Leo: Are u sure she orbed? Are u sure that wasn't something else?
Phoebe: Leo, she disappeared. Bright, white, shiny... thingies came and she reappeared.
[pause]
Phoebe: What else could it be?
Leo: It just doesn't make any sense.
Cole: Why not?
Leo: Why would Shax want to kill a whitelighter?
Cole: Maybe he doesn't know she's a whitelighter.
Leo: Right... The bron sends out his personal assassin but doesn't know who he's after.
[Piper clangs dishes in background]
Phoebe: Is it possible she didn't know she's a whitelighter?
Leo: No, why?
Cole: Because she acted as if she didn't. She acted just as surprised as we were when she orbed out.
Leo: That doesn't make any sense either.
Phoebe: Okay, why don't u go up and ask the Elders what does make sense, so we don't go risking our lives again?
Leo: I'll be right back.
Cole: [Cole shimmers into room] Sorry I took so long. I had to dodge a couple bounty hunters.
Leo: Did u find anything out?
Cole: u have no idea what I found out. Turns out The bron doesn't think she's a whitelighter at all, in fact, he thinks she might be another
[pauses and points at Piper and Phoebe]
Cole: Charmed One. That's why he put Shax on it. He thought he ended the Power of Three, now he's worried that the girl may some how reconstitute it.
Phoebe: No, but that's not possible,
[turns to Leo]
Phoebe: Is that possible?
[Leo shrugs, Piper turns and walks out of the room]
Phoebe: Piper?
Cole: Piper?
Cole: Sam?
Leo Wyatt: Her whitelighter.
[referring to Patty]
Cole: Hmmm. Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree, I see.
Piper: Shhh!
"Charmed: Enter the Demon (#4.4)" (2001)
Paige: [Paige comes home- thought it is Phoebe in her body] Oh Cole... u scared me.
Cole: Sorry. Didn't mean to; with the rain outside and everyone on Yenlo alert.
Paige: Yeah, Yenlo. That's why I rushed home.
Cole: You're chilled. Here put this on.
[he goes to give her his jacket]
Cole: .
Paige: Oh, u keep it.
Cole: I'm sorry. Am I making u feel uncomfortable?
Paige: No of course not, I was just wondering what Phoebe would feel about this.
Cole: Phoebe?
Paige: Uh, yeah, your girlfriend, Phoebe, remember?
Cole: Yeah, u see the problem with Phoebe is she's so obsessed with training. She's not interested in
[pause]
Cole: romance anymore.
Paige: That's not true, uh, I mean, she...
Cole: u on the other hand, strike me as being full of passion, desire. I miss that.
Paige: I gotta go.
[she moves to get away. Cole kisses her passionately, and Paige in Phoebe's body comes downstairs]
Phoebe: Hey!
[Paige grabs Cole door the hand and flips him onto his back]
Paige: How could u do this to me?
Cole: Oh, come one
[laughing, then to Paige]
Cole: I'm just trying to have a little fun Phoebe. Isn't that what u were complaining about me not doing?
Paige: Yeah, but I never meant for
[pause]
Paige: did u just call me Phoebe?
Cole: Would u rather I kissed her?
[looks at Phoebe]
Paige: No.
Phoebe: No? How do u know?
Cole: Well, for one thing
[talking to Phoebe]
Cole: u suck at levitating and for another u set me straight about the way I've been treating the real Phoebe, as only a sister could.
Paige: u did?
Phoebe: Someone had to.
Cole: Okay. I'm gonna go. Let u guys work this out. When you're yourself again, Give me a call.
[he grabs Paige's butt]
Cole: We'll have some fun.
Paige: [in Phoebe's body] How did I get down here?
Cole: Never drop your guard.
Paige: [in Phoebe's body] What did u just call me?
Cole: Well, u really took a shot if u can't remember you're name.
Paige: [in Phoebe's body] Oh, no. I am so screwed and so frosted.
Phoebe: [in Paige's body] What's going on?
Paige: [in Phoebe's body] Don't worry, Phoebe. It's me, Paige. We switched bodies.
Phoebe: [in Paige's body] What did u do?
Paige: [in Phoebe's body] Why do automatically assume it was something that I did?
Phoebe: [in Paige's body] Paige!
Paige: [in Phoebe's body] All right, all right. I did it, but it was an accident. I swear. I just wanted to know what it was like to be u and somehow the potion I was working on just sort of blew up.
Phoebe: [in Paige's body] u wanted to be me? Are u crazy? Okay. Okay. We gotta fix this. What ingredients did u use?
