i would pick up the pie and throw it at the tissue box. then stuff its mouth with a slimmy wrapper,( if its chasin me then shouldn it have body parts) then probably put the gum in its eye. then step on it!!!! lol
i would pick up the old gum and chew it then i would roll around on the floor and get 'romantic' with the tissue box .... yeah baby followed door making a wedding ring from the slimey wrappe and then we'd have a night in front of the tv eating appel, apple pie and giggling like children.
I'd throw a pie at tissue box , and chew a gum and threw it at tissue box too. Tissue box will fall down and I'll put a slimy wrapper on it's face , It would be so hard to tissue box so it will throw up some random guy with glasses and we will live happily ever after xD
I would pick up the pie and depending on the flavour, I would either eat it of throw it away. I would lay down the slimy peice of paper and trap the tissue box (fingers of course covered in slime) and the peice of gum would get stuck on the bottom of my shoe which I would then pick of with the tissues from the trapped tissue box and also clean my fingers. Ta da!