The reason that this is so late is because the lady who gave birth to me left her computer at her job for 3 weeks. I had written this ages ago, but it’s okay…No it’s not. But you’ll get over it.
“And how does that make u feel?” Paris asked Jaafar for the third time in a row
“It makes me feel like crap! I told u that a million times already.” Jaafar zei frustrated. “How do u think it feels to be betrayed door your own cousin?”
“Jaafar, it was three weeks ago. GET OVER IT!”, Paris exclaimed
“Why would I? They were sleeping together!” Jaafar said
“You make it sound so bad when it’s not. I accidentally locked them outside Jaafar”
“Well they didn’t have to sleep so close together. They were nearly touching.”
“What the heck? Did u want them to freeze of something? There was only one blanket.” Paris zei defending them.
Just then Jaafar saw Blanket, Donte, Randy, Jermajesty, and Prince walk door in swimming trunks and tee shirts.
“Well, won’t u look at the time? I have to go. Bye!” Paris zei leaving the room with a bag full of towels.
Jaafar stood up and followed them downstairs. “Where are u guys going?” he asked them as they opened the door.
“Out”, Donte replied running out of the house with the rest close behind.
Jaafar walked into the bibliotheek where he found Katherine reading the newspaper.
“Good morning grandma”, he zei sitting in the chair across from her.
She put her newspaper down and smiled “Good morning grandson, what brings u to me?”
“Do u know where everybody went?” he asked
The smile she once had was gone as she sighed. “Are they gone yet?” she asked
“Yes” he replied
“They went somewhere with Kayla.” She said
“What?” he asked
“Well, she invited them yesterday. I think they’re going to meet up with Daryn at the strand and then later on in the dag they’re going golfing at the golf course down the straat from her house”
“She’s doing that on purpose. She knows those are all my favoriete things to do” Jaafar zei
“Well u deserve it. Especially after u called her a whore”, she zei lifting the newspaper back to her face
“So u heard about that huh?” Jaafar asked in shame
“Yes, but what I didn’t hear was your apology”, Katherine zei
“I promise I will grandma”, Jaafar zei standing up to leave.
“And another thing”, Katherine added
“Yes?”
“I don’t ever want to hear u talk about anyone again that way. u hear me?”
“Loud and clear”, Jaafar zei walking out of the room.
*Meanwhile*
At the strand they were preparing to take off on a kayaking adventure. There were four kayaks that seated two people. Since Kayla has had meer kayaking experience than the rest, she is going to lead them out with Paris. The following would be Prince and Daryn, Jermajesty and Blanket, and Donte and Randy.
“Does everybody have on their life jackets?” Kayla asked looking back at the remaining 3 kayaks on the sand.
“Yes”, they all replied in unison.
“Ok, let’s go!” Randy shouted impatiently.
Everyone laughed as they made their way out into the ocean. About 30 feet later Blanket spots something moving in the water.
“Jermajesty look at that!” Blanket excitedly pointed to the vis down below. Everyone looked at the vis making it’s way through the water. Suddenly a splash was heard and everyone looked vooruit, voorwaarts to see that Kayla was gone.
“A haai got her!” Jermajesy frantically screamed
“I think I see it!” Donte zei pointing behind them. Then Paris felt a tug on her kayak, kajak and turned to see that Kayla was sitting there. Dripping wet with a vis in her hand.
“Look guys, I found Nemo!” Kayla laughed and everyone just looked at her confused.
“You went in the water and got that?” Daryn asked
“Yeah”, Kayla replied. She felt something moving on her head and pulled out yet another fish. “Oh look guys, it’s Ponyo!”
Everyone laughed and continued paddling across the Pacific Ocean.
8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D
After the strand they headed to the golf course.
“Four!” blanket swung the club and hit the ball high into the air.
“That was horrible. Let me toon u how it’s done” Jermajesty said. He pulled the club back to schommel, swing the ball, but mid-swing he heard an earsplitting scream and threw the club in the air.
“Ahhhhhhhh!”
“Kayla! u just messed me up!”
She pointed at someone across the course. Jaafar.
Kayla’s Point of View
Why in hells keuken-, keuken is Jaafar here?
Daryn looked at me strange. I leaned over to whisper in her ear. “Jaafar’s here”
I continued to stare at him hoping he wasn’t coming over. Soon everyone realized what was going on and stared Jaafar down as he walked over to us.