Paige: [in Phoebe's body] I'm not sure. Just please don't tell Piper. She already thinks I'm a screw-up as it is.
Phoebe: [in Paige's body] Hello! Paige, we are in each other's bodies. I think Piper is the least of our problems. Okay, fine. I won't tell her. Now wipe that look off my face.
Paige: [in Phoebe's body] Thanks. God, this top, boven is tight.
Phoebe: [in Paige's body] Yeah, but it sure looks great.
Cole: So, ready to get back at it?
Phoebe: [in Paige's body] Yeah, just a minuut sweetie.
Cole: Not you. Phoebe.
Paige: [in Phoebe's body] Uh, sure, sugar. Whatever u say. Lets go work up a sweat.
Phoebe: [in Paige's body] Uh, just a minute. Actually, Phoebe has to stay with me. She has to help me with the potion. It blew up in my face.
"Charmed: Hell Hath No Fury (#4.3)" (2001)
Phoebe: Well, because she's our sister.
Piper: Not for long.
[Piper and Phoebe run out of the attic]
Cole: [Cole grabs a chair and sits down]
Phoebe: [Phoebe runs back into the room] Are u coming?
Cole: To vanquish your sister?
[laughs]
Cole: I think I'll sit this one out.
Phoebe: Cole is not your problem, Piper, and u know it.
[They fight]
Paige: Book!
[the Book of Shadows orbs to her]
Paige: Please let there be something in here.
[Cole conjures an energy ball]
Phoebe: Cole don't! u think I abandoned you. u think it's my fault that Prue died. u blame me, u should just admit it.
[Piper hits her]
Paige: u don't wanna kill me, Piper, u don't even know me! It's not about me, it's not about Phoebe is it?
Phoebe: Leo!
[Leo orbs in. Piper swipes at Paige. Paige orbs behind Piper]
Paige: Phoebe's not the sister who abandoned you, it's Prue isn't it?
[Piper grabs Paige around the throat]
Phoebe: Leo do something!
[Leo orbs Paige and Piper out]
Cole: Where did he take them?
Phoebe: To what Piper's really angry at.
[Cut to scene of Piper, Paige and Leo orbing into Mausoleum. Piper backs away, the camera pans to toon the three of them are standing in front of Prue's urn chamber]
Paige: Tell her Piper! It's alright to hate her!
[Piper shakes her head and turns to the door]
Paige: u should hate her!
[Piper grabs the door which is locked and shakes it]
Paige: When my parents died I hated them for it! I was alone and I hated them! It is okay to hate Prue!
[Piper turns around and walks up to Paige]
Piper: How dare you!
[Piper turns and runs to Prue's urn chamber and hits it]
Piper: How dare u leave me! How could u go and die and leave me here alone! Please come back! I need you! Please come back! Aah!
[Piper falls to the floor crying, Leo walks to her]
Leo Wyatt: It's okay, it's okay honey.
Piper: It's not okay. I mean she risked her life everyday and she never thought about what would happen to me and Phoebe if she was gone!
Leo Wyatt: I know.
Piper: How could she think that I could live without her?
Leo Wyatt: [to Piper after she uses her power on him] Okay! Now we REALLY have to talk! You... do... NOT... use... your powers... on a MORTAL!
Cole: [entering from the side] Back... away... from... her... slowly, Leo.
Leo Wyatt: [just noticing Cole] What?
Cole: She's becoming fury, no reasoning with her now.
"Charmed: Centennial Charmed (#5.12)" (2003)
Paige Matthews: She's still alive. Grab her hand.
Phoebe Halliwell: What?
Cole Turner: I don't know how u got here, Paige. But if it's any consolation, I know exactly where I'm gonna bury you... right volgende to yourself.
Paige Matthews: Grab her hand.
[Surrounded door blue light, they release the Power of Three and Cole's energy ball bounces off of them]
Phoebe Halliwell: The Power of Three.
Paige Matthews: That's us. Potion! I do hate long good-byes.
Phoebe Halliwell: No!
Paige Matthews: Phoebe, are u crazy? Throw it before he shimmers out!
Cole Turner: She's not gonna throw it. Are you?
Paige Matthews: Throw the potion.
Cole Turner: We've been through so much together... haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even this. We're meant to be together.
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't think so.
[Vanquishes Cole]
Cole Turner: I don't care! I am not spending another hundred birthdays without her.
Cole Turner: This is all messed up. How'd it get messed up? u have no idea what I've gegeven up for you.
Phoebe Halliwell: What about what I've gegeven up, Cole? I've gegeven up my family, my heritage, my life!
