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posted by 67Dodge
Lily looked at Private's house, it was huge, and she saw a sign on the door to 'Get out'. She ventured on anyway, and walked slowly up the steps to the house. 'Well we can look for Kowalski and get the crime scene investi- WAIT!! Where's Lily?!' screamed Private. 'She must've walked out to investigate while we were arguing!!' yelled Skipper. 'God dammit Skippah!!! Stop stalling me!!' barked out Private, he then inched toward a golf club. 'So what? Is your mother even there?' asked Skipper. 'She's a bit grotty right now, sitting in her chair!!' yelled Private, grabbing the golf club. 'Wait, what do you- AGH!!!' yelled Skipper, being whacked door Private's golf club, he fell cold, unconscious. 'I'm sorry, butI gotta stop Lily from ruining everything for us!!' yelled Private, running out the door, leaving Skipper knocked unconscious, right on the cold, cold, carpeted floor. Private, frowning, grabbed the letter-opener at the desk, a small knife, and ran out, sliding on his belly through the small parking lot. 'This, shall be my night!!!' yelled Private, clapping his flippers together, and the sign reading 'Bates Motel' flashed on in yellow-gold, with a red 'Vacancy' sign shining beneath.
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Lily had reched the porch at last, taking her mantel and clutching it tightly, it was eerily cold outside, and a flash of lightning hit the nearby hills, a storm. She was scared to death, she didn't want to go into 'the scary house' as her sister called it. Marlene, her sister, Lily couldn't believe she had died only 6 days ago. 'But this night, this stormy night, the case will be, closed, and all the secrets of Ms. Bates and Private Bates, will be revealed. We'll find out how to put an end to the evil, the macabre, the bad things in these hills, once and for all,' thought Lily. But the house had an energy on it's own, it was a symbol of security, grandeur, expense, and warmness door day, evil, scary, and macabre door night. This bipolar house, with it's equally bipolar owner, are one simple word: Evil, pure evil. Lily jumped up in fear, but realised it was the thunder in the storm. She hated thunder, she liked the flash of lightning, bringing light in a cloudy day, but hated the earth-shattering sound of what comes after. Dripping wet in her fur, she opened the doors and clamped them shut, to be meer secure, she locked them up, breathing heavily with morbid fear. She felt alone, and frightened, why didn't she bring Skipper? Brave man, he could've hugged her to give her some sort of comfort. Good thing she knew the region, so she had one advantage.
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Private stopped sliding on his belly to climb up the stairs to his house, he looked at his house, majestic and eerie in a way. He tried running up, but it was no use, he slipped on his low-tracktioned feet constantly, one step up, five steps down. So he gave up running and walked up the stairs, feeling the rain in his face, wet and cool to his stressed mind. 'Bring me hellfire over here please... HELLFIRE!!! Hellfire!!! Burn the fields around the hills!!!! Scream the dead!!!' yelled Private, cupping his earhole as if to hear the dead scream. 'Hahahahahaaa!!! It's so good to have a nicely loving mum!! Heehee!!' laughed Private, clicking his heels. He then saw the porch right in front of him, he smiled, very enigmatically. Then he pressed his flippers on the doors. 'Come out little girl, I won't harm you, I'm Private, my mum is the one who harms people, not me, she's in there, I'm out here, be here..... Lily,' zei Private, whispering Lily's name. Lily tried not to scream, and hid under his staircase, and saw a porch door right beneath, she hid in the shadow, and Private kicked the door open, water dripping from his feathers. 'Mum I'm home!!! I missed yoooou!!' purred Private, giggling a bit and walking upstairs. 'Muuuuum? I'm here, where are you?' he asked again, then shut the door at the top, boven of the stairs, where Kowalski was sliced.
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Skipper was out of it, he was on the ground, and felt the part of his head that was hit door the golf club, he felt warm blood splurt out the small cut on his head. Bamboozled, again, he got up, frowned, and saw the golf club. No doubt, Private was gone. 'I've been had!! The cheat!! The scoundrel!! The hooligan!!!' yelled Skipper furiously. Not a single hint of Lily was here either. 'Oh no, she's in the Psycho house!!! She should've knocked out Private and gone with me too!! She's doomed, Ms. Bates will kill her!! If not, be stopped door Private!! Wait a minute,' thought Skipper, grabbing the golf club, 'I have an idea, it will finish this investigation, and it will end the reign of the Bates family terror. It's not over yet Private, you'll see.' Skipper staggered a bit from the headache he recieved, and beat the door open with the golf club, he then ran to the house, through the grass, it had meer traction, so he was able to run to the house and find Lily. He had to end this story, end it door avenging Marlene.
Chapter 2

As Skipper entered the kasteel right before he got inside a huge wolf monster stood in his way, but he easily killed with one hit of his sword. He didn't have just any sword, it was the family sword pasted down generation to generation in his family. As he went inside two meer wolf monsters where in his way, but like the last one he killed them both with one slash from his powerful sword. The lights of the kasteel then went on and right out of the ground zombies raised from the ground. One door one then came but he was still no problem for the pinguïn vampire. Killing of all them he made...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: *practicing his regular morning self defense techniques*

(????): "I see you've learned a lot in the past 2 years..."

