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posted by xMusicIsMyLifex
Songwriter: Miranda Lambert

I left the beans on
I put my jeans on
And drove down to the Jonesville News & Times
I zei to the man I need to place an add
How much will it be for the four lines
Cause my husbands pissed me off for the last time

Trailer for rent, no down payment
Comes with some holes and dents
Where I got tired of his shit
Call if your interested, trailer for rent

It's been ten years, ten thousand beers
And he's still sittin right there on the couch
I played the misses and I've done the dishes
Bout time somebody got the hell out
My phone ought to be ringing about now

Cause there's...
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posted by xMusicIsMyLifex
Songwriter: Miranda Lambert/ Ashley Monroe/ Angaleena Presley


She's on the highest dose of prozac a woman can take,
She's likes to pop her pain pills with every little ache,
She's got a Tennessee mountain point of view,
If you're gonna have one might as well have two

Raised up right in the hills of Kentucky,
No she ain't gonna smile til she lights up her lucky,
No filter on her mouth of her cigerettes
Oh baby what you're lookin' at is what u get

Ya we owe 400 dollars to the boys in the band
Gas lights blinking on our broke down van
We're living on truck stop burgers and fries
Crossing our...
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posted by xMusicIsMyLifex
Songwriter: Miranda Lambert/ Ashley Monroe

Somebody had to set a Bad Example
Teach all the Prim & Propers what not to do
Nobody around here wants to ramble
What the hell that's what I was born to do

A swanky big brick houses don't amuse me
I Live in a Trailer but i drive a Cadillac
I Have never tried to impress nobody
My 'Honk - If You're Horny' Sticker on the back

Somebody had to set a Bad Example
Teach all the Prim & Propers what not to do
Nobody around here wants to ramble
What the hell that's what I was born to do

All the girls that i grew up with in College
Their Rich Daddies bought...
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posted by xMusicIsMyLifex
Songwriter: Miranda Lambert/ Ashley Monroe/ Angaleena Presley

I been thinking about setting my house on fire
Can't see a way out of the mess I'm in
And the bills keep getting higher
I'll I need is a match and a gallon of gas
Lord, I'm getting tired
Gonna set this house on fire

I been thinking about going off a deep end
My man can't get none no other time
And the baby ain't been sleeping
All I need is a washing machine
These hands of mine ain't grieving
About to go off of the deep end

Well I been thinking about all these pills I'm taking
I wash 'em down with a nice cold beer
And the love I been faking
Oh, I feel like I'm burning up
The words I ain't been saying
And all these pills I'm taking

I been thinking about setting my house on fire
posted by xMusicIsMyLifex
Songwriter: Miranda Lambert/ Ashley Monroe

Maybe he's in Texas, maybe this town
Maybe Oklahoma plowin' up some ground
Southern Carolina, somewhere on the coast,
Maybe Alabama, drivin' thru Montgomery right now.
There's somethin' 'bout a boy from the South.

Maybe he's in Florida, somewhere in the pines,
Maybe on the delta throwin' out a line,
Maybe he's in Georgia, starin' at the stars,
Maybe Tennessee pickin' on a gitaar right now.
There's somethin' 'bout a boy from the south

Yea, the first time I felt it I was only 16,
And he kissed me underneath the chinaberry tree.
zei "Goodnight darlin',"...
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posted by xMusicIsMyLifex
Songwriter:Miranda Lambert/Ashley Monroe/ Angaleena Presley

I'm hell on heels
Say what u will
I done made the devil a deal
He made me pretty
He made me smart
And I'm gonna break me a million hearts
I'm hell on heels
Baby, I'm coming for you

This diamond ring
On my hand's
The only good thing
That came from that man
Got a G.T.O. from one named Joe
And a big piece of land down in Mexico
I'm hell on heels
Baby, I'm coming for you

I got a roze guitar
A lincoln town car
From ol' what's his name
I meet at a bar
Got a high rise flat in Hollywood
From a married man who wasn't up to no good
I'm hell...
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posted by xMusicIsMyLifex
Songwriter: Miranda Lambert/ Ashley Monroe/ Angaleena Presley/ Blake Shelton


Fine china stacked door the keuken-, keuken sink
Aunt Tammies in there claiming all the diamond rings
Uncle Bobs holding up the TV set
The only thing they are grieving over
Is what they ain't gonna get
She's only been in the ground a dag of two
I'm glad Mama ain't around to watch this family fued

Great gran daddy's shotgun started it all
She wasn't even cold
Before they ripped it off the wall
Wondas fighting Angie over antique quilts
Nobody even waited for the reading of the will
If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and blue
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posted by xMusicIsMyLifex
Songwriter: Angaleena Presley

He's got 17 coon dogs out in the pen
Ten 11 point bucks hangin' in his den
If he ain't a'huntin' he's a'watching a show
There's things about huntin' that he don't know

And if I was a bettin' woman
I'd lay my money down
I'd bet he spends meer time in them woods
Than he spends in this house
I got myself a problem I can't figure no way out
It's like I'm married to a shotgun carryin', tobacco chewin', no good blue
Tick hound

Well, I'm sick of eekhoorn jus and I'm sick of coon stew
Fence posts, shock collars, chicken wire, too
If he ain't a'huntin' he's out at the...
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posted by xMusicIsMyLifex
Songwriter: Miranda Lambert/ Ashley Monroe

Mama planned it all
zei it's pretty in the Fall
And the flowers would be
Roses and daisies
And she prayed nobody saw
The weight that I put on
The bride shouldn't be
four months and three weeks

Daddies pride and joy
Is marrying some boy
And he looked afraid
The preacher turned the page
And I was wearing beige

Nowhere baptist church
Wrinkles in his shirt
No ones having a ball
At the reception hall

And we didn't take no honeymoon
With what we've got ourselves into
A quick I do
Then back home pagina again

Daddies pride and joy
Was marrying some boy
Now everyone in this place
Knows I didn't wait
Cause I was wearing beige
I was wearing beige
posted by xMusicIsMyLifex
Songwriter: Angaleena Presley

My muffler's tied on with a gitaar string
I owe 7, 000 dollars to a bank machine
Before this car is ever really mine
And some fine dag I'll drive her downtown
Get a burger, fries and a royal crown
Thankin' God that I'll never
Have to pay another dime

My life is like a citroen drop
I'm suckin' on the bitter to get to the sweet part
I know there are better days ahead

I got dirty shirts and worn out jeans
I owe two dozen quarters to a washin' machine
Before these clothes will ever really shine
But I got me a man, that just don't care
If his little darlins got underwear...
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