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who needs a motto when ur someone awesome, like me?

Gender: Male, 26 years old
Country: anywhere i wanna be.
Websites: ur on the only one i got right now.
Favorite TV Show: don't have a tv.
Favorite Movie: still don't have a tv.
Favorite Musician: not big on music.
Favorite Book of Author: don't read much. well, at all, really.

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My Wall

CommanderSkipper said...
    Rodent? What in the name of Eisenhower's oatmeal are u doing on fanpop? How did you...

Author’s Note: I don’t care if u don’t like the story. Haters gonna hate is what I say. All I ask is that u don’t flame me for my grammar. I try my best to pas aan as much as I can but I can’t seem to fix all the grammar errors. But I do try. Enjoy the story! :)

                 Fallout
     Chapter 1: Early Years

War... War never changes. Since the dawn of mankind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything:...

Request door link. Hope u enjoy. ;D

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Doris's New Beau: Take 1

[KOWALSKI and PARKER are shown walking down a dock]

Kowalski: "She...needs me?"

Parker: "Her very words. zei you're the smartest guy she's ever met."

Kowalski: *smiles huge* "Ah, always knew Doris would come to her senses someday. It's the casual-" *steps on end of board and the other end smacks him in the face* "Daie!" *falls over*

Director: *sighs* "Can someone please fix that?"

GuyOffSet: "On it!"

Director: "Kowalski, are u alright?"

Kowalski: *gets to feet and rubs head*...

Private woke up that morning feeling sluggish. His stomach was moaning like an iriated beast.
S: "Good morning, Private!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "You hungry?"
P: "Yes, extremely, actually."
S: "Good! Cause we're going fishing!"
P: "Wait, did u say we are going fishing?"
S: "You heard me, we are going fishing."
P: "Yay!"
S: "You have to learn sometime. Besides, you've earned it!"

The two duif into the icy water. Little did they know their scent was caught door two blood-thristy predators. Skipper led Private cautiously towards a colossal school of fish. Skipper motioned to Private to open his...

Skipper woke up late that morning. He waddled to the sleeping Private. A smile came across his face as he stroked Private's head with his gentle flipper. Private opened his eyes sluggishly.
P: "Good morning, Skippah."
S: "Good morning, did u sleep well last night?"
P: "Yes, I did. Did you?"
S: "Yeah, u want to see the colony today?"
P: "Okay!"
S: "I'm going to get breakfast. Remember all the rules."
P: "Can I come?"
S: "No, not yet. I don't think you're ready now."
P: "I've fished in the pond at home pagina before."
S: "Yes, but there aren't those carnivorious beast there."
P: "I can handle it. Believe me....

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, of something like that, but I've changed it's titel becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone door sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would zoek for clues the volgende morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step door step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their home pagina had lost all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.




Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little pinguïn shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

I was originally only going to post a few of these on the wall, but there were just too many gems not to share them all.

When things are translated form one language to another, suffice it to say that things can often be “lost in translation.” The following is a lijst of 89 “Penguins of Madagascar” episodes which have had their German titles translated into English using Google’s webpage translator. The English name of each episode is placed in parentheses volgende to each translated title, as it appeared on a German televisie website, though in a few places even those have a few errors...

HQ:
Private: ACHOO! *sniffle*

Private sits tiredly on the table, as Kowalski probes around Private with thermometers, stethoscopes, and a tape measure.

Kowalski: According to my calculations, it seems that Private has become sick with some sort of virus.
Private: Ah.. Ah.. ACHOO!
Kowalski: Eh, and a very sickly one, I might add.
Rico: Eww.
Skipper: Well, nothing a little sleep and some thee can't cure!
Private: But Skipper, I feel like my head weighs a thousand tons! Don't u have any-
Skipper: Wait, u zei your head feels heavy? Do u happen to be sneezing uncontrollably and feeling faint every...

marlene:"skipper skipper were are you?"
skipper was sleeping in the hq like always.
marlene:"oh there u are WAKE UP"
the shout startled skipper resalting in him wakeing up.
marlene:now that your awake heres what I woke u up for since it is your bday the old squrel made a gift for you.
skipper:oh well in that case.*runs out*
kowalski:hey whate up
at the tree.
shalla(old squrel):young worreir I persent u with this *holds link sout*
skipper:"you don't expet me to ware that do you?"
shalla:put it on"
*skipper puts on the link sout*
shalla:now come with me theres meer to be shown"
*skipper floows shalla...

