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You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and u ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and u scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time u use the Internet, u thank Hermes.
When u see Harry Potter, u think of Percy with glasses.
You burn food to see if it smells good.
You see an owl, u go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
You think that your favoriete singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone...
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