknown Thoughts (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Feels Like Tonight")

posted by mostar1219

She didn't think it would matter if she told him how different she feels. She does her best to eliminate traces of the past, so it wouldn't matter, right? She does her best not to be that angry around Kowalski, so, it shouldn't be a problem, right? She secretly didn't have a true motivation to calm down until she first met Kowalski, so it's easy to manage, right? If the world would go as planned, maybe. Maybe it does go door some plan, but not her plan.
When Kowalski entered their apartment after getting some materials from Brooklyn, he saw Monique on the couch, staring at the ceiling in serious...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 7: A Royal Proclaimation

posted by legendary7

I am dunked carelessly into the bone-chilling water. Kicking my legs, I try to make it to the surface. Then, I remember everything over the past few days. I am a disgrace in my father's eyes. I always will be, until I restore my honor.
Accomplishing this will be a small step, but it seems like a good start. I vow, to avenge my place. When I'm ready and properly trained, I will kill a zeehond, seal and bring it to father.
I look around to check if it's veilig to touch the bottom yet. Nothing out of the ordinary swims in my vicinity. Just some vis and a shark. A shark?!
I tug on the rope as a sign for help....

POM's Gender Bender and Crossover Version Chapter 1

posted by werockz

Chapter 1: Deadly Message
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Adventure Time's side

Fionna and Cake was just sleeping when someone was knocking at there door. Fionna opened the door and saw Prince Gumball. "Hi Prince Gumball. What's that?"Fionna asked. "Oh, this my latest invention. I call it the Parallel Zapper."Prince Gumball zei as he ran to the living room. He plugged it and a portal appears. "Are u sure this is safe?" Cake asked. "Of course it is. I just hope that u did not eat eggs for dinner. That's what makes the machine falling apart."Prince Gumball said....

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Walking Lonesome

posted by werockz

It's been 2 days ever since Private died and Skipper cannot stop crying. Why did Private die for the world? Skipper thought. The sun would never shine again and Skipper went to Private's bunk. Ever since Private died, everyone went to their separate ways. Kowalski married Doris, Rico married Private's third best friend Nikki and Marlene moved back to California. Skipper only remained the same. He cried as he thought of it. Skipper took Private's lunacorn and hugged it. Suddenly, there was bottle that laid under Private's bed. Skipper opened it and found a note. Private wrote this before he...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 4 A Cruel Fate

posted by legendary7

At the avondeten, diner table, the feast is blanketed with silence, above the background noise of protestors against me. The smuggling pressure of my father's constant want for a different son, and the crowd's demand for Cain as prince, makes me realize I don't even want the throne. It is if there is no place for me. The only one I feel refuge in is my mother. Only is my father cheerful, on this dark night. His eyes beaming with excitement as he instructs of how to defeat my foe.
"And if u lose you'll end up like this fish: On the seal's avondeten, diner plate." He chuckles, gulping down a plump grouper. My...

The Chosen one (POM Version) Chapter 2-Party Part 1:Invited

posted by werockz

Private was stranded in Hawaii. A coconut fell from the boom and landed on Private's head. "Ow..."he whispered softly. He realized that he was hungry but an old man with nothing to eat almost fainted near the sunlight. Private just gave the coconut to him. The man ran to his shack excitedly. Private saw annother coconut. He opened it and drank it. He sighed when he remembered about the incident. He just sighed. "I just wish Skipper was here."he said.

Skipper walked alone thinking of options on how to get his Private back. Kowalski got a pad and drew suggestions but he tears the paper and threw...

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A poem for The Penguins of Madagascar

posted by peacebaby7

OK, so I'm really bored, so I decided to just do something random. So I started rhyming. My poem is probably lame, I know. Whattaya gonna do? Well, here goes...

PoM is so rockin' & cool
It makes me laugh so hard I look like a fool
I think about it all the time
To not like the toon would be a crime

I think about it while I'm sleeping
I think about it while I'm awake
When a new toon doesn't come on I start weeping
How long do I have to wait?

Skipper, the leader, is really hard core
But he still has a soft spot
To him there's so much more
When he's in cognito he's never caught

Kowalski is the genius of...

'What the heck is that?' - Polish version lyrics

posted by King_Julien_fan

'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...

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A Banished Prince (Part 1) Chapter 1 The Birth of A Legend

posted by legendary7

Skipper's point of view:
I am surronded door pearly walls and a gruff, harsh voice comes from outside the solid barrier, followed door an angelic, softspoken voice that I would never forget of regret hearing. So anxious to break out, I squirm and push meer than I had ever done so before.
My flipper punches out a large portion of the atmosphere of my world. I keep struggling to obey that instinctive urge to escape. Soon my warm and cozy cacoon is filled with the flowing rush of frigid air ..... oxygen. With my head, I but the top, boven of my orb and I peep my head out.
The heavenly voice calls out to me....