Prolouge: u are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims door weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The jaar is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, bier mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR Christmas Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially Christmas Eve. So... what do u wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) hallo guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: top, boven secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' zei Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' zei a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' zei Kowalski. Only two days geleden had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

Sorry it took me so long to update! This was a difficult chapter to write, but I’m pleased with the final product. I hope u enjoy it and, yes, not all the characters are going to survive this. Just wanted to make that clear.

Hopeless Situations

“Um, excuse me, Dr. Blowhole?” Private said, “I-I’m still stuck here!”
“Oh, I know, Private,” he responded, “I know.”
“Hey, let the private go, Blowhole!” Skipper ordered.
The dolfijn bowed mockingly, “Your wish is my command, Skipper!” At that moment, the floor began to tremble. The penguins hit the floor, and Kowalski...

New Transfer
It was early in the morning when I was getting the team ready for today's schedule. They were all there except for Kowalski. I had gegeven Kowalski orders to go and see what all the commotion was about in Alice's office last night. I was almost done telling everybody everything for today, when Kowalski jumping into the H.Q. "Speak man." I commanded him. He was out of breath and looked excited and worried, which was making me anxious. "We are getting a new transfer." Kowalski zei when he caught his breath. "New transfer!" I exclaimed. "Tell us more" Private zei anxiously. "Well..."...

The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it door the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...

It was just like any other day....skipper had the other three and himself stand outside of their lair....the three were confused on why they were there...

Skipper:alright men....we need to be stronger...that's why we all our gonna train seperate in different spots...train door ourselves...you may never know if blowhole of Hans of anyone might strike...

Private: door ourselves though....?

Skipper gave him a glare and a serious look..

Skipper:yes private... door yourself! u need to learn to defend yourself door yourself!

Private: yes sir....

Skipper: alright men! Go find a spot and train yourself! Meet back...

Silence....that's all I could hear in that tiny room. The smell was overwhelming, probably because of Rico's corpse, I could tell that we were all losing it, I couldn't tell how long Kowalski was going to last anymore.

Private: skipper....I miss Rico...

I looked over at private to try and comfort him, but I could tell between his reared eyes, that he wanted to get out of here, away from it all.

Skipper:I know u do private, we all do....but there's nothing we can do to bring him back

Huh.....it's funny.....I'll never see Rico again...never see his crazy ideas when we go on a mission, never to...

It was a brigh and sunny dag at the CPZ, all the zoo residents were still asleep. All except for Team Penguin. Team pinguïn consists of 4 trained pinguïn commandos...
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Skipper, leader of the group and seconde shortest in height. Description: Flat head, sapphire blue eyes, wide oranje beak, oranje webbed toes, night black back, flippers, top, boven of head and upper tail feathers and white feathers everywhere else. He's stubborn, stern, fierce but is also kind, caring and protective.

Next there's Kowaski, the lieutenant (A/N: Does anyone know how to pronounce lieutenant?)...

The penguins were far on their way. The morning turned to a sweltering afternoon. Later, that shifted to a chilling night. The waves rocked mellowly.
Private glided through the water with Celeste on his left and Skipper on his right. Everything felt right. Even though the water was freezing due to nightfall, none of them were the least bit cold. They all had swam through much worse.
As time passed on, they weren't even close to the destination they had hoped for. All of them, began to tire sooner of later.The energy to keep going was scarce in all of them. The sky above the ocean was pitch...