Skipper: *stops abruptly & looks around while in battle position* "Who was that?! Where are you?!"

(????): "Do not look so frightened. I mean u no harm..."

Skipper: *looks frantically around but sees no one* "Where are you?! toon yourself! I'm not afraid of you!"

(????): "Ah, Skipper. u have so much anger. Just because your parents were taken from u it doesn't mean u should take it out on everyone else..."

Skipper: "WHERE ARE YOU!?"

(????): *taps Skipper's...
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Rico's bomb
Rico's b-
KABOOM
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(this joke takes place on Private's first dag at the zoo)
Private: Wow! This place is huge!
Kowalski: It really isn't that big.
Private: Who else lives here besides u and Skipper?
Kowalski: Rico, Johnson, and Manfridi.
Private: I like the name Rico. Tell me meer about him.
Kowalski: Well, he loves things that explode, he likes to make things explode, u can just say that he is an exploding machine!
Private: Is there a problem with that?
Kowalski: Yeah, no off button.
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What is black, white and red all over?
Skipper...
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posted by JediPenguin16
I thought I'd give it a go at a "Human" Penguins fan-fiction. This is a trial run.
Let me know what u think.

In the hart-, hart of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. The Apartment Menagerie is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny sky-scrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked, and the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab boom sits atop the twenty-third floor.

But it also had an indoor swimming pool in need of a lifegaurd, which was what brought Marlene DeOdder to it's arched gate-way. She walked up to the...
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posted by ricoiswsome
One dag in the central park zoo a new pinguïn arrived in the pinguïn habitat with a scar going down his right eye down to his left flipper but he hides a deadly secret. . .
Kowalski: We'll be invading Blowhole's base any questions?
Wolf: We're good.
Later that evening. . .
Kowalski: so did u leave any one behind in Colorado?
Wolf: No, did you?
Kowalski: yes, Dorris the dolphin
Later
Blowhole: welcome wolf my old friend *evil laugh*
Kowalski: Wait. . . how do u know Blowhole?
Wolf: We used to be allies but the last time I trusted him he gave me this scar.
Blowhole: Now to unleash my pinguïn bomb,...
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this is part 2 of how i met Skipper and his team. so the volgende morning Skipper and his team head back to the zoo with cute little me. once they got there they went inside their H.Q.

little me: (wakes up)

Skipper: (holding me) morning Kiva.

little me: (being carried door Skipper) (giggles) (crawls to the paper and crayons draws something) (shows my drawing to Skipper and his team)

Skipper: well what do u know she can draw.

Kowalski: and it would appear to be a melk bottle.

Skipper: right Private u go and get the melk bottle for the muis the boys and I will keep an eye on her.

Private: on it Skipper...
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Skipper was right. They had arrived in Antarctica.
Soon they arrived at the palace. Problem is, there were two ginormous mutant leopard seals guarding the entrance.
S: Great. Now what do we do?
Me: Skipper, I may have a solution. Some of my arrows are loaded with anesthetic. It may be enough to knock them out.
It was enough to knock them out. A few seconden later, the guards lay unconscious in the snow.
S: Good work Melody. But don't let your guard down.
So they slip inside the palace, and inside, everything is silent. A little too silent.
S: Stay alert. Something's wrong. I can feel it in my gut.
?:...
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Guys. Wake. Up. Now!
Skipper and the team fell out of their bunks.
S: What the deuce?
Me: It's about time u woke up.
K: What time is it?
Me: 0530.
P: Isn't that a bit too early to wake up?
Me: Not unless we want the element of surprise on Ikala, of which we're going to need if we want to defeat him. No way he's going to expect a attack this early.
S: Fine.
They then leave the camp, but they have no idea what awaits them...
*Rustling noise*
Me: What was that?
P: What?
*Rustling*
Me: That!
S: You're right, there's something - of someone - out there. Stay alert.
Everyone else: Aye aye Skipper.
Suddenly hundreds...
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posted by legendary7
Private followed the average routine of the challengers. He was named, weighed, and taken to the arena. The smells of food taunted him as he bromfiets in like a zombie. It got even worse when he looked down and found his challenger. Max's big petrified eyes stared up at him begging for a chance to live. He took a deep breath and the shot rang out.


