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posted by Tawnyjay
As a young girl, I always loved science. While other kids were passing notes under desks, doodling in their textbooks, of just ignoring the teacher, I would be hanging onto every word, my eyes glued to the talker. When they would ask a question, my hand would shoot into the air. Language arts and math never really interested me, but science... glorious science...

I was bullied, too. "Hey, nerd," the nasty kids would sneer. "Was it u who was the idiot who discovered e=mc2?" Then they would push me into the locker and stalk away, laughing.

So my life continued. I went through my stages, going through boyfriends and puberty, but science was still my life. I would study every night for tests that would probably never happen. Most of my boyfriends broke up with me after discovering me reading a science book under the tafel, tabel while on a datum of something in those categories.

After only a matter of years, I was graduated from high school. Sadly, I hadn't gotten into any great colleges, thought there were some okay ones willing to take me in because of my phenomenal science grades.

I made vrienden in college, but one dag was reading the newspaper and saw an advertisement which was exactly what I was looking for.

It read:

APERTURE SCIENCE:
"We Do What We Must Because We Can".
Are u a scientist looking for an amazing job?
End your zoek here! APERTURE SCIENCE, INC. is the best scientific research group in the world!
*Employees needed

It was a dream come true. There was a bigger, flashier ad for a science company called "Black Mesa", but I could feel it.

Aperture Science was where I was going to go.
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Myself having a bit of fun singing this a cappella in full out singing Italian torentje mode!
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Incredibly amusing song sung door Wheatley's actual voice actor.
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From the creators of "The Wheatley Song", here's another one, this time based on the song "This is Halloween" from the Nightmare Before Christmas.
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Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when u tried
to kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice

You want your freedom?
Take it
That's what I'm counting on

I used to want u dead
but
Now I only want u gone

She was a lot like you
(Maybe not quite as heavy)
Now little Caroline is in here too
One dag they woke me up
So I could live forever
It's such a shame the same
will never happen to you

You've got your
short sad
life left
That's what I'm counting on
I'll let u get right to it
Now I only want u gone

Goodbye my...
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