Inflation Motivational Poster

Dream

It was a quiet dag in the HQ. It might've even seemed too quiet for some and that "some" wasn't Skipper. To Kowalski, something didn't seem right.
He left the HQ for a while and looked around the zoo and everyone was present in the zoo. All except for one: Monique. He double checked the zoo, he even triple checked. She didn't say anything about leaving and she's talked to Kowalski about a lot.
What was also amazing was that no one else seemed to notice her disappearance except for him. Not even Skipper, and he always his parttime blood shot, highly trained eyes on everything. Kowalski had...

Bridge

They were on different sides while it was burning. Both unable to see the other's face, they had tears slowly crawling out of their eyes, not just from the destruction of the bridge, but from the fact that there's no way they can be back together again.

The Distance
Kowalski's busy in his room writing on his clipboard and although he felt tired, he couldn't take a nap. Everytime he closed his eyes, all he could see is Monique sitting volgende to him and turning her head to see him. The bad thing about it is that it reminds him that she's no longer with him. He finished his writing on his clipboard,...

Note: I was listening to this one song and I thought the lyrics totally fit this story. Not so much as a song but a poem. I have a few of the words. And no I did NOT copy off some one's idea to make a story based off this song. I was writing the story before I listened to it. It just fits. I hope u like it!

"There's a place that I know
It's not pretty there and few have ever
Gone.
If I toon it to u now
Will it make u run away
of will u stay
Even if it hurts?
Even if I push u out
Will u return?
And remind me who I really am.
Please remind me who I really am.
Everbody's got a dark...

Private's vraag stung. It seemed as if she hadn't anticipated him asking. She closed her eyes and reminisced painfully. A bitter taste formed in her beak. It was like she could feel the cold hands grasping her again.
"Scientists," She answered simply, covering up her past.
"What intentions would they have in caging up a pinguïn in a lab for years?" Private wondered naïvely. Skipper elbowed Kowalski in the ribs.
"Uh… I'll explain later, Private." Kowalski said.
"No, it's fine. u see, there are some scientists. Evil scientists, who test chemicals out on animals. Sometimes, like in my case,...

As soon as the reached their humble habitat, they entered the lab. Kowalski and Rico were still transporting the creature. She was only about Private's size and age and as thin as paper, but as heavy as Skipper.
"Private, if u could roll this examing tafel, tabel to us I'd greatly appreciate it. Rico, we're going to lift her up on three." Kowalski strained as they struggled under the weight of the little penguin.
The chubby pinguïn pushed the tafel, tabel in front of his friends.
"Three ... two ........ one!" Kowalski ordered.
The two strong penguins managed to put her soundly on the tafel, tabel without awakening...

Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! u know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...

One dag in the central park zoo a new pinguïn arrived in the pinguïn habitat with a scar going down his right eye down to his left flipper but he hides a deadly secret. . .
Kowalski: We'll be invading Blowhole's base any questions?
Wolf: We're good.
Later that evening. . .
Kowalski: so did u leave any one behind in Colorado?
Wolf: No, did you?
Kowalski: yes, Dorris the dolphin
Later
Blowhole: welcome wolf my old friend *evil laugh*
Kowalski: Wait. . . how do u know Blowhole?
Wolf: We used to be allies but the last time I trusted him he gave me this scar.
Blowhole: Now to unleash my pinguïn bomb,...

*Please note i didn't write this song myself, Seastar4374 wrote it*

The penguins jumped up the hatch
"So Starlite's suppose to be beautiful? PFFT! Yah and it will rain dolphins!" Skipper laughed.
*Rainbow veins-Owl City*
*High rise, veins of the avenue
Bright eyes and subtle variations of blue*
The other four penguins were staring at something that was behind Skipper. "What are u nancy-cats gawking at?" Skipper sighed, not turning around.
*Everywhere is balanced there like a regenboog above u
Street lights glisten on the boulevard
And cold nights make staying alert so hard*
"Umm...You might wanna...

"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm writing 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are u doing here?"
   "Well, u seem a bit down in the dumps meer than usual." Private replied. Julien responded door laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few meer animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...

pop: Look kowalski i'm sorry....I have somethign to say: ( song starts. )

I'm so glad u made time to see me
How's life, tell me how's your family
I haven't seen them in a while
You've been good, busier than ever
We small talk, work and the weather
Your guard is up and I know why

'Cause the last time u saw me
Still burned in the back of your mind
You gave me roses and I left them there to die

So this is me swallowing my pride,
Standing in front of u saying I'm sorry for that night
And I'd go back to December all the time
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing u
Wishing that I'd realized...

"And then, well let's not say anything about Jonstion." Skipper just finshed telling Marlene that Private was his son. "Wow. Is that why u personly slap Private?" asked Marlene. "That's clasified, Marlene." anwsered Skipper. "Whats no longer clasifed is my fealings tords you. I love Marlene. Do u love me?" he asked. "I thought you'd never ask. Let's take this to the volgende level. Shut-up and kiss me." zei Marlene. Little
did they know, Skipper's doctor and and assistent
were watching. "I think fate wanted us to see this. Right, Chase?" Chase replied, "Right Amber." The couples embrased, but...