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The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it door the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant taco breaching our ranks AND to make it worse worse this bathroom is stinking of clogged toilets. We will rot in here like a dead body rotting in the heat and decaying-
Skipper: We don't need grusome details. We need a plan. Kowalski, options. Private, fill me in on every detail. I can take it.
After much thought they have a plan. Master genius Kowalski decided that...No time to finish telling u the plan. The taco just burst in through the door! There is no resistance holding it back and it searches with eyes made of olives for the three remaining penguins. But they aren't there.
Skipper: Now, now, now!
With perfect military fashion the penguins drop fom the ceiling and out the open door. Skipper dives under a tafel, tabel to safety.
Skipper: The plan worked! High fives, men!
Kowalski: Now is not the time for jollity. Where is Private?
Private: AHHHHHH!!!!!
They look out and see Private being swallowed up in the giant taco, disappearing behing two soggy hardshells. For a moment they stay silent to honor the soldier who was devoured right before their eyes.
Kowalski: I can't believe it. Eaten. Gone, just like Rico! Oh the irony!
Skipper: We are getting out of here. That hardshell horror is not going to win this battle.
Kowalski: But it will eat us! Waht do we do? To create an assault, the odds against us would be extremely high...
Skipper: Keep it together, man. We are getting out of here. I have a new plan.
Kowalski: Elaborate.
Skipper: Yep, we are going to spit in the face of danger. Wait for it....We are going to face the monster head-on! That's right. u heard me. Now here's the plan...
(The camera is slowly moving out from beneath the gum encrusted tafel, tabel so we can't hear the plan. I know how much we all want to know how they get out of this epidemic, but that will have to wait. In action films they always zoom out when the plan is being said! That ruins the suspense for later!)
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 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic animals had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did u manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the top, boven bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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The volgende morning it was time that me and Skipper start heading back to the central park zoo. despite me being injured last night I still got some strength in me left.

Skipper: *wakes up then yawns* well it's morning *looks at me still sleeping* hallo Kiva wake up.

Me: *wakes up then yawns* hallo Skipper, is it morning yet?

Skipper: yep, and it's time for us to head back to the central park zoo *puts my blanket in my backpack then puts on my backpack*

Me: u know Skipper, u look pretty fine wearing my backpack.

Skipper: well after all u got injured last night when u push me out of the way and...
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The dolfijn Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking thee and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I zei to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did u ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do of die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a muis again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have u ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope u enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” zei Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few meer touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now of never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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Author’s Note: This was requested door link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance door Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And door the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—


Skipper: *over the mic* “Did u have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...
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All four of the penguins looked worried and frightened....who was he gonna use it on?...jimmy looked at all four of them with great observance....he started to walk closer to all four of them...which one was he gonna use it on!!

Skipper:STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM US!!

Jimmy grinned and proceeded to walk towards skipper...

He leaned in and had the needle ready to use...

Kowlaksi:NO!! SKIPPER SHUT UP!!!

Jimmy got near his face...

Jimmy:I wouldn't want to kill u off now...no..I save the best for last...heheh..

Jimmy then stood up away from skipper...and walked over to kowalski...

Kowlaski:no...no...STAY...
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Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a tafel, tabel in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever u are of your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...
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It was just like any other day....skipper had the other three and himself stand outside of their lair....the three were confused on why they were there...

Skipper:alright men....we need to be stronger...that's why we all our gonna train seperate in different spots...train door ourselves...you may never know if blowhole of Hans of anyone might strike...

Private: door ourselves though....?

Skipper gave him a glare and a serious look..

Skipper:yes private... door yourself! u need to learn to defend yourself door yourself!

Private: yes sir....

Skipper: alright men! Go find a spot and train yourself! Meet back...
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NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: u kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now u make sure u keep the kids...
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"Skipper are u sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey u want to be in at night...for u guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails zei nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like u doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't u know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The seconde guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy zei slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the tattoos on their necks,...
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Kowalski face flippered, "Now u did it..."

~ Cowtails banged her head on the inside of the bubble, "you...don't...like...him...you...don't...like...h im..."

~ Skipper took a step forward. "yes...I...did..." He smirked, "come on, what u got?"

Private dragged the other penguins behind the control board, "TAKE COVAH!"

Sweet Pripper cracked her knuckles, "BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!"

"I have my bets on Skipper since Sweet Pripper is a human.." Kowalski zei slowly.

SP got out her chainsaw, " Your going to eat those words for your last meal..."

"I take it back.." Kowalski muttered.

"bring it on...IT."...
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SP was sitting down flipping a coin, "Wait, what are we doing again?" She asked.

Kowalski face flippered. SP threw the coin down.

"WAIT! We are rescuing Cowtails!" She shouted.

~ "Do u birds ever give up?" Blowhole scowled.

"apparently not, let's just find a new hiding spot. Remember, u don't give up either..." Cowtails zei with a sweet smile.

~ "she's still faking...hmmm...what should we do? Kowalski! Options!" Skipper shouted.

~ "come on Blowy let's go." Cowtails said.

"Alright..." Blowhole sighed, flying off.

~ "HOW ABOUT THE OPTION GO AFTER THEM!" SP shouted.

"BUT HE DIDN'T ASK YOU...
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Cowtails ran over to Blowhole and clinged to him.

"Don't go! I want to help destroy the penguins!" Then she shook he head, "why the heck am I hugging BLowhole?"

I glared, "whoever's cruel joke it is to control Cowtails, knock it off! That includes you, Blowhole!"

The rest of my team looked around.

"Don't look at me, I am not the cause of this." Sweet Pripper zei slowly.

"It's so not my fault..." Blowhole muttered.

"liar!" Sweet Pripper snapped.

"Let's go Blowy." Cowtails zei with a girlish giggle which isn't her at all!

I growled under my breath.

"OH NO u DON'T!" Sweet Pripper suddenly...
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    Lorrie had become anxious. What the hell did mannetjeseend, drake find that was so horrible that he couldn’t tell her on the phone?

    The apartment that she and mannetjeseend, drake were staying in was only a few minutes’ drive from Central Park. Lorrie awaited on a park bench holding Kowalski in her lap. She didn’t bother with wasting time putting him in his cage.

    A cab pulled up at the side of the park a couple of minuten after Lorrie had arrived and mannetjeseend, drake stepped out. After tipping the cabbie, he scanned the park, and when he spotted her, he paced...
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