Cole Turner: Oh, yeah? From where I'm standing, it looks like u have a pretty damn good life to me!
Phoebe Halliwell: Look the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper and u know it.
"Charmed: The Good, the Bad and the Cursed (#3.14)" (2001)
Outlaw: See u in hell.
Cole: Been there, done that.
Cole: I'm not gonna use my powers against u anyway. In fact, I'm never gonna use them again.
[laughs]
Cole: Ever. It keeps me from being evil.
Prue: No u will always be evil, you're a demon.
Cole: Half-demon! My human half can suppress it if you...
Prue: If we toon u that we have gifts too, will u trust us then?
[to Cole]
Prue: toon him.
Cole: toon him what?
Prue: You're gift. toon him your gift.
[Cole shimmers out and then shimmers back in]
"Charmed: Charmed Again: Part 1 (#4.1)" (2001)
Cole: [after Patty explains about Paige] Who's Sam?
Leo: Her Whitelighter
Cole: The appel, apple doesn't fall far from the forbidden tree.
Patty Halliwell: We didn't tell anybody because we were afraid that there would be reprisals, afraid that, u girls would be denied your powers. Your birthright. It happened after your father and I were divorced, when Sam and I were together.
Cole: Sam?
Leo: Her white lighter.
Cole: Apples don't fall far from the forbidden tree, I see.
Piper Halliwell: Shh! Go on.
Patty Halliwell: u were both toddlers. u just thought Mommy got a little fat. u never knew I was pregnant.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: I was the only one who knew.
Patty Halliwell: And Sam, obviously.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Right. Well, yes, of course.
Patty Halliwell: We wanted to keep the baby, of course. But mother...
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Well, I knew it would be disastrous. u know, before u and Leo, Piper, it wasn't just forbidden. It was unthinkable for witches to be with white lighters. I mean, let alone have children with them.
Patty Halliwell: So, that's why we had to, why we decided, to give the baby up. Sam and I took her to a local church as soon as she was born. And we asked the nun there to find a home pagina for her, and she found one. A very, very good home.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Yes.
Leo: Explains why the Elders didn't know about her.
Phoebe Halliwell: All right, hold it. Wait just one minute. Are u telling me, that that girl, our innocent, is really... our sister?
Patty Halliwell: Your baby sister.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Their baby half-sister.
Patty Halliwell: But door my half, which makes her a sister witch. Well, actually, not yet anyway. Not until all three of u are here together door the Book. Just like before.
Penny 'Grams' Halliwell: Charmed. Again.
"Charmed: Primrose Empath (#3.6)" (2000)
Phoebe: So, how bout those 9ers?
Cole: The what?
Phoebe: The 9ers, the 49ers, the football team.
[pause]
Phoebe: u don't follow football?
[laughs]
Phoebe: He isn't human.
Cole: [Cole chokes on the water he's drinking]
Phoebe: u okay?
Cole: Check!
Phoebe: Uh, u know what, uh, is there something wrong?
Cole: No.
Phoebe: It's just u haven't zei anything since we left the restaurant.
Cole: A lot on my mind, I guess.
Phoebe: Work?
Cole: Yea, sort of.
[pause]
Cole: I don't know how to say this...
Phoebe: Uh-oh. Don't ever start a sentence like that with a girl...
[pause]
Phoebe: u don't want to see me anymore? Right? Never accept a lunch date.
Cole: It's got nothing to do with you. I mean, how I feel about you.
Phoebe: I don't understand.
Cole: It's complicated.
Phoebe: I think that I deserve to know.
Cole: I promise you'll understand soon, maybe meer than you'd want to.
"Charmed: Death Takes a Halliwell (#3.16)" (2001)
Cole: I can't do that. If the demons get to you, they'll find out the way to get to me is to kill Phoebe. And I can't let that happen.
Inspector Reece Davidson: When u say demon, you...
Cole: I don't mean it as a metaphor.
Cole: Inspector, you're in a room with three witches and a demon, u really think that gun's gonna help?
"Charmed: The Seven jaar Witch (#7.16)" (2005)
Piper Halliwell: What are u exactly? Ghost, demon, poltergeist, nightmare?
Cole Turner: None of the above. We're caught in a cosmic void... between life and death.
Piper Halliwell: I'm stuck with you?
Cole Turner: No. If u play your cards right, u can get out of this nasty limbo. I'm the one who's here for all eternity.
Piper Halliwell: Paying penance for your evil past.
Cole Turner: u always were the smart one.
Cole Turner: You've tried going upstairs twice, out the front door four times, and through the uithangbord five.