*For the raeders:If u need to take a bathroom break u should go now* :)
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Ok, back on with the story.
“Hey”, Jaafar zei looking down. I just stared.
“Um, can I talk to u about something?” still staring.
“Something private” he zei eyeing everyone else. They got the hint and walked away.
“I know I haven’t been the nicest person these past three weeks, but I just wanted u to know that I’m sorry.” Jaafar said. He got down on one knee. “Kayla” he paused to take a cylinder shaped package out of his portemonnee looking thing. “Will u forgive me?”
I unwrapped the package in his hands to find a delicious looking burrito. Yum. I picked it up and took a bite. “Yes, I forgive you”
He smiled and hugged me tightly. “Thank u thank u thank you!”
“Hey! Your squishing my burrito!” I zei pushing him off of me.
“Sorry”
“Oh, and Jaafar?”
“Yes?” he asked
“Is that a purse?” I asked laughing
He pulled on his leather strap tightly. “It’s a satchel!”
“Uh huh…”
So, everything turned out great. Jaafar and I got together, Prince and Daryn got together, Paris got a new bike, and Blanket and Jermajesty got super soakers.
“Ahhhh!” Blanket continued to squirt Prince with the water gun until he ran out of water.
“We have to reload!” he yelled to Jermajesty.
Daryn and Paris came out from behind a bush. “We’re dry!”
Prince walked over to Daryn and wrapped a soaking wet arm around her. “There u are. I was wondering where my foxy mama was” he zei giving her a kiss.
Jaafar and I were leaning back on the lawn chairs holding hands. He started to hum a familiar song.
“Hmmmm, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world”, he then leaned over and kissed me. Mid-kiss I felt something hit me in the back of the head.
“Ouch!” I looked down to see a banaan on the ground.
“What the?” Jaafar zei before he was hit with a banaan also. I looked up to see girl running around with a banaan gun shooting everyone with bananas.
“Who are you!” I asked
“None of yo business!” She yelled shooting me with a banana.
Besides the fact that there was a girl in Jaafar’s backyard shooting us with bananas, everything was now perfect.
The End!
It’s over, yippee!
“And how does that make u feel?” Paris asked Jaafar for the third time in a row
“It makes me feel like crap! I told u that a million times already.” Jaafar zei frustrated. “How do u think it feels to be betrayed door your own cousin?”
“Jaafar, it was three weeks ago. GET OVER IT!”, Paris exclaimed
“Why would I? They were sleeping together!” Jaafar said
“You make it sound so bad when it’s not. I accidentally locked them outside Jaafar”
“Well they didn’t have to sleep so close together. They were nearly touching.”
“What the heck? Did u want them to freeze of something? There was only one blanket.” Paris zei defending them.
Just then Jaafar saw Blanket, Donte, Randy, Jermajesty, and Prince walk door in swimming trunks and tee shirts.
“Well, won’t u look at the time? I have to go. Bye!” Paris zei leaving the room with a bag full of towels.
Jaafar stood up and followed them downstairs. “Where are u guys going?” he asked them as they opened the door.
“Out”, Donte replied running out of the house with the rest close behind.
Jaafar walked into the bibliotheek where he found Katherine reading the newspaper.
“Good morning grandma”, he zei sitting in the chair across from her.
She put her newspaper down and smiled “Good morning grandson, what brings u to me?”
“Do u know where everybody went?” he asked
The smile she once had was gone as she sighed. “Are they gone yet?” she asked
“Yes” he replied
“They went somewhere with Kayla.” She said
“What?” he asked
“Well, she invited them yesterday. I think they’re going to meet up with Daryn at the strand and then later on in the dag they’re going golfing at the golf course down the straat from her house”
“She’s doing that on purpose. She knows those are all my favoriete things to do” Jaafar zei
“Well u deserve it. Especially after u called her a whore”, she zei lifting the newspaper back to her face
“So u heard about that huh?” Jaafar asked in shame
“Yes, but what I didn’t hear was your apology”, Katherine zei
“I promise I will grandma”, Jaafar zei standing up to leave.
“And another thing”, Katherine added
“Yes?”
“I don’t ever want to hear u talk about anyone again that way. u hear me?”
