THE Memorable quotes
~~Sucre: [Scofield watches as a prisoner is stabbed] Welcome to Prisneyland, Fish.
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~~Wendy (the tattoer): Most guys, u know, for the first time, they start with something small- mom, girlfriend's initials, something like that. Not you. u got a full set of sleeves, all in a couple of months. Takes guys a few years to get the ink u got.
Michael Scofield: I don't have a few years. Wish the hell I did.
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~~Michael Scofield: I'm looking for someone... a guy name lincoln Burrows.
Wholesale: [surprised] Linc, the sink?
Michael Scofield: That what they're calling him now?
Wholesale: Yeah, coz he'll come after u with everything *but* the kitchen, snowflake!
...
~~Sucre: u see these hands? They're digging machines. u want to go to China? I'll get u to China. I'll dig like a psychotic rodent if I have to!
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~~Michael: It’s just math.
Sucre: What if your math is wrong?
Michael: You’ll drill into one of a dozen gas lines behind the wall. There’ll be an explosion and we’ll be burned alive.
Sucre: But you’re good at math, right?
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~~Michael: I thought u zei your cousin was moving in on your girl.
Sucre: That’s my other cousin, but thanks for bringing that up, jackass.
T-Bag to Michael But damn! u look so pretty when you're scared.
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~~Michael to C-Note If u think I'm leaving here without my brother, u have MASSIVELY underestimated me.
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THE ROMANTIC QUOTES
~~Michael Scofield: u kept it.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Kept what?
Michael Scofield: The flower.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Well, I'm a packrat. I never throw anything out.
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~~Michael Scofield: [looks around the spotless infirmary] Yeah, well this clutter. It's... overwhelming.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: u should see my apartment.
Michael Scofield: Woah. We haven't even had our first datum yet and you're already inviting me in. I thought u were a nice girl.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Oh Michael, we all know nice girls finish last.
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~~[motions for Michael to lift up his shirt]
Michael Scofield: So where do u finish?
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Depends on where I start. Deep breath.
[uses stethoscope to listen to Michael's hart-, hart beat, and looks up at him. Michael gives her the blue steel and forgets to continue breathing deeply]
Angela West: [suddenly walking in] Sara, we're backing up out here.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Right, sorry.
[to Michael]
Dr. Sara Tancredi: I'll go get your shot.
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~~Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I am not the animal u think u see before you. I am the laws of karma all come down wrong. Do ya' understand?
Susan Hollander: [shaking her head] I don't.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: What I'm tryin' to say is that... I am the sin of my father.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I am the last in the line of Bagwells. The tail end of the corrupted breed. The Earth, thank God, shall see no meer of our generations.
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~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Hello Mrs. Hollander! They say a good woman is hard to find. Well that's true u must be a very, very, very good. Don't be afraid. Teddy's home.
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~~Denise: I have never done that before.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Then I guess we were making up for some lost time.
Denise: I have to ask, Sam, are you, uh... are u married of something?
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Me? No. What makes u think...
Denise: Come on now. I may be plain, but I'm not a fool. Usually the men I end up with are just looking for something, u know...on the side.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Denise, the only "side" I'm interested in, is the inside. And that place within you...is not plain.
Denise: I have to get back to work.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Do u really?
Denise: I have to close tonight.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: How 'bout I pick u up after? We can have dinner.
Denise: Are u sure?
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Denise...I insist.
[after Denise recognises T-Bag from the wanted poster]
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: I really wish u hadn't seen that.
...
~~"What brings u to our fine city?"
T-Bag:"Romance."
...
~~Michael: Ever been to Baja, Mexico? There’s this great place down there.. 20 bucks a night, hammock on the back porch, beers are 50 cents... 25 cents at happy hour. (Sara laughs). u ever been to Thailand? Thailand’s great…
Sara:Michael,If you're trying to confort me you're doing a terrible job
Michael ( laughs): But I am trying.
...
~~Sara: What do u want from me Michael?
Michael: I need u to do something for me?
Sara: What?
Michael: Wait for me...It won't always be like this,this room, this place.
...
MICHAEL SCOFIELD QUOTES
~~Pope: Son, it's better for me to owe u one in here than for u to owe me one, I can promise u that.
Michael: I'll take my chances.
...
~~Michael: P.I pays 19 cents an hour.
Tweener: That's slavery yo!
Michael: That's prison yo!
...
~~Stop chasing me, cause whenever u get close I'll win everytime.
...
~~[Michael to Tweener}:'You and I, we're not bros.''
...
~~Escape is just the beginning
...
~~Be the change u want to see in the world.
...
~~
Experience is what u get when u don't get what u want to get
...
~~I know how to do it, I just don't have the time to do it.
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~~Preparation will only take u so far. After that u got to take a few leaps of faith.
T-BAG QUOTES
~~Dr. Marvin Gudat: I can promise u nothing.
Theodore T-Bag Bagwell:Story of my life
...
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: [about the rising temperature in the cells] Not that hot?
[he points to an African American cellmate]
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: When this guy woke up, he was white!
...
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Hey, Sucre. I got a vraag about u and the rest of the Mexicans.
Fernando Sucre: I don't think I'll be able to help, seeing as I'm Puerto Rican.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Geographical semantics, amigo. I'm speaking about the general Latino population. How is it that a people so historically lazy ended up being such a big part of the nation's workforce?
Fernando Sucre: The way I see things, it's everyone else that's lazy. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any jobs for the immigrants. The ones sitting at home, collecting unemployment, the lazy ones? It's not us.
...
~~Guard #1: Take off your pants!
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Excuse me, signor?
Guard #1: I zei take off your pants!
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: If I knew u boys partied like this at Sona, I woulda never tried to escape..
...
~~Bellick:"Where's the money?"
T-Bag:"You wanna know where the money is? I spend it last night on yo mama!!"
...
~~Michael Scofield: Tell me that's not what I know it is.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Oh, it is. But don't worry. Before I destroyed it, I committed it to my photographic memory.
[eats last bit of the map]
Michael Scofield: Coming from a compulsive liar I find that a little hard to believe.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I'd a tattooed it to my body, but I didn't have the time...
...
~~ T-BAG QUOTES
David 'Tweener' Apolskis: Yo man, this is not good. We got her up in our grill checkin' in on us all the time.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: The boy's right. My hand says "I can't dig". I'll volunteer to keep her occupied.
Michael Scofield: u don't touch her.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Who are you, Sister Mary Francis? I know how to play nice.
Michael Scofield: I'll be watchin'.
...
~~T-Bag: hallo John, u know actually about Jesus... say hi to him for me, will ya?
...
~~T-Bag: [to Westmoreland] u know what I can't understand is why somebody like u wants to get out of here anyways. How u gonna survive, huh? The world is all different now, scary. They got computer phones, boobies made out of silicone, u won't know what to do!
...
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: That picture makes me look like a sociopath.
__________________________________________________
Sucre & Michael
What's another word for love?
What's the context?
u know, the I love u so much I ain't never knocking over a liquor store again kind of context, except but u know, classy.
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(sucre and his cousin)
sucre's Cousin:"The wedding is in Vegas." -
Sucre:"The city?"
S.C:no, dumbass, the continent!
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Michael: Still interested in getting in the P.I?
Tweener: Does my mama got big breasties?
Michael: I wouldnt know
Tweener: Hell yeah she does, and hell yeah I do.
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~~Sucre: [Scofield watches as a prisoner is stabbed] Welcome to Prisneyland, Fish.
...
~~Wendy (the tattoer): Most guys, u know, for the first time, they start with something small- mom, girlfriend's initials, something like that. Not you. u got a full set of sleeves, all in a couple of months. Takes guys a few years to get the ink u got.
Michael Scofield: I don't have a few years. Wish the hell I did.
...
~~Michael Scofield: I'm looking for someone... a guy name lincoln Burrows.
Wholesale: [surprised] Linc, the sink?
Michael Scofield: That what they're calling him now?
Wholesale: Yeah, coz he'll come after u with everything *but* the kitchen, snowflake!
...
~~Sucre: u see these hands? They're digging machines. u want to go to China? I'll get u to China. I'll dig like a psychotic rodent if I have to!
...
~~Michael: It’s just math.
Sucre: What if your math is wrong?
Michael: You’ll drill into one of a dozen gas lines behind the wall. There’ll be an explosion and we’ll be burned alive.
Sucre: But you’re good at math, right?
...
~~Michael: I thought u zei your cousin was moving in on your girl.
Sucre: That’s my other cousin, but thanks for bringing that up, jackass.
T-Bag to Michael But damn! u look so pretty when you're scared.
...
~~Michael to C-Note If u think I'm leaving here without my brother, u have MASSIVELY underestimated me.
...
THE ROMANTIC QUOTES
~~Michael Scofield: u kept it.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Kept what?
Michael Scofield: The flower.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Well, I'm a packrat. I never throw anything out.
...
~~Michael Scofield: [looks around the spotless infirmary] Yeah, well this clutter. It's... overwhelming.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: u should see my apartment.
Michael Scofield: Woah. We haven't even had our first datum yet and you're already inviting me in. I thought u were a nice girl.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Oh Michael, we all know nice girls finish last.
...
~~[motions for Michael to lift up his shirt]
Michael Scofield: So where do u finish?
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Depends on where I start. Deep breath.
[uses stethoscope to listen to Michael's hart-, hart beat, and looks up at him. Michael gives her the blue steel and forgets to continue breathing deeply]
Angela West: [suddenly walking in] Sara, we're backing up out here.
Dr. Sara Tancredi: Right, sorry.
[to Michael]
Dr. Sara Tancredi: I'll go get your shot.
...
~~Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I am not the animal u think u see before you. I am the laws of karma all come down wrong. Do ya' understand?
Susan Hollander: [shaking her head] I don't.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: What I'm tryin' to say is that... I am the sin of my father.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I am the last in the line of Bagwells. The tail end of the corrupted breed. The Earth, thank God, shall see no meer of our generations.
...
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Hello Mrs. Hollander! They say a good woman is hard to find. Well that's true u must be a very, very, very good. Don't be afraid. Teddy's home.
...
~~Denise: I have never done that before.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Then I guess we were making up for some lost time.
Denise: I have to ask, Sam, are you, uh... are u married of something?
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Me? No. What makes u think...
Denise: Come on now. I may be plain, but I'm not a fool. Usually the men I end up with are just looking for something, u know...on the side.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Denise, the only "side" I'm interested in, is the inside. And that place within you...is not plain.
Denise: I have to get back to work.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Do u really?
Denise: I have to close tonight.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: How 'bout I pick u up after? We can have dinner.
Denise: Are u sure?
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Denise...I insist.
[after Denise recognises T-Bag from the wanted poster]
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: I really wish u hadn't seen that.
...
~~"What brings u to our fine city?"
T-Bag:"Romance."
...
~~Michael: Ever been to Baja, Mexico? There’s this great place down there.. 20 bucks a night, hammock on the back porch, beers are 50 cents... 25 cents at happy hour. (Sara laughs). u ever been to Thailand? Thailand’s great…
Sara:Michael,If you're trying to confort me you're doing a terrible job
Michael ( laughs): But I am trying.
...
~~Sara: What do u want from me Michael?
Michael: I need u to do something for me?
Sara: What?
Michael: Wait for me...It won't always be like this,this room, this place.
...
MICHAEL SCOFIELD QUOTES
~~Pope: Son, it's better for me to owe u one in here than for u to owe me one, I can promise u that.
Michael: I'll take my chances.
...
~~Michael: P.I pays 19 cents an hour.
Tweener: That's slavery yo!
Michael: That's prison yo!
...
~~Stop chasing me, cause whenever u get close I'll win everytime.
...
~~[Michael to Tweener}:'You and I, we're not bros.''
...
~~Escape is just the beginning
...
~~Be the change u want to see in the world.
...
~~
Experience is what u get when u don't get what u want to get
...
~~I know how to do it, I just don't have the time to do it.
...
~~Preparation will only take u so far. After that u got to take a few leaps of faith.
T-BAG QUOTES
~~Dr. Marvin Gudat: I can promise u nothing.
Theodore T-Bag Bagwell:Story of my life
...
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: [about the rising temperature in the cells] Not that hot?
[he points to an African American cellmate]
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: When this guy woke up, he was white!
...
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Hey, Sucre. I got a vraag about u and the rest of the Mexicans.
Fernando Sucre: I don't think I'll be able to help, seeing as I'm Puerto Rican.
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: Geographical semantics, amigo. I'm speaking about the general Latino population. How is it that a people so historically lazy ended up being such a big part of the nation's workforce?
Fernando Sucre: The way I see things, it's everyone else that's lazy. Otherwise, there wouldn't be any jobs for the immigrants. The ones sitting at home, collecting unemployment, the lazy ones? It's not us.
...
~~Guard #1: Take off your pants!
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Excuse me, signor?
Guard #1: I zei take off your pants!
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: If I knew u boys partied like this at Sona, I woulda never tried to escape..
...
~~Bellick:"Where's the money?"
T-Bag:"You wanna know where the money is? I spend it last night on yo mama!!"
...
~~Michael Scofield: Tell me that's not what I know it is.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Oh, it is. But don't worry. Before I destroyed it, I committed it to my photographic memory.
[eats last bit of the map]
Michael Scofield: Coming from a compulsive liar I find that a little hard to believe.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: I'd a tattooed it to my body, but I didn't have the time...
...
~~ T-BAG QUOTES
David 'Tweener' Apolskis: Yo man, this is not good. We got her up in our grill checkin' in on us all the time.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: The boy's right. My hand says "I can't dig". I'll volunteer to keep her occupied.
Michael Scofield: u don't touch her.
Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell: Who are you, Sister Mary Francis? I know how to play nice.
Michael Scofield: I'll be watchin'.
...
~~T-Bag: hallo John, u know actually about Jesus... say hi to him for me, will ya?
...
~~T-Bag: [to Westmoreland] u know what I can't understand is why somebody like u wants to get out of here anyways. How u gonna survive, huh? The world is all different now, scary. They got computer phones, boobies made out of silicone, u won't know what to do!
...
~~Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell: That picture makes me look like a sociopath.
__________________________________________________
Sucre & Michael
What's another word for love?
What's the context?
u know, the I love u so much I ain't never knocking over a liquor store again kind of context, except but u know, classy.
-------------------------------------
(sucre and his cousin)
sucre's Cousin:"The wedding is in Vegas." -
Sucre:"The city?"
S.C:no, dumbass, the continent!
-------------------------------------
Michael: Still interested in getting in the P.I?
Tweener: Does my mama got big breasties?
Michael: I wouldnt know
Tweener: Hell yeah she does, and hell yeah I do.
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