Skipper's body was thrown in the dumpster. As the man walked inside, something began moving. It was Skipper! He climbed the repulsive heap of trash and corpses. He swung a leg out of the garbage. In the motion of moving his other leg a flipper grasped...
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At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are u sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: u have to verplaats backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...
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Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemur use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 meer pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...
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Chapter 8: the Melee for the master thief
It was time start Operation: Save Sly from Certain Doom. “Bentley, where is the signal from Sly’s GPS coming from?” Pat asked. “It looks like the signal is coming from Coney Island.” “Oh, no. That is extremely bad news!” “Why?” “This means that Dr. Blowhole has him.” Kowalski said. “Who’s Dr. Blowhole?” Mumble asked. “Apparently, he’s the penguins arch enemy.” Marlene stated. “Not apparently, he is our arch enemy. He is pure evil, with skin surprisingly pleasant to the touch. Be afraid, be very afraid Mumble!” Skipper...
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Chapter 5: Finding Gloria

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, just before sunrise. HONK! “Ow, what the gel was that all about?” Sly exclaimed. “Time to get up princess. The meeting is in twenty minutes, time to go.” Pat stated. “What about breakfast?” “Don’t worry about breakfast. The lemurs are supposed to be bringing fruits and other things. Don’t worry about it.” “Oh, what is with all the screaming?” Mumble, who was woken up door Sly’s screaming, screamed. “Hey Pat, will u wake Ramon up for me?” “Yeah, I will.”

A few minuten later, Ramon was still fast...
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posted by kivamarie
the volgende mourning I was the only one that woke up this mourning and was done drinking meer water from the cactus and yet my mind was starting to play tricks on me to make me go crazy.

Me: (sees skipper still sleeping) good skipper is still sleeping (laughs like I'm crazy) gotta have something to eat (sees a knife)oh (crawls to the mes then picks up the knife) pretty pretty shiny shiny mes (starts stabbing the mes on my arm then my eye starts twitching then laughs like I'm crazy)

that's when skipper wakes up.

Skipper: (wakes up) huh? (sees me stabbing myself in the arm with a knife) Kiva!...
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posted by kivamarie
the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a muis I look like minnie muis but different. I wear a roze bow a roze dress and roze shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) hallo where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the volgende thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...
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posted by JayJay12
 Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.
Skipper tops Marlene's mouth.
Above the HQ...
Skipper:Marlene
*go's up to Marlene*
Marlene:Skipper,um,what's with the ring?
Skipper:I'm purposing to Cream
Marlene:YOU'RE PURPOSING TO CR-
*Skipper tops her mouth*
Skipper:Yes,I am
*Skipper leaves*
Somewhere in Coney Island...
*??? talks in walkie-talkie*
???:I finally reached Coney Island
Cream:You did?
???:Yes,where are you?
Cream:Behind you,Marx
*Marx turns around*
Marx:Cream!
Cream:Marx!
*they hugged*
Back at the HQ...
Private:You are so nasty,Skipper!*disgusted*
Skipper:What?!Cream was doing that in front of me,so I recorded it!
Kowalski:Wow,I'm so excited!!!
Private:You're nasty,too!
Kowalski:I...
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posted by Ninjaorca
Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! u took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your vrienden At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P

Dear Hobokeneers,
See u on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the space squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, of whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the space squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if u haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story......
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posted by stlouisfan
A shadowy figure grabbed Skipper's tape recorder and moved into a seperate and meer private room. The figure closed the door and made sure that he was alone. He pushed the record button on the tape recorder and began speaking.

"Private's log. June, 8th. I am very frightened now. It has been only a couple of days, but I fear that my life may be in danger. I've had some frightening enemies in the past. Dr. Blowhole, The Red Squirrel, and even the Amarillo Kid. But this guy frightens me meer than any of them combined. Who is this person that frightens me? I don't even know who he is. No, not he....
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posted by Saracuda
S: Skipper
K: Kowalski
R: Rico
P: Private
Side characters: Aramicus, Socio, Opugno, and Juliazahr



The door to the box swung open and daylight streamed in.

S: Kowalski, annaylisis.
K: We are apparently in Rome..several hundred years ago.
S: Aren't-
K: -Weren't
S: *glare* WEREN'T the Romans expert at measures of torture?
P: Oh dear. Yes Skippa, I'm afraid they were.
R: TORTURE! *clap, clap*
S: Alright, we're going to need some sort of disgiuse.
K: straat sign perhaps?
S: *"Don't be ridiculas" face*
K: Alright! Okay, that was retarded! Well, lets just see what we can blend into.
P: Ooh! A merchant! I could disguise...
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