“Loud and clear”, Jaafar zei walking out of the room.
*Meanwhile*
At the strand they were preparing to take off on a kayaking adventure. There were four kayaks that seated two people. Since Kayla has had meer kayaking experience than the rest, she is going to lead them out with Paris. The following would be Prince and Daryn, Jermajesty and Blanket, and Donte and Randy.
“Does everybody have on their life jackets?” Kayla asked looking back at the remaining 3 kayaks on the sand.
“Yes”, they all replied in unison.
“Ok, let’s go!” Randy shouted impatiently.
Everyone laughed as they made their way out into the ocean. About 30 feet later Blanket spots something moving in the water.
“Jermajesty look at that!” Blanket excitedly pointed to the vis down below. Everyone looked at the vis making it’s way through the water. Suddenly a splash was heard and everyone looked vooruit, voorwaarts to see that Kayla was gone.
“A haai got her!” Jermajesy frantically screamed
“I think I see it!” Donte zei pointing behind them. Then Paris felt a tug on her kayak, kajak and turned to see that Kayla was sitting there. Dripping wet with a vis in her hand.
“Look guys, I found Nemo!” Kayla laughed and everyone just looked at her confused.
“You went in the water and got that?” Daryn asked
“Yeah”, Kayla replied. She felt something moving on her head and pulled out yet another fish. “Oh look guys, it’s Ponyo!”
Everyone laughed and continued paddling across the Pacific Ocean.
8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D 8D
After the strand they headed to the golf course.
“Four!” blanket swung the club and hit the ball high into the air.
“That was horrible. Let me toon u how it’s done” Jermajesty said. He pulled the club back to schommel, swing the ball, but mid-swing he heard an earsplitting scream and threw the club in the air.
“Ahhhhhhhh!”
“Kayla! u just messed me up!”
She pointed at someone across the course. Jaafar.
Kayla’s Point of View
Why in hells keuken-, keuken is Jaafar here?
Daryn looked at me strange. I leaned over to whisper in her ear. “Jaafar’s here”
I continued to stare at him hoping he wasn’t coming over. Soon everyone realized what was going on and stared Jaafar down as he walked over to us.
*For the raeders:If u need to take a bathroom break u should go now* :)
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Ok, back on with the story.
“Hey”, Jaafar zei looking down. I just stared.
“Um, can I talk to u about something?” still staring.
“Something private” he zei eyeing everyone else. They got the hint and walked away.
“I know I haven’t been the nicest person these past three weeks, but I just wanted u to know that I’m sorry.” Jaafar said. He got down on one knee. “Kayla” he paused to take a cylinder shaped package out of his portemonnee looking thing. “Will u forgive me?”
I unwrapped the package in his hands to find a delicious looking burrito. Yum. I picked it up and took a bite. “Yes, I forgive you”
He smiled and hugged me tightly. “Thank u thank u thank you!”
“Hey! Your squishing my burrito!” I zei pushing him off of me.
“Sorry”
“Oh, and Jaafar?”
“Yes?” he asked
“Is that a purse?” I asked laughing
He pulled on his leather strap tightly. “It’s a satchel!”
“Uh huh…”
So, everything turned out great. Jaafar and I got together, Prince and Daryn got together, Paris got a new bike, and Blanket and Jermajesty got super soakers.
“Ahhhh!” Blanket continued to squirt Prince with the water gun until he ran out of water.
“We have to reload!” he yelled to Jermajesty.
Daryn and Paris came out from behind a bush. “We’re dry!”
Prince walked over to Daryn and wrapped a soaking wet arm around her. “There u are. I was wondering where my foxy mama was” he zei giving her a kiss.
Jaafar and I were leaning back on the lawn chairs holding hands. He started to hum a familiar song.
“Hmmmm, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world”, he then leaned over and kissed me. Mid-kiss I felt something hit me in the back of the head.
“Ouch!” I looked down to see a banaan on the ground.
“What the?” Jaafar zei before he was hit with a banaan also. I looked up to see girl running around with a banaan gun shooting everyone with bananas.
“Who are you!” I asked
“None of yo business!” She yelled shooting me with a banana.
Besides the fact that there was a girl in Jaafar’s backyard shooting us with bananas, everything was now perfect.
The End!
It’s over, yippee!