[Piper is pushed out of the uithangbord and back into the living room and falls on the floor against the divan, bank with a thud]
Piper Halliwell: Unh!
Cole Turner: Make that six times. But, hey, u haven't tried the chimney yet.
Piper Halliwell: I thought ghosts could go any damn place they pleased.
Cole Turner: You're still attached to your body. You're not a ghost. But u will be if u don't start trusting me. There is only one way out of here.
Piper Halliwell: The last Halliwell that trusted u ended up burying your demonic spawn.
Cole Turner: Not one of my finer moments, but Phoebe'll make a great mom. Can u blame me for wanting to be the dad?
Piper Halliwell: You're wasting your time.
Cole Turner: Now is that any way to treat family?
"Charmed: Bride and Gloom (#3.13)" (2001)
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as u didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't u just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole: There's no such thing as evil love. It's just gratification. Lust.
"Charmed: Black as Cole (#4.8)" (2001)
Cole Turner: Speaking of onbeantwoord questions...
Phoebe Halliwell: There is a demon on the loose, Cole, we don't have time for this.
Cole Turner: Shouldn't we make time for it?
Phoebe Halliwell: No, not now, we shouldn't.
Piper Halliwell: What are u guys talking about?
Phoebe Halliwell: Nothing.
Cole Turner: Nothing.
Cole: [entering Manor with Phoebe, both are covered in green goo] Don't u think we should talk about this?
Phoebe: Talk about what?
Piper: Wow, looks like u two got a juicy one.
Phoebe: Yeah, but unfortunately no the one who kills witches.
Piper: How do u know?
Cole: Because upper-level demons have a human form and they bleed red, not green.
Piper: Ah.
[Phoebe heads upstairs]
Piper: .
Cole: Where are u going?
Phoebe: I'm going up to take a douche first and then I'm going to check The Book of Shadows. I wanna ID this demon I'm wearing, try to find some answers.
Cole: Speaking of onbeantwoord questions...
Phoebe: There is a demon in the loose Cole, we don't have time for this.
Cole: Shouldn't we make time for it?
Phoebe: No, not now we shouldn't.
Piper: What are u guys talking about?
Phoebe: Nothing.
Cole: Nothing.
[shakes head]
Phoebe: Please Cole, let's just focus on vanquishing the demon.
Cole: Fine. I'll go see what I can find out.
[shimmers out]
"Charmed: The Demon Who Came in from the Cold (#3.19)" (2001)
Phoebe: I'm so glad u made it back before my graduation.
Cole: I wouldn't miss it for the world. of the underworld.
Cole: The rumors are true. I loved a witch, still do actually at least my human half does, but that was a mistake. I realize that now. I'd forgotten who I really was.
"Charmed: A Witch's Tail: Part 2 (#5.2)" (2002)
Cole Turner: All u have to do to free yourself is admit how u truly feel about me... in your heart.
"Charmed: Power Outage (#3.7)" (2000)
Phoebe: Um, about the other night. Are u sorry that we uh...
Cole: Not at all. Are you?
Phoebe: Depends on what happens next.
Cole: Too bad u can't predict the future.
Phoebe: Who says I can't?
"Charmed: Sleuthing with the Enemy (#3.8)" (2000)
Cole: Is there something wrong Phoebe? Something you're not telling me.
Phoebe: Don't u think u have that backwards?
Cole: Meaning?
Phoebe: Well, you're the one with all the secrets, right?
Cole: Am I? u sure about that?
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm sure about anymore.
Cole: Yea, I know how u feel.
Phoebe: I doubt that.
Cole: I think I know what's going on here Phoebe and I'm sorry its come to this. But I'm not sorry about us. u need to know that.
Phoebe: u never told me where u were from.
Cole: u never asked.
Phoebe: I'm asking now.
Cole: Why don't u ask me what u really want to know Phoebe. I won't lie to you.
Phoebe: Who are you?
"Charmed: The Honeymoon's Over (#3.1)" (2000)
Phoebe: Something good happened. Can't u just accept that?
Cole: [Cole shakes his head]
Cole: It's not in my nature.
"Charmed: A Witch in Time (#5.8)" (2002)
Bacarra: I'm Bacarra, I've come here from the future.
Cole: ... Well, I can't say I've heard that before.
"Charmed: Muse to My Ears (#4.9)" (2001)
Cole: [the Charmed ones are being inspired door a muse] I think Leo should orb me down to the Underworld. I may not be a demon anymore, but I still know the terrain.
Phoebe: And u may just find yourself in ever-lasting pain!
Paige: ... That was a rhyme.
Phoebe: I know; and now is not the time.
"Charmed: Just Harried (#3.15)" (2001)
Cole Turner: Oh, no, I'm not a cop. I'm a fortune teller and I predict you're gonna give me a confession.
"Charmed: A Paige from the Past (#4.10)" (2002)
Phoebe Halliwell: I never answered your question. Ask me again.
Cole Turner: Will u marry me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yes, I will.
[Kiss]
"Charmed: Marry-Go-Round (#4.15)" (2002)
Cole Turner: And perfect
Phoebe Halliwell: For what?
Cole Turner: A wedding.
Piper Halliwell: I couldn't agree more.
Phoebe Halliwell: Really?
Paige Matthews: You've got the rings.
Leo Wyatt: And we're all here.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, I do. I mean, I will. Let's go.
Dark Priest: Not two but one, then life be gone. u may kiss the bride.
Phoebe Halliwell: We did it.
Cole Turner: Yes, we did.
The Seer: It is done.
"Charmed: Once Upon a Time (#3.3)" (2000)
Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do u think I could use your restroom?
Phoebe Halliwell: Number one of number two.
Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
Cole Turner: Excuse me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, u can come in but u have to do it very fast, whatever it is.
"Charmed: Happily Ever After (#5.3)" (2002)
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't know what you're up to but whatever it is, it is not gonna work.
Cole Turner: Don't u think you're being a little paranoid?
Phoebe Halliwell: With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
"Charmed: All Halliwell's Eve (#3.4)" (2000)
Phoebe: So, you're an angel?
Cole: Oh, this? No, not really.
Phoebe: That's okay, neither am I.
"Charmed: Y Tu Mummy También (#5.10)" (2003)
Jeric: We won't give up her body without a replacement.
Cole Turner: Well, I figured. How do u feel about redheads?
"Charmed: Long Live the Queen (#4.20)" (2002)
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe, u heard what he said, he's gonna kill us, help us!
Phoebe Halliwell: Forgive me.
Cole Turner: I'm sorry. It's for the best.
Phoebe Halliwell: I know it is.
[Phoebe kisses him]
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe?
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry too.
[Phoebe traps him]
Cole Turner: Phoebe, no. No!
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry, baby, I'm so sorry.
Piper Halliwell: Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda...
Phoebe Halliwell: Ashford, Helen, Laura and Grace...
Cole Turner: I will always love you.
Paige: Halliwell witches stand strong beside us.
Phoebe Halliwell: Vanquish this evil...
Paige, Phoebe Halliwell, Piper Halliwell: From time and space.
[Cole is vanquished]
"Charmed: Brain Drain (#4.7)" (2001)
Phoebe: Is something wrong.
Piper: No. Everything is just right.
Paige: Except my chair...
Piper: Yeah... which, ummm, I'll actually pay to replace.
Paige: Oh God no. It's not your fault.
[Paige pauses]
Paige: of is it?
Piper: Actually, yeah... it is. I was just upset that there was yet another demon in our house, in our lives. And I know I should stop fighting it and just accept it, but...
Paige: Nah. It wasn't my favoriete chair. Besides, it is kinda good to know I am not the only one who struggles with the idea of being a witch.
Phoebe: No, trust me, u are in good company.
Leo: Well, the good news is that u won't have to deal with the bron anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.
Cole: Not bad enough though, he'll be back.
Phoebe: So.
[Phoebe rubs her hands up and down Cole's chest]
Phoebe: He's gone for now. First time in a long time. Maybe we should take advantage of that.
Cole: [Cole pulls Phoebe up against him] Why Ms. Haliwell, are u trying to seduce me?
Phoebe: Always.
Piper: Ewwww...
Phoebe, Cole: [Phoebe and Cole race up the stairs laughing]
Paige: Okay... I'm just going to go to the store and get some melk of something...
[Paige leaves]
Leo: [to Piper] u sure you're okay?
Piper: Yeah. I mean, I'm never going to stop wanting a normal life, but I think thats the one thing that actually keeps me sane.
Leo: Well, u deserve a normal life Piper. We both do. And maybe we'll get that once we banish the bron once and for all.
Piper: And who knows. Maybe one dag I could have a baby douche of my own. What do u think?
Leo: Well in that case...
[Leo picks Piper up and cradles her in his arms]
Piper: Oh!
Leo: [Leo grins] Need to practice a little.
Piper: Leo!
Piper, Leo: [Piper and Leo orb off in a douche of blue sparks. u hear Leo laughing]
