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Too much chinese food

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SPKR689 TOO MANY NOODLES!!!!!!

Icicle1penguin Ugh. General chow shrimp beat me tonight! Well played general...

Nori4Reel guess what i did...i poisoned the chow shrimp and now hes in a deep sleep AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

krazy4kowalski You suck, Nori!

Nori4Reel i do not suck!skipper suck!

Sandrei You suck

Nori4Reel STOP DOING THAT!DX

KowalskiTheLich Nori, leave Skipper alone. Sandrei, leave Nori alone.

Sandrei She started it

Nori4Reel yeah like.... thousand years ago!

Private, the Private.

posted by SJ_waddles

Okay, on as much as I know about Private (barely)I know he has a father named Sam vis (read it and weep, actually, don't weep.. But on my Operation pinguïn Game, Private mentions "My father Sam Fish" soo yea XD) So please enjoy my fanfic! :D (I PUT SWEAT AND BLOOD INTO THIS!! Wait, no that was fruit punch..)
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November 20th, 1995.

Skipper, a pinguïn marched back and forth. Thinking worriedly and rapidly.
"Alright men. The Major General is coming.. I don't know why.. But.." Skipper went back into is thoughts.
Rico, the youngest pinguïn door two years...

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Rejection (Kowalski/Rico Pairing)

posted by skipperluvs

Note: This is my first Koico, Rowalski, Kico...whatever you'd like to call it. It is in Rico's point of view.

I watched him as he sat there, lonely as always. He never really seemed to care whether he had such company of not. Very careless indeed. I enjoyed to have him around all the time, he was a like a best friend to me...but there were times that I doubted our friendship. I didn't think that he didn't like me of something around that area, I just sometimes felt really close to him. Too close, I believe. Almost like brothers. Sometimes I felt even closer than that. I always wondered how...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 7

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 7

Rico’s eyes scrolled over the room, searching for the items that would be necessary for his rescue. He kept looking around but he couldn’t stay looking at something too long, the longer he took, the farther Marlene and Richard got. His stomach was feeling sick at the thought of Marlene and Richard EVER being together. That was just wrong. To Rico, he was some kind of molester…and he knew he probably was to anybody else.

The crazy pinguïn shook his head and tried to get focused on what he was doing again, but it was pretty hard to concentrate when his doll was watching him every...

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SHOPPING!!!

added by iLikeKowalski

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I love this Penguins!!!!!!

added by PenguinStyle

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Normal is Never Real: Chapter 1

posted by SPKR689

A/N: Yes, this is the first chapter. I see that some people were confused on the prologue, just stay calm, I will still answer any vragen that u have. This is just the start of the story, short, sweet, and ready for the next.

Chapter 1

I sighed, ‘why is today so boring?’ I asked myself as a walked down the hall to Junior’s room. I could hear him laughing from where I was now. I open the door and see Skipper playing with him. “Hey,” he says, “Just wanted to spend time with Junior. Don’t worry, I didn’t make him fight any space squids today, right...

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I will steal your otter chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he zei mumbling

"my datum with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in love with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, u really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, u lost, I got the girl skipper, so u lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she zei as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

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Psycho: Chapter 10

posted by 67Dodge

Lily finally felt veilig when Private's footsteps faded away upstairs, apparently, he went to find Lily, but he's still searching. She looked at the cellar door, was it veilig to enter?Yes, it was. She opened the door, which went down a flight of stairs, she noticed the room had stuffed birds too. Taxidermist's birds, eternally stuffed and mounted for display. 'Blech, that's nasty, killing a bird, gutting it and stuffing it with cotton is nasty,' thought Lily, looking around. The taxidermed animals soon started varying, lizards in preserving jars, whole parasites stuffed in alcohol jars, a deer...

Lilly! Don't go!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as Allison left, Rico sent a transmition to Lilly telling her to look out her window. Well, she did and the boys were standing on her balcony. " Rico! Private! Kowalski!" Cried Lilly with joy. " Hello? zei Skipper."'Im here too!" " Really? Didn't notice. zei Lilly in a sarcastic voice. " Let's go guys, I hate it here!" zei Lilly. She grabbed her pretty blue ribbon and they were off. " HALT!!" zei Luke, the same bodygaurd who dragged Lilly to Antarctica in the first place. " On behalf of the Queen of Antarctica,I command u to--- Lilly punches Luke in the face " Im soo sick of that guy!" Lilly zei rubbing her fist. They all got on the plane and took off. " Lilly." zei Private in a sweet tone. " Isn't it wondorful to be a princess?" he asked. " I guess." Replied Lilly " But I'd much rather be a dirty commando!" Everyone starts laughing, and Lilly didn't even remember she hates Skipper's guts! THE END!

I will never forget this.. When I loved the humans, and the pen-goo-ins. but now..

posted by birath

One day, In 1979, soon of later, something happened. This is how I lost my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, u retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This dolfijn is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do u know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter Two

posted by Pluma

Hexter struggled violently against the net. If he didn't get the water out his lugs soon, he would die and he knew it. Hexter lashed one way to the next. The net got caught into his mouth, cutting into the roof of his mouth. I'm gonna die. he thought gloomily as he gasped for air. So far, he had only succeeded in tangling his right flipper tighter in the netting. Hexter struggled again for one last time and was still.

Dexter was happy. He thought he had killed Hexter, and now his troubles were over. No meer prankster. The perfect paradise. As he swam home, he realized that his parents would...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 8)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 8: Decision Time

The volgende dag Brandon finally mad up his mind. Now he walks up to Marlene to tell her.

“Morning Marlene.”

“Morning Brandon do u have an answer?”

“Yeah.”

“So what do u say?”

He took a deep breath, then he smile.

“My answer is yes.”

Marlene then jumped for joy.

“All right Brandon and trust me this will work.”

“Don’t worry I have faith in u Marlene.”

“Thanks now I’m going to see if the penguins will help.”

“You do that I going to stay hear, and think of what song I’m going to play.”

“Okay see u in a few minutes.”...

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Operation: Rooftop Wonder Part 1

posted by scifiguy1999

Yelliing as he did, skipper threw a grapiling hook onto a building. "Grapiling hook in place,boys.",Skipper zei as the hook caught on the building. "We have to hurry, that timebomb isn't getting any younger!",Skipper also says," I'm going across."

A few seconden ago,while driving, rico coughed up a thirty-munite timebomb, And it got onto the top, boven of a sky scraper. They were going to get it, eccept, they zei they were going to be at marlene's place in a few muintes! But, what's meer important? So, they climed up a bouilding right volgende to it.

"The building is to far away, Kawalski yelled, "We will have to manually get it over there!" "But how?" Kawalski said. Suddenly, skipper looked at his car,and got a smile on his face. "Were' going to have to jump!" Skipper said,
as he was runing towards the car. "Is he crazy!" Private said. "I must be, Sipper said,"But i'm crazy enough